New Year Resolutions

[YorkDon]

Got any?

Gave up smoking for one New Year, and hivna smoked a ciggy since.

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuck sake, it’s still Christmas day

[Simply Red]

11 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Got any?

Gave up smoking for one New Year, and hivna smoked a ciggy since.

Aye ok mumsnet

[YorkDon]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuck sake, it’s still Christmas day

Aah, yours is nae to be a cantankerous stinky cunt I see.

Merry Christmas x

[BrianFaePerth]

To be less inclusive and diverse 

[cheesepipes]

Continue fighting for White Middle Aged Mens rights. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuck sake, it’s still Christmas day

Claiming this one too now. Fuck sake Brian. 

[Guest]

Learn some songs on keyboard. Read more. Drink less, etc etc. 
 

Im a lazy degenerate though so don't know how successful I'll be 

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Learn some songs on keyboard

Don’t bother unless you intend making a career out of it.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Don’t bother unless you intend making a career out of it.

That would be the dream. 
 

I'll remember this place when my name is up in lights 

[cheesepipes]

22 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Learn some songs on keyboard. Read more. Drink less, etc etc. 
 

Im a lazy degenerate though so don't know how successful I'll be 

Europe - The Final Countdown. 

 

Learn the first 20 seconds, which is probably all you need then put in the loft forever. 

[Fridge]

21 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

That would be the dream. 
 

I'll remember this place when my name is up in lights 

It’s nae exactly difficult, most songs are three fucking chords and a middle eight!

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

It’s nae exactly difficult, most songs are three fucking chords and a middle eight!

Aye, ok Billy Preston

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aha’s ‘Take on me’ Consi lad. When you say keyboard is it piano style stuff or electronic synth ( midi etc...,)

Want to do piano style stuff. 
 

If I get any good might buy some plug ins etc 

[Zeus]

Eat healthier

Drink less

Exercise more

 

#newyearnewme 

[cheesepipes]

18 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Want to do piano style stuff. 
 

If I get any good might buy some plug ins etc 

Boogie Woogie is the way forward. 

 

Brendan Kavanagh or Terry Miles are some great examples although id imagine you will hate the skin tone, age and Britishness. 

[YorkDon]

I cleaned up and restrung one for my daughter a couple of months ago, she learned a few chords and riffs, but after a couple of weeks she lost interest.

Dedication’s what you need…

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Most kids dont have the patience to properly learn an instrument these days. All about instant gratification via their fucking phones. 

So there will never be a child prodigy in anything ever again due to phones? Such an auld cunt’s thing to say! 

 

I have zero commitment to my health/ wellbeing or changing behaviours. 
 

so I’ll say, I’m gonna draw more swastika’s in public places. Two quick lines, really upsets some people. Effective 

[BrianFaePerth]

53 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Dedication’s what you need…

If you want to be a record breaker

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get a wee midi converter and stick it in your pc. Even the free plug ins you get are tremendous. Soundscapes if you will . 

I've only got a mac, will that be enough?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

My folks got the bairn one for Christmas.

That could be the ticket to an easy life

[Guest]

2 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Boogie Woogie is the way forward. 

 

Brendan Kavanagh or Terry Miles are some great examples although id imagine you will hate the skin tone, age and Britishness. 

I'll look into it. 
 

love are rock ??

[Poodler]

Has there been a steady decline? I feel like that’s anecdotal and not factual

Plenty accomplished bairns about, like yon chinky boy 

 

[YorkDon]

14 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Has there been a steady decline? I feel like that’s anecdotal and not factual

Plenty accomplished bairns about, like yon chinky boy 

 

That’s fucking tremendous! 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

aye. Garageband on it?

Got logic that I was mucking about with years ago but might get GarageBand 

[YorkDon]

46 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im sure he doesn't have pushy parents at all. 

Have to get the most out of your one child I guess.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

Has there been a steady decline? I feel like that’s anecdotal and not factual

Plenty accomplished bairns about, like yon chinky boy 

 

That's fuckin ace tbf

 

#Communism

[Guest]

How do I post a pic of my dog in a bow tie?

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

How do I post a pic of my dog in a bow tie?

Take the picture

go to postlink

upload pic

select hotlink for forums

throw yir phone over the fence

leave it there

[YorkDon]

Every year, for about the past 14,15 years, I swear I’ll get on with writing the several books I have in me.