sheepcrooky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: How is the Gonorrehoea anyway? It gets better when you mum spreads calmaline lotions over my genitals. Top work ma CP. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 21 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: It gets better when you mum spreads calmaline lotions over my genitals. Top work ma CP. She's prone to aggressive warts. FYI. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 16 hours ago, Hagi's pubic hair said: Boy wins competition with seagull impression 00:37 Boy wins competition with seagull impressionClose A nine-year-old British boy has won a European championship with his uncanny impression of a seagull. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-derbyshire-68878025 What did the young lad get for coming first in the competition? A loaf of bread, a sandwich, or a tray of chippy/chipper chips clarted in tomato sauce? 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392 WYOWYN? A definite no from me. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392 WYOWYN? A definite no from me. Haven't looked, I'd take a BJ though. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392 WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 'Tammy looks incredible at just 285lbs' 😄 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: 'Tammy looks incredible at just 285lbs' 😄 She should try limiting her feeding times to between 7pm-9pm Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 4 minutes ago, milne_afc said: She should try limiting her feeding times to between 7pm-9pm On the same day? 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pyqjm1219o What a load of fucking shit. Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 3 hours ago, Don Fonte said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pyqjm1219o What a load of fucking shit. Did Tesco a few years back not release the answers to its questions as they couldn’t get enough staff Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 On 4/25/2024 at 7:04 PM, sheepcrooky said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392 WYOWYN? A definite no from me. I was reading the story about the plump lass when this article appeared as breaking news..... https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/brit-64-fighting-life-after-32681753#source=breaking-news Wouldn't have done the rotund specimen any harm. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 https://twitter.com/britisherpaz49/status/1783585783380619604?s=46 A real public outcry towards this guy. entirely innocent imo. If he kills himself due to this witch-hunt, many people will have blood on their hands 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, Poodler said: A real public outcry towards this guy. When you say 'public outcry', you mean folk like yourself commenting on Twatter? Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 On 4/17/2024 at 12:30 PM, maryhilldon said: When will the media start just saying X, instead of 'X, formerly known as Twitter'? Changed it's name ages ago. 3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: When you say 'public outcry', you mean folk like yourself commenting on Twatter? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: When you say 'public outcry', you mean folk like yourself commenting on Twatter? Well…yes isn’t that what a public outcry is? Is that a legitimate police post underneath it? (I’m not very good at Twitter). Mental if so 🤣 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 13 minutes ago, Poodler said: Well…yes isn’t that what a public outcry is? There's been nothing about it on the msm news. Is it really a public outcry if only people on Twatter know it's even a thing? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 21 minutes ago, Parklife said: I've never been a Twatter user, not sure what point you're trying to make here? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 How many days is there in a week nowadays?🤔 https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/25/clarks-employee-who-worked-at-same-shop-for-68-years-sacked-with-two-days-notice-20720874/amp/ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 19 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: How many days is there in a week nowadays?🤔 https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/25/clarks-employee-who-worked-at-same-shop-for-68-years-sacked-with-two-days-notice-20720874/amp/ So many inaccuracies in the article. Shameful. (It's 7 days in a week by the way MAD min - HTH) Link to comment
redone Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 12 hours ago, Don Fonte said: So many inaccuracies in the article. Shameful. (It's 7 days in a week by the way MAD min - HTH) What ?… are you suggesting that ,for instance , she didn’t actually work there ‘every day’ for 68 years ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 What’s not in the news? Israel. Strange that. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 The house of zombie dolls: Inside house where bodysnatcher who dug up dead girls lived with their corpses after turning them into horrifying playthings wearing lipstick and knee-length boots | Daily Mail Online Innocent hobby IYAM Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 https://news.sky.com/story/scotlands-first-minister-humza-yousaf-to-reject-pact-with-alex-salmonds-alba-party-despite-it-holding-key-to-his-fate-13124799 ace that Salmo has such power over the SNP this week. He must be licking his innocent lips 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: The house of zombie dolls: Inside house where bodysnatcher who dug up dead girls lived with their corpses after turning them into horrifying playthings wearing lipstick and knee-length boots | Daily Mail Online Innocent hobby IYAM Standard stuff in the Shire. Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 53 minutes ago, Poodler said: https://news.sky.com/story/scotlands-first-minister-humza-yousaf-to-reject-pact-with-alex-salmonds-alba-party-despite-it-holding-key-to-his-fate-13124799 ace that Salmo has such power over the SNP this week. He must be licking his innocent lips It’s Ash who reckons she has the power. Link to comment
redone Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 3 hours ago, The Boofon said: The house of zombie dolls: Inside house where bodysnatcher who dug up dead girls lived with their corpses after turning them into horrifying playthings wearing lipstick and knee-length boots | Daily Mail Online Innocent hobby IYAM Victimless crime Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 18 hours ago, Don Fonte said: So many inaccuracies in the article. Shameful. (It's 7 days in a week by the way MAD min - HTH) Thanks for the clarification min.👍 Always thought there were 7 days in a week until I read the article. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Thanks for the clarification min.👍 Always thought there were 7 days in a week until I read the article. You're obviously not a fan of The Beatles then. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Just now, Parklife said: You're obviously not a fan of The Beatles then. The Beatles had some decent tunes. The one about the number of days in a week was a poor effort though. Link to comment
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