Thought For The Day

[Poodler]

A new calendar, a new thread. Welcome home, old timers. 

 

Monday 11th April 

a hair in the head is worth two in the brush 

Oliver Herford

[BrianFaePerth]

No hair on my head, no hair on her bush

- Dad

[Zeus]

Money don't make my world go round

I'm reaching out for higher ground

 

Des'ree

[Simply Red]

Im as serious as cancer when i say rhythm is a dancer

Baracus ‘92

[Don Fonte]

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

My man John Keats said that.

[Poodler]

35 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@mods can this thread be deleted please? There already is a thought for the day thread and it is shite enough. @Bebo

TIA

The original must have been before your time, I think it may have even been a thread of the year.

just enjoy some calendar wisdom. 

[Redforever86]

The French are cunts. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Never trust a man who wears sandals

[Poodler]

The pearls of wisdom written on a specific desk calendar. Handed down to myself after ChutneyLove lost his hans

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Poodler said:

The pearls of wisdom written on a specific desk calendar. Handed down to myself after ChutneyLove lost his hans

Didn’t know Chutney and Hanz were a thing.

fuckin obvious now eh think about it 

[maryhilldon]

Never trust a man who doesn't drink, because he can't trust himself.

[Poodler]

Tuesday 12 April

 

Not typing that 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s the same as ‘A stranger is just a friend you don’t know yet”

That’s what pater relies on

[Redforever86]

"The more monstrous the maid, the more scorching the soup"

Mr Choi

[Torry Tosser]

This Time Tomorrow,Today Will Be Yesterday. 

Chill......

[Betty Swallicks]

What is a murse?

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Is a cabbage actually a cabbage?

#Semantics

[Poodler]

Thursday 14 April 

we all like to think we’re unique, until someone tells us we’re different - PK Shaw

 

 

[Poodler]

Friday 15 April 

A small measure of craziness mixed with a reasonable amount of eccentricity is an attractive alternative to conformity 

J D Boatwood 

 

Good Friday 

[Betty Swallicks]

7 hours ago, Poodler said:

Friday 15 April 

A small measure of craziness mixed with a reasonable amount of eccentricity is an attractive alternative to conformity 

J D Boatwood 

 

Good Friday 

Fuck off you bent shot!

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Who’d win in a fight 

a Cabbage or Lettuce? 

B.A Brassica would smash little Gem.

[Parklife]

 

41 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

B.A Brassica would smash little Gem.

I ain't gettin' on no Romaine! 

[Redforever86]

Kale Brook

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

21 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Who’d win in a fight 

a Cabbage or Lettuce? 

A cabbage, as it looks after itself better than a lettuce. A cabbage is more ripped, harder, and fitter whilst a lettuce is more weak, lighter, and leafy.