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[Ramandu]

Where did the old thread go?

Man realises that thing he wasted buckets of cash on is worthless. It'd take a heart of stone not to laugh.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61102759

[BrianFaePerth]

Like Dad trying to flog his DWT t-shirts.

[manboobs109]

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

[BrianFaePerth]

Totally racist making black folk go to black countries 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

What's your thoughts? 

[Ramandu]

29 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

Beautiful country, would recommend a visit.

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

What's your thoughts? 

It's just going to end up a total farce. I'd imagine a few solicitors chambers are opening Rwandan offices now.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

42 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's just going to end up a total farce. I'd imagine a few solicitors chambers are opening Rwandan offices now.

Paul Lefevre will be all over it like a rash as an opportunity to excrete and gain even more filthy lucre. 

"Are you Rwandan and feel you've been unfairly treated by the Foreign Office? Well we're hear for you to get the justice you deserve."

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

I haven't read anything about, heard it briefly on the radio earlier today, the first thing I thought was it sounded similar to the Nazis sending the Jews to Madagascar in the early 40s.

[Kilgore Trout]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

What's the thoughts on this Rwanda thing?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61097114

Trying to win back the English northerners who have been expressing some discontent recently

Sup for the Brexit table 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

I haven't read anything about, heard it briefly on the radio earlier today, the first thing I thought was it sounded similar to the Nazis sending the Jews to Madagascar in the early 40s.

Not convinced it's "similar"

In fact it's nothing like it.

It's a stupid idea though, I'll give you that.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

51 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Paul Leyellowfever 

Paul Le Fiver is not eenuf. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

It's just going to end up a total farce. 

Well, that we totally agree on. 

[Woolenrouge]

If I were Rwandan I would be well pissed off if my country was facilitating a cunt colonial nation like the British in anything.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

I haven't read anything about, heard it briefly on the radio earlier today, the first thing I thought was it sounded similar to the Nazis sending the Jews to Madagascar in the early 40s.

It's seems closer to this. 

 

[Redforever86]

Good deal for Rwandan’s can come to Britain on holiday and don’t need to pay for the flight home.

[Ke1t]

Best thing Britain can do is let folk in from all over the world, hand over a town to each of them, and diversify the culture. 

It can be like Epcot, only shitter, obviously, because the weather's piss. 

 

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Best thing Britain can do is let folk in from all over the world, hand over a town to each of them, and diversify the culture. 

It can be like Epcot, only shitter, obviously, because the weather's piss. 

Someone was suggesting something a little like that when we were giving Hong Kong folk the right to live here. Take a bit of emptyish land somewhere and make it available to any HKer who wants.  They get to have their laws, their way of doing things. We don't need to build anything, just make sure there's a decent broadband connection.

Hong Kong has no natural resources and they turned it into an economic powerhouse through sheer grit, ingenuity and reasonably priced financial services. Stands to reason they could do it again. Hong Kong 2.0 would be amazing, I'd want them to do it here. Hong Kong on Don.

[Ke1t]

23 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Someone was suggesting something a little like that when we were giving Hong Kong folk the right to live here. Take a bit of emptyish land somewhere and make it available to any HKer who wants.  They get to have their laws, their way of doing things. We don't need to build anything, just make sure there's a decent broadband connection.

Hong Kong has no natural resources and they turned it into an economic powerhouse through sheer grit, ingenuity and reasonably priced financial services. Stands to reason they could do it again. Hong Kong 2.0 would be amazing, I'd want them to do it here. Hong Kong on Don.

Not a bad idea at all... though within 20 years Scots would be third class citizens in their own country behind the Hong Kongers and the English in that order, and Peebles (or wherever they settled... I'm thinking Peebles) would look like this. 

Think of all the cash they would generate for London, though. 

 

[Ramandu]

I think it'd look amazing. There wouldn't be all the nonsense planning regulations, so we'd be able to build a shiny new stadium wherever we wanted. And the food would improve.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That would look lovely at the mouth of the Don 

Aberdeen's forward-thinking cooncil would never allow it. 

 

[Ke1t]

Nah, min... love some big cities. Paris, New York, London, brilliant places. 

Never been to Asia, but would likely spontaneously combust with joy in Tokyo or Seoul. 

Currently pissing it down in the Japanese capital. 

 

[Ke1t]

Competition for biggest Dons Fan in Japan at 3:30

 

[Misers Hill]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Best thing Britain can do is get nuked 

 

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

That would look lovely at the mouth of the Don 

Eh Nord end o brig needs a few pun o Ra Semtex...

[Ke1t]

I can imagine being broke in one of those big cities would be fairly depressing. 

You arrive there with stars in your eyes and end up with cocks in your mouth. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

GB managed that in the slums of Brazil

[Misers Hill]

32 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I can imagine being broke in one of those big cities would be fairly depressing. 

You arrive there with stars in your eyes and end up with cocks in your mouth. 

 

Eh dude fae Dundee ?Fife.. wis impressive as Freddie...?...made a lovely living ...."tonight Matthew....ill rim yer hoop"??...then..the beadle wanked him aff?

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Misers Hill said:

Eh dude fae Dundee ?Fife.. wis impressive as Freddie...?...made a lovely living ...."tonight Matthew....ill rim yer hoop"??...then..the beadle wanked him aff?

He now lives in an Edinburgh bedsit and wanks himself off wearing a golf glove

[Misers Hill]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

He now lives in an Edinburgh bedsit and wanks himself off wearing a golf glove

Early Saturday evening TV has a lot tae answer fir imo??...Jim Davidson...Jim Saville...Jim Bowen...?

[Ke1t]

31 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

But then, only in London, could you get away with producing horrible shite like that and get semi famous. 
 

Probably better than the hungry alternatives offered to this horrible, insipid, drunk, Irish bastard in his own hovel town. 

Last of the drunken Irish geniuses, is Shane. 

Not long for this world, though. 

We moved on from actual talent to prepackaged, corporate, 'art'-by-numbers a long time ago. 

"The ashes of pop music are all around us if we would but see them." said a wise man who became a cunt.