AFChat Awards 2021

[dazzy_deff]

27 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

In what way? 

Cant put my finger on it. Just seem more agressive than normal. 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

Couple of glasses of that and @Bluto10 shits himself before the Queen starts her speech 

fuckin hell

[Studebaker-90]

6 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Cant put my finger on it. Just seem more agressive than normal. 

Maybe after changing my avatar to rebbit. Yir a fat cunt! Yir a fat cunt. Aggression really isn’t part of my arsenal (any more)  

[dazzy_deff]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Maybe after changing my avatar to rebbit. Yir a fat cunt! Yir a fat cunt. Aggression really isn’t part of my arsenal (any more)  

Who the fuck is rebbit?

[Studebaker-90]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

Who the fuck is rebbit?

Chois thread. Where have you been man? 

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

Chois thread. Where have you been man? 

I da read that een. Skip over it.

[Ke1t]

45 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Cant put my finger on it. Just seem more agressive than normal. 

Actually seems quite a bit less aggressive, I thought. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Smart move. Read about the first page and couldn’t see what the fuss was about.

[manboobs109]

8 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

Something very different about your posting style lately...

You're spot on, that's why I clipped his wings a bit last night. He was writing cheques he couldn't cash.

[Bluto10]

aye ok Strickland 

[Studebaker-90]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

You're spot on, that's why I clipped his wings a bit last night. He was writing cheques he couldn't cash.

. 

[The Buzzard]

On 12/1/2021 at 9:52 AM, Henry said:

Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards.

I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December.

This year's categories are:

Best Poster:Bad Mobby. Contributes good stuff across all pub threads and doesn't take it all too seriously. I almost went for Consi - I don't necessarily agree with a lot of his viewpoints but he puts himself out there and generates content.  

Funniest Poster: Possibly the same as last year's vote, I think it has to be Henry. He's always sharp with a withering response to a lot of the stuff posted here.

Lifetime Achievement Award: Poodler. He just keeps on doing what he is doing. No fucks given.

Best Thread: The threads always go off on a tangent so it's hard, but I'll go for the drinking thread as it seems to stick mostly to topic.

Best Rivalry: SH and Rocket.

Must Do Better Award: Edit to add - Myself (if Fridge can vote for himself then so can I. I'm too much of a fence sitter)

Moment of the Year: Bad Mobby deciding it was time to take on Rocket.

Most Negative Poster Award: No winner - a few candidates on the football forum that can't be separated.

Best Newcomer: Are there any newcomers in the last year?

 

As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked.

Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. 

Couple of issues to note:

You don't have to vote in every category

Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - 

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Sooper-Hanz

 

[manboobs109]

On 12/1/2021 at 9:52 AM, Henry said:

 

Best Poster: Matt Armstrong's Dog

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes by a mile.

Lifetime Achievement Award: Mobby

Best Thread: Coronavirus

Best Rivalry: Rocket v Mutants

Must Do Better Award: Bluto. Absolutely brutal chat at times. We get it you drink beer, don't like golf and don't get colds.

Moment of the Year: Bluts boasting about his 8 bottles of beer

Most Negative Poster Award: Parkys changed, takes himself awful seriously nowadays.

Best Newcomer: Matt Armstrong's Dog(not sure if he qualifies tbh)

Biggest Dingbat: Cavey

 

[Bluto10]

hey moobs talk about kickin a man when he’s down 

bad enough gettin voted MDB by the likes of dazzy and henry. but you aswell? that’s enough to send a man over the edge

 

ps - you should up your game too while we’re at it. you’re a negative repetitive racist cunt.

[manboobs109]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

hey moobs talk about kickin a man when he’s down 

bad enough gettin voted MDB by the likes of dazzy and henry. but you aswell? that’s enough to send a man over the edge

 

ps - you should up your game too while we’re at it. you’re a negative repetitive racist cunt.

I thought cavey would be the bite tbh

Take it as constructive criticism

[cheesepipes]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

 

ps - you should up your game too while we’re at it. you’re a negative repetitive racist cunt.

I expected better Bloots. Throwing out the R bomb. 

[Redforever86]

ez oan eh reaps

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

hey moobs talk about kickin a man when he’s down 

bad enough gettin voted MDB by the likes of dazzy and henry. but you aswell? that’s enough to send a man over the edge

 

ps - you should up your game too while we’re at it. you’re a negative repetitive racist cunt.

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[Arabian Knight]

greysack gittin aw cutesy ther ''aw y did ye dae it it meh'' ..greysack lied tae cunts oan here fir 10yr aboot ez twa bairns cos e wis awkward aboot sex..n its tip o eh iceberg wi the maggot

[Bluto10]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Take it as constructive criticism

I’ll give you that

 Some  other wetbag voted the same. 
 

I found it ironic but it’s fuckin humiliating in that company 

 

 

 

 

 

[Parklife]

You should be thrilled that someone thought of you for an award at all tbh, Blutz. Given your posting is so chronically dull. 

[Bluto10]

ouch

 

LOL

 

[manboobs109]

I'll be honest the AK/Bluts relationship intrigues me. I think AK defo knows or knew Bluts in real life.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'll be honest the AK/Bluts relationship intrigues me. I think AK defo knows or knew Bluts in real life.

AK is blutz's hidden child 

[Bluto10]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'll be honest the AK/Bluts relationship intrigues me. I think AK defo knows or knew Bluts in real life.

no.

 

he’s just a complete loser.

 

 

[Arabian Knight]

yev goat a lot a questions tae anser like..yer an oddity..xplain wit wis gan oan wi yersel n eh bairns..very awkwrd..yer ride shat oot a male in 2016..dinna lie ir whimper awa is yisual ye fuckin snake..yer logged in here ivry helf oor..this is yer life

[manboobs109]

I reckon AK  is Bluts dad

[The Cockney Don]

Best : BLUTO 

Lifetime : Tommy 

Must Do Better : Grays Babylon 

Moment : Lennie Bennett disappearing again 

Negative : Fine n Dandy .

 

[Don Fonte]

On 12/1/2021 at 9:52 AM, Henry said:

Yes, it's that time of year again. Once you've opened up your advent calendar on the first of December, thoughts inevitably return to the great festive tradition that is the Hat Awards.

I'll tally up the votes and announce the winners sometime on Weds 15th December.

This year's categories are:

Best Poster: Bluto

Funniest Poster: Pipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Mobz

Best Thread: the PP thread

Best Rivalry: fuck the huns

Must Do Better Award: Durrant Dived

Moment of the Year: Walter Smith's death

Most Negative Poster Award: Consi

Best Newcomer: Eh Boof

 

As usual, the user suggested awards are normally the best part of this thread, but these won't be counted as I can't be fucked.

Best of luck to all for the 2021 awards. 

Couple of issues to note:

You don't have to vote in every category

Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - 

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Sooper-Hanz

 

[Redforever86]

46 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thought he was his ex brother in law? 

I’ve heard this too