Crisps

[BrianFaePerth]

It would be a fuckin chore if you were AK

[Bluto10]

wise up brion

[manboobs109]

40 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

prob better if everyone just read only their own posts, be a lot easier that way

That's the only way your nights consigned to the utility room could be anymore depressing.

[Redforever86]

7 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Gads. That would take me to the BRINK of death drinking that.

That "joke" is more dated than your hair style. 

[sigh]

Just bought a 5 pack of McCoys - Peri Peri Fire Pit crisps.

Small packets but flavoursome, never had them before, nice!

[Simply Red]

 

Do you still get spring onion crisps? They were nae bad in the 80s

[chief_wiggum]

Just started a packet of these, cant recommend them at all, they are honking! (probably still eat them though cause im a tight cunt)

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, chief_wiggum said:

Just started a packet of these, cant recommend them at all, they are honking! (probably still eat them though cause im a tight cunt)

Kettle Crisps in general, along with Tyrell Crisps, are truly awful. Riddled with grease and lack of flavour.

[chief_wiggum]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Kettle Crisps in general, along with Tyrell Crisps, are truly awful. Riddled with grease and lack of flavour.

Unfortunately these did have flavour..... the flavour of a junkie hoors drip tray!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Unfortunately these did have flavour..... the flavour of a junkie hoors drip tray!

Mmmmm, sounds lovely.😄😄

Watch you dinna get mouth herpes after eating them crisps, sounds a bit like researching a manky cow's genitalia with use of your tongue. 

[sigh]

I see a pack of McCoys are now £1.25, some jump in price - still the Daddy of crisps though

[JumboJET]

McCoys are the best crisps, with Pringles in second place.

Walkers come in dead last, supermarket own brand are even superior to these. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pfft - Cheese and Red Onion crisps are a taste sensation 

The packet I bought fae Sainsbury's on Guild Street weren't though. 

Ended up feeding the local pigeons in the seated area outside Joint Station with them.

[Bournemouth Gee]

The wife has those lentil crisps. Haven't been desperate enough to try them yet

[Dad]

Have a bag the now son - they're terrific 👍

[dazzy_deff]

10 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

The wife has those lentil crisps. Haven't been desperate enough to try them yet

You should. They are ace.

[Snelders Snottters 89]

Kettle sea salt & balsamic vinegar of modena fine!

[Snelders Snottters 89]

30 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

The wife has those lentil crisps. Haven't been desperate enough to try them yet

My Gfriend loves the kale crisps tho I can confirm there honking.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

My Gfriend loves the kale crisps tho I can confirm there honking.

Pics (not of the crisps)

[Parklife]

By the sounds of it a few of you boys should switch the crisps for a bit fruit. 

Fat cunts. 

[sigh]

18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

By the sounds of it a few of you boys should switch the crisps for a bit fruit. 

Fat cunts. 

You no partial to two slices of white bread, buttered, with the contents of a bag of crisps in between them - a cracking cheap snack, no nutritional value what so ever but if you pick the flavour of crisps right a taste sensation

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, sigh said:

You no partial to two slices of white bread, buttered, with the contents of a bag of crisps in between them - a cracking cheap snack, no nutritional value what so ever but if you pick the flavour of crisps right a taste sensation

Ahct, of course, sigh. I was just being a bit of a cheeky cunt tbh. 

Mexican Chilli McCoys are the king of crisps imo. 

[Snelders Snottters 89]

40 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Pics (not of the crisps)

Hahaha'

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fat cunt

Lost a couple of kilos in October. Will lose another couple this month & the same next month. 

Then it'll be hot girl summer time in January. 😎

[Simply Red]

Kettle crisps (sea salt/balsamic & the mature chedder/onion) are champions league crisps. 

[Reed or deed]

Golden wonder, walkers, mccoys, taste sensations, leys, asda own brand, tesco own brand, quavers, frazzles, cheesy wotsits, i love em all. 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

By the sounds of it a few of you boys should switch the crisps for a bit fruit. 

Fat cunts. 

The thing with crisps is that they always are made with rapeseed oil or sunflower oil, which are what really causes obesity. They were healthier when they were made with animal fats. Those plant/seed oils are the real cause of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer. It's even been shown that these oils can damage your DNA. This shit needs to be banned. It's why America has a 42% obesity rate, 8% diabetes rate and we aren't far behind them. Those oils are in loads of foods now. Even olives are now in rapeseed oil not olive oil. These oils began as durable industrial lubricants in the late 1800s then got processed in huge refineries (why bother with this vast, expensive process?) to make them barely digestible.  

Most "food" in supermarkets is bad for you. People who looks for conspiracies need to start with the vast, greedy-as-fuck, don't-give-a-fuck "food" industry.

[styrofoamplates]

11 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

The thing with crisps is that they always are made with rapeseed oil or sunflower oil, which are what really causes obesity. They were healthier when they were made with animal fats. Those plant/seed oils are the real cause of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer. It's even been shown that these oils can damage your DNA. This shit needs to be banned. It's why America has a 42% obesity rate, 8% diabetes rate and we aren't far behind them. Those oils are in loads of foods now. Even olives are now in rapeseed oil not olive oil. These oils began as durable industrial lubricants in the late 1800s then got processed in huge refineries (why bother with this vast, expensive process?) to make them barely digestible.  

Most "food" in supermarkets is bad for you. People who looks for conspiracies need to start with the vast, greedy-as-fuck, don't-give-a-fuck "food" industry.

What do you eat GOB? Nuts and berries foraged from the forest? 

[Parklife]

44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Christmas will fuck you up. Booze, food and what not over the festive period. 

Thanks for your faith. 

 

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

38 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

What do you eat GOB? Nuts and berries foraged from the forest? 

You'll love this, Mr Gadd! I make my own crisps! Slice the tatties with a mandoline (nae the string instrument!) then fry them in goose or duck fat, £1.50 from Bargain Buys. Add my own flavouring, usually Chinese salt (from Wuhan?) or Cajun seasoning. It's a hassle at first, but you get the knack. I like making my own popcorn with coconut oil, it's good for you, unlike the seed oils.

I got diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes last September, totally out of the blue, over the fucking phone, too, not even by my own doctor. So it was diet change time. It's a cunt changing diet for proper health reasons, but it motivates more than just being fat. I stopped drinking booze in 2018, but when I delved into the causes of diabetes, I eventually encountered the research on plant and seed oils, mostly through a doctor in that America, Dr Chris Knobbe. He has done 35 years of research into chronic illnesses.

Anyway, I still love my food! I just had to change my diet. It's pretty grim how unhealthy Scotland is these days. We used to be healthy as fuck, robust, hardy warriors. My granda is 98, the war (Navy, signalman, Malta) was fuck all to him, it was working as a painter for the Council that was the epic saga of blood and toil, daring do! He's got some stories!