Comedians you don't find funny

[don corleone]

The comedy circuit is seems to be  saturated at the moment with alot of bang average to completely unfunny comics. Here are a few that I don't get. 

Michael mckintyre

Sarah pascoe

John Bishop 

Daniel sloss

Catherine tate

Russell Howard 

[YorkDon]

I don’t mind most of the list, though wouldn’t go out of my way to watch any of them, but I really can’t stand Russell Howard.

Add Jack Whitehall to the list-fucking brutal.

[Poodler]

 

just wanted to repost this somewhere. Good thread for it 

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Victoria Coren Mitchell 

Bastard. Beat me to it. 

[cheesepipes]

17 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

just wanted to repost this somewhere. Good thread for it 

Its like hes speaking specifically to Afc-chat.co.uk 

[cheesepipes]

That flid boy with the grotesque pincers. 

Clearly a box ticking exercise. 

[Zeus]

Michael McIntyre

Alan Carr

Thon wifey with the silly haircut

Rob Beckett 

[Zeus]

7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Its like hes speaking specifically to Afc-chat.co.uk 

?

Should tie a few of them up with specific posters 

[Quagmire]

46 minutes ago, don corleone said:

The comedy circuit is seems to be  saturated at the moment with alot of bang average to completely unfunny comics. Here are a few that I don't get. 

Sarah pascoe

Catherine tate

 

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Victoria Coren Mitchell 

Where is it your hatred for successful women comes from? Why is it your intimidated by them? Pathetic.

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Michael McIntyre

Rob Beckett 

White, middle aged. Fair game. 

[don corleone]

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Michael McIntyre

Alan Carr

Thon wifey with the silly haircut

Rob Beckett 

Forgot about Alan Carr. He is awful. 

[Studebaker-90]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

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Should tie a few of them up with specific posters 

“Well he’s here, but is he welcome” aimed at consi can boogie 

[Studebaker-90]

“You expect to be paid for caring for your elderly relatives” - millertime 

[chief_wiggum]

42 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

That flid boy with the grotesque pincers. 

Clearly a box ticking exercise. 

Rosie Jones, good on her for making a living as a comedian but I can't understand her and she takes forever to speak. I'm probably just a miserable old cunt, but I don't want to try and work out what someone is saying hanging on every word waiting for a crap punchline

[Ten Caat]

Nish Kumar.......I'd never tire of smacking him on his smug coupon

Zoe Lyons..........as funny as a severe bout of gastro-enteritis

Freddie Starr...........saw him in Blackpool back in the eighties. Woeful

[manboobs109]

There's a breed of "comedians" that look for cheers instead of laughs. Nish Kumar and the likes. Moan about Tories or Brexit and wait for cheering and applause.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Alexander Johnson

Katherine Ryan

Keith Lemon

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

There's a breed of "comedians" that look for cheers instead of laughs. Nish Kumar and the likes. Moan about Tories or Brexit and wait for cheering and applause.

 

Bender comedy. 

 

The classic topics of comedy, homophobia, wife beating, racism, handicapped folk all banned for boring political mumbo jumbo from over achieving nailbombers. 

Give me Frankie Allen over any of those drips anyday. 

[cheesepipes]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“ You make a delicious het soup..., only for it to be thrown in your face !’

You emigrate from China to start a new life........ Only for the locals to call your wife a fat revolting MONSTROSITY. 

[Studebaker-90]

10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

You emigrate from China to start a new life........ Only for the locals to call your wife a fat revolting MONSTROSITY. 

It was actually him that called his own wife that. Trapped in a marriage with a manatee who forced him to open a shit hole Chinese in a shit hole town. No wonder he hates her. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

It was actually him that called his own wife that. Trapped in a marriage with a manatee who forced him to open a shit hole Chinese in a shit hole town. No wonder he hates her. 

I agree with the latter part as Fraserburgh is a fucking shitehole encompassed in depravity, misery, cliqueyness but a booming pharmaceutical industry. 

[Redforever86]

All of the above, expect Pascoe and Whitehall they aren't the funniest but are watchable. Pascoe is alright on that Frankie Boyle New World Order. 

 

To add that blind guy.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Not a comedian but the utter wank with the teeth and beard that does the advert for car finance or something - might even be league sponsors Cinch when I think about it.  Needs slapped.

Also need to distinguish between entertainers/hosts (McIntyre et al) and comedians.  Very few can be both although several try.  

[Studebaker-90]

Josh Widdicombe

Hugh Dennis 

Omid Djalili 

a few among the ones mentioned above

Anybody that appears on mock the week. Tepid humour for hermaphrodites. A far cry from when Frankie Boyle used to appear on it. 

[BrianFaePerth]

The female ones 

[Studebaker-90]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The female ones 

Sort of goes without saying 

[For Fecks Sake]

Without a doubt Michael McIntyre is my #1 for being as funny as a night out with Consi

[strachanmcgheegoal]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Sort of goes without saying 

Nothing involving females goes without saying.

[Redforever86]

Lee Evans. If not already mentioned. 

 

 

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Without a doubt Michael McIntyre is my #1 for being as funny as a night out with Consi

@Roberto can attest. 
 

Im not that bad. 

[Guest]

There's a few American "comedians" I can't stand. 
 

Brendan Schaub

 

Andrew Schulz 

 

Joe Rogan (obv) 

 

I struggle to believe anyone actually pays to see that shit. 
 

Thar Geordie wifie, Sarah Milligan? Yeah, she's root, and terribly unfunny.