Sickness Bug

[Parklife]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

 I've been hit by a train.

If only. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

20 minutes ago, Parklife said:

If only. 

God alfuckinmighty.  Is that it?  Poor show.  You really need to pull your socks up.  That's simply lazy, sloppy and more than a smidge obvious.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

God alfuckinmighty.  Is that it?  Poor show.  You really need to pull your socks up.  That's simply lazy and sloppy.

How you been keeping Rocket?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Rocket?  Original.

 

[redone]

4 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

He’s not Rocket, Rocket would’ve claimed he created the sickness bug

He seems to have a lot in common with Rocket. 

[redone]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

1. Violence to women  ✅ 

2. anger ✅ 

3. struggling with forums ✅ 

4. prick ✅ 

 

5. Gratuitous references to golf

6. Boastful about his expenditure

 

Add in that his appearance on here has coincided with Rocket’s disappearance..... 

[Beachend Bootboy]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

1. Violence to women  ✅ 

2. anger ✅ 

3. struggling with forums ✅ 

4. prick ✅ 

 

1.  Need to be kept in their place.

2. Yup

3. Nope

4. Yup

Now go pish the man shite out of your Japs eye.  Mincer!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, redone said:

5. Gratuitous references to golf

6. Boastful about his expenditure

 

Add in that his appearance on here has coincided with Rocket’s disappearance..... 

5. Yup but ain't played in over a year.

6. Because I can.

Who the fuck is Rocket?  I've been here off and on for a while now (January 31).  You think I'm Rocket??  Well wide of the mark.

[Beachend Bootboy]

30 minutes ago, redone said:

He seems to have a lot in common with Rocket. 

None whatsoever.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

He’s not Rocket, Rocket would’ve claimed he created the sickness bug

I merely harbour it.

[Redforever86]

No chance he is Rocket. 

 

Rocket at least has a bit of substance and intelligence (at times) about him despite being a fud. 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

And you’d certainly know about being a fud

Aye I've been observing you for long enough shit digits. 

[redone]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

5. Yup but ain't played in over a year.

6. Because I can.

Who the fuck is Rocket?  I've been here off and on for a while now (January 31).  You think I'm Rocket??  Well wide of the mark.

The permaraging bullshitter doth protest too much

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, redone said:

The permaraging bullshitter doth protest too much

Eh, ok.??

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Are you English ?

Don't be daft.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Israeli, I presume 

Definately not.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Rocket used to say that as well 

Then I must be he if it pleases you.

[Guest]

@Beachend Bootboy

 

Hope you shit your lungs out, cunt

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

@Beachend Bootboy

 

Hope you shit your lungs out, cunt

Fuck off you homo.  Go suck dick.  Wanker.

[manboobs109]

What's BBB done to attract such ire?

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's BBB done to attract such ire?

Parkie and Consi are rude too him therefore ill go for some political mumbo jumbo. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's BBB done to attract such ire?

Jealously is my guess.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He plays with little boys willies 

Nah, not my bag mate.  Bet your internet history makes interesting vieweing tho.  Get me?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Parkie and Consi are rude too him therefore ill go for some political mumbo jumbo. 

Who cares.  Internet is full o' wannabe, limp dicks.

[cheesepipes]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Who cares.  Internet is full o' wannabe, limp dicks.

I certainly don't. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

I certainly don't. 

Nah, me neither.  All good clean fun.  Fuck the world.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Nah, me neither.  All good clean fun.  Fuck the world.

Right up the farter. 

[BrianFaePerth]

While BB has shown up during both of Rockets 2021 sabbaticals and has previously disappeared just before his returns it is nothing more than a mere coincidence.

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

While BB has shown up during both of Rockets 2021 sabbaticals and has previously disappeared just before his returns it is nothing more than a mere coincidence.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 10/23/2021 at 6:38 PM, Beachend Bootboy said:

I've been retchin' like a cunt all day.  Fuck all comin' up just fuckin' bile.

Any other o' you cunts had this?  It's a real bastard.  Torture.

It sounds like you have the dreaded Coronavirus min, which I believe, going by the governments, media, and those in the know as a person suffering from one or a combination of the following conditions;

Nausea, Common cold, Head cold, Tonsillitis, Bronchitis, Emphysema, COPD, TB, Rubella, Ebola, Malaria, Cholera, Dengue Fever, Conjunctivitis, Gingivitis, Toothache, Typhoid, Botulism, Cough, Sniffle (AKA Runny Nose), Fever, Scarlet Fever, HIV, and loss of any of the five senses.

My best advice to you is Stay at Home, Protect the NHS, Drink more Lucozade, Eat a bar of Galaxy, Save Lives.