Where's the weirdest place you've had a ride?

[Don Fonte]

In response the our recent posts, where is the strangest place you've ridden a bird?

For me,  maybe in one of those disabled bogs in the middle of a city you need to pay for, or underneath a massive wheelie bin. Or in a solicitors toilet.

Over to you.

[1903Fitba]

I pumped my pals sister, in his Mums holistic massage studio (converted garage) when I was 17. Big Buddha statues etc staring at me as I rode her. I was high as a kite.
 

Spunk everywhere, used those paper sheets they put on the massage bed to clean it up but they don’t absorb, so just smeared my ejaculate all over the place. 

[Poodler]

The car park at the US war cemetery in Normandy. My idea, so I could say it in this situation. 
 

Drove to Spain last year^^  between lockdowns. Car was absolutely yomming after days of driving/ pumping in lay-by’s.  

[RedArmyFakshun]

On Hastings Pier, in the afternoon

It burned down since, i think

 

 

[Poodler]

17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

FFS - I sat in that thing too 

KB kept sniffing my Willy 

 

 

edit, I conceived a child in the disabled toilets there CC. (Another visit to Freddie St)

[YorkDon]

On Malgrat de Mar beach.In various lay-bys around York, and a couple of swingers clubs/parties.

[Jigsaw666]

Cemetary, somewhere around Edinburgh. Spur of the moment type thing.

[dazzy_deff]

In a bunker at the King's Links. 

Country club snooker room. 

Scotstown Moors car park (in my car) was a regular haunt with my ex. 

Envy (clothes shop on union Street) stock room. 

[Poodler]

I pumped an ex of a well known Aberdeen pub family heir at the top of the stairs in Archie’s - up past the bogs. We got caught and ejected. She was ace 

 

[Don Fonte]

Forgot, in a birds shed at the end of their garden over a mower. Her parents had come home and I wasn't their favourite chep.

[maryhilldon]

29 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Cemetary, somewhere around Edinburgh. Spur of the moment type thing.

Was he still warm?

[Itsagoal]

On the shore by Loch Ness. Certainly more scenic than some of the above.

[King Street Loon]

The outdoor courts in the playpark in Blackburn.

The side of the broad hill.

A flat in Dennistoun. 

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Woolmanhill hospital

Bump..#Gettyimages?

[Ke1t]

Got my cock sucked when I was in an isolation room at the City Hospital's Infectious Diseases wing. 

Was literally wasting away, and thought I had the bad AIDS like Freddie Mercury. 

Good news came back that whatever was killing me wasn't the bad AIDS, and when my then bird found out she gave me a celebratory... potentially last ever... blowjob as I lay there hooked up to the IVs and beepy machine. 

Despite my dire condition I'm delighted to report that I was still able to blow a ludicrous amount of AIDS-free spunk right down her throat on what, at the time, we were starting to seriously contemplate as my Death Bed. 

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[BrianFaePerth]

The deck of a cross channel ferry.

In December.

[Poodler]

24 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The deck of a cross channel ferry.

In December.

WHAT WAS HIS NAME ???

[Torry Tosser]

Dunnottar Castle,aged 18 wee a nympho fae Newtonhill.

What was her name now?

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

At Broch Beach whilst listening to "The Tide Is High". Pure bliss.

[Parklife]

The school stage during lunch time with my 6th year girlfriend. 

The viewpoint for the Old Man of Storr in Skye at dawn. 

[styrofoamplates]

In the bin store at Revolution

In the grounds of Craigiebuckler Church

[styrofoamplates]

 

Graeme

[styrofoamplates]

Just now, Roberto said:

Statistically I think I know him.

He Putts it about a fair bit.

[Quagmire]

In a flat in York, as the husband watched. 

[ericblack4boss]

In the cab of a hymac digger.

She certainly enjoyed playing with my dipper

[Quagmire]

In my old cabin offshore.

Over a balcony in Ibiza as my mate was soundo right below us.

In the disabled at the Bobbin. 

[dazzy_deff]

26 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

In my old cabin offshore.

Over a balcony in Ibiza as my mate was soundo right below us.

In the disabled at the Bobbin. 

Top een...but you didnt kiss her hahahahahah

[Ten Caat]

Balvaird Castle in Perthshire

[cheesepipes]

Cornhill Hospital...... Anorexic bird

On the front ledge of a double decker bus....... Annoying bird who i assulted twice during our relationship. 

[The Buzzard]

At least 3 disabled loos and a corridor at work. Another disabled loo whilst using a Stirling hotel for a conference at work. 
BJ in back of car by an ex whilst her dad drove me home, years ago. 
On a trampoline 

Back office in an estate agents and then subsequently in the empty house of a property they were selling.