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[milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

The new normal 

A real bugbear mine concerning the modern game. I remember in the not too distant past when the game would continue, regardless of a cardiac arrest by the pie kiosk.

[tutankamun]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

A real bugbear mine concerning the modern game. I remember in the not too distant past when the game would continue, regardless of a cardiac arrest by the pie kiosk.

Before Covid, yes.

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

The new normal 

Yeah. No one ever died unexpectedly before covid. It's an absolutely brand new phenomena. 

[tutankamun]

Just now, Parklife said:

Yeah. No one ever died unexpectedly before covid. It's an absolutely brand new phenomena. 

🙄

[Blantyredon]

If I die in the stand next week when we’re pumping the scum, no way we’re abandoning the game 

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

🙄

Don't be such a doofus at every opportunity. 

[zander]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

A supporter died at the Granada v Athletic Bilbao game this afternoon.😔

Match rightly abandoned after 38 minutes.

"Nobody deserves to go to a game and not come home"

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, zander said:

"Nobody deserves to go to a game and not come home"

We all know one lot that do.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I note Mo Farah is up before the beaks at Aberdeen Sheriff Court on Thursday.

Hopefully, he is finally subject to deportation proceedings after staying in the UK as an illegal immigrant under a false name after all this time......

https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=8e0b8845-122e-48d3-9175-b2f1a40f77d8

(....if indeed it is the extremely dodgy and elusive marathon runner.)

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I note Mo Farah is up before the beaks at Aberdeen Sheriff Court on Thursday.

Hopefully, he is finally subject to deportation proceedings after staying in the UK as an illegal immigrant under a false name after all this time......

https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=8e0b8845-122e-48d3-9175-b2f1a40f77d8

(....if indeed it is the extremely dodgy and elusive marathon runner.)

Zoltan Varga wis up again last wik.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Zoltan Varga wis up again last wik.

That lad Anderson seems to be a regular on the Aberdeen court circuit min.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

The convict got an early Christmas present from the presiding beak considering what he did....

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gateshead-thug-plunged-broken-bottle-28254658.amp

A 6+ years sentence is a result for the offender.

[Schapenneuker]

On 12/9/2023 at 3:01 PM, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

Farage is amusing, a rabble-rouser, but he's no statesman, that's not his background, not his wheelhouse, he's was a trader at the London Metal Exchange. Why he is so loved by people who normally hate people with that background is a mystery, but then  people who grew up shitting into an wild west outhouse commode love and vote for a man who shits into 18 gold toilets, ie. Trump.

People's minds are just a scattered mess these days when it comes to politics. Fuck knows where we heading, but it will get worse  before it gets even a tiny bit better. But things will get better. Optimism via pragmatism.

He's now being bigged up by the right wing rags as the 'saviour of the Tory party'. Which I presume is a long winded way of saying 'cunt'. 

That's where we are in UK politics. A snake oil salesman with nothing more than dog whistle garbage can somehow be touted as leader of the Conservative party....although I suppose we did end up with Johnson as PM. 

It's beyond comprehension that anyone in Scotland would consider voting for that shower of utter scum. 

 

 

 

[Roberto]

34 minutes ago, Schapenneuker said:

He's now being bigged up by the right wing rags as the 'saviour of the Tory party'. Which I presume is a long winded way of saying 'cunt'. 

That's where we are in UK politics. A snake oil salesman with nothing more than dog whistle garbage can somehow be touted as leader of the Conservative party....although I suppose we did end up with Johnson as PM. 

It's beyond comprehension that anyone in Scotland would consider voting for that shower of utter scum. 

 

 

 

Step forward Daytripping...

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

51 minutes ago, Schapenneuker said:

He's now being bigged up by the right wing rags as the 'saviour of the Tory party'. Which I presume is a long winded way of saying 'cunt'. 

That's where we are in UK politics. A snake oil salesman with nothing more than dog whistle garbage can somehow be touted as leader of the Conservative party....although I suppose we did end up with Johnson as PM. 

It's beyond comprehension that anyone in Scotland would consider voting for that shower of utter scum. 

 

 

 

I feel that the types of classical Conservatives you need to lead the Conservative party no longer exist. Mogg is like a Viz parody of such men. Thatcher was a one-off, a high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Boris is too eccentric to be leader, he's a background player, I feel. 

Much of the same can be said of Labour, but in a liberal sense, a working class sense, the classical rolled-up sleeve leaders of Labour no longer exist. even in the worker's unions.

I'd like to see super computers run the world at this point. I'm serious. I'm fucking DONE with personalities inserting themselves into situations where pure pragmatism would solve things for the majority. Humans suck at solving human problems these days. Dithering feckless scatterbrained gimps. This is the solution...

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Roberto said:

Step forward Daytripping...

And FFS

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I hope the money the old quine raised during the Blob was correctly apportioned to the charities mentioned in the article....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd1p6pe0dxdo

....unlike what that thieving cow Ingram-Moore did with her old man's charitable gains.

[Misers Hill]

Horny😎

https://news.sky.com/story/prison-officer-had-phone-sex-with-inmate-she-developed-an-inappropriate-relationship-with-and-met-his-mum-court-hears-13028569

[Roberto]

11 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Horny😎

https://news.sky.com/story/prison-officer-had-phone-sex-with-inmate-she-developed-an-inappropriate-relationship-with-and-met-his-mum-court-hears-13028569

Failing to see the big deal here.

[manboobs109]

57 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Failing to see the big deal here.

The boy that gave her a job in a men's prison was having a laugh surely??

[For Fecks Sake]

20 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

And FFS

Aww someone DOES care 😘

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Aww someone DOES care 😘

Care about what?

[manboobs109]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/health/11651620/hole-ripped-throat-sneeze-stifled/

That's got to be a sore one.

[sigh]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html

A £600 fine for that 

[CCB III]

https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1734523479477657762?s=46
 

That French coward needs jailed as well. 
 

Fucking stomach churning story. 

[manboobs109]

16 minutes ago, CCB III said:

https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1734523479477657762?s=46
 

That French coward needs jailed as well. 
 

Fucking stomach churning story. 

This country is fucked if shit like that is going on.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, sigh said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html

A £600 fine for that 

Judges take a somewhat relaxed view when it comes to convictions of bestiality. 

The boy fae Belhevie was another wrong 'un that got a very lenient sentence for a similar offence.

[Tommy]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Judges take a somewhat relaxed view when it comes to convictions of bestiality. 

The boy fae Belhevie was another wrong 'un that got a very lenient sentence for a similar offence.

The boy’s reputation would have been in tatters if it was a bull he humped.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, sigh said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html

A £600 fine for that 

 He is living with his mother, but there is the possibility of him moving in with his girlfriend, who has been a very supportive person.

Even more bizarre.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

This country is fucked if shit like that is going on.

I mean, technically shit's getting better if one isolated public rape is all that's going on. 

Thousand years ago it was a standard procedure... ride into the village, rape a few lassies in public, chop a few heads off, then down the pub for the fitba on the big screen. 

That may not be 100% historically accurate, admittedly.