Aberdeen new manager cv

[BIG FAN]

A.must be cheap

B must not get involved in signing anyone

C must accept Cormack

D must finish in the top three

E must be deaf and blind  to put up with out side noise around the Cub

F must be off his fucking head

G must accept he won’t get the backing from the board for signing anyone 

H must accept there won’t be a winter transfer window  as the last two winters to buy only to sell

J must be able to set a team out without a goal keeper .

Please apply to AFC and don’t forget to lick the glue on the envelope so you get used to keeping your mouth shut

I

[Reed or deed]

Jesus H Christ

[styrofoamplates]

A. Can’t blame it on sunshine 

B. Can’t blame it on moonlight 

C. Can’t blame it on the good times 

D. But can blame it on the boogie 

If anyone gets that reference, I’ll buy you a pint  

 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

25 minutes ago, BIG FAN said:

A.must be cheap

B must not get involved in signing anyone

C must accept Cormack

D must finish in the top three

E must be deaf and blind  to put up with out side noise around the Cub

F must be off his fucking head

G must accept he won’t get the backing from the board for signing anyone 

H must accept there won’t be a winter transfer window  as the last two winters to buy only to sell

J must be able to set a team out without a goal keeper .

Please apply to AFC and don’t forget to lick the glue on the envelope so you get used to keeping your mouth shut

I

You missed NY off the end of your username. 

[styrofoamplates]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Big Fun( who covered the Jackson classic) in reference to Big Fan. 

Good lad. I owe you a pint Hanz 

[PondHopper]

Must speak spanish

[super_al]

1.) ok not being in charge of recruitment

2.) an "emerging" talent.

3.) Must be a coach.

 

[BIG FAN]

On 2/13/2022 at 3:46 PM, Captain Caveman said:

I.  Delete your account 

let me know which facts are wrong 

[The Gee Man]

Must be adventurous and looking to topple the establishment 

[Ten Caat]

3 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Must be adventurous and looking to topple the establishment 

Prince Andrew to be named manager tomorrow then

[redone]

1.  Must not know the difference between an applicant’s CV and an Employer’s requirements 

[The Gee Man]

4 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Prince Andrew to be named manager tomorrow then

Replacing Beith or Hunter?

[The Boofon]

35 minutes ago, redone said:

1.  Must not know the difference between an applicant’s CV and an Employer’s requirements 

?

Great observation but I don't think that'd be on a CV either to be fair.

[The Boofon]

On 2/13/2022 at 3:44 PM, BIG FAN said:

A.must be cheap

B must not get involved in signing anyone

C must accept Cormack

D must finish in the top three

E must be deaf and blind  to put up with out side noise around the Cub

F must be off his fucking head

G must accept he won’t get the backing from the board for signing anyone 

H must accept there won’t be a winter transfer window  as the last two winters to buy only to sell

J must be able to set a team out without a goal keeper .

Please apply to AFC and don’t forget to lick the glue on the envelope so you get used to keeping your mouth shut

I

Must be able to recognise the letter I in the alphabet when listing requirements.

[Poodler]

Must hit women 

[Guest milne_afc]

Must know the second verse of WAATIDWM

[The Boofon]

13 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Must know the second verse of WAATIDWM

Thought that was the second verse.

 

First verse, WAASWIAC

[Alex Ferguson]

Why not finish the alphabet?

 

On 2/13/2022 at 3:44 PM, BIG FAN said:

A.must be cheap

B must not get involved in signing anyone

C must accept Cormack

D must finish in the top three

E must be deaf and blind  to put up with out side noise around the Cub

F must be off his fucking head

G must accept he won’t get the backing from the board for signing anyone 

H must accept there won’t be a winter transfer window  as the last two winters to buy only to sell

J must be able to set a team out without a goal keeper .

Please apply to AFC and don’t forget to lick the glue on the envelope so you get used to keeping your mouth shut

I

Why stop at J?

[AllyDon]

23 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Prince Andrew to be named manager tomorrow then

No sweat 

[BIG FAN]

He would be good with the kids and probably better than JIm Goodwin ,when his team came to Aberdeen and got thumped by a so called shite team .This is the guy you are all wanting as our next manager .

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 2/13/2022 at 3:47 PM, styrofoamplates said:

A. Can’t blame it on sunshine 

B. Can’t blame it on moonlight 

C. Can’t blame it on the good times 

D. But can blame it on the boogie 

If anyone gets that reference, I’ll buy you a pint  

 

Doug Rougvie song.?

Useless fact, one of the lads that sang vocals in Big Fun came from a city with loads of roundabouts in Moray.