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[sheepcrooky]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

How is the Gonorrehoea anyway?

It gets better when you mum spreads calmaline lotions over my genitals. Top work ma CP. 

[cheesepipes]

21 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

It gets better when you mum spreads calmaline lotions over my genitals. Top work ma CP. 

She's prone to aggressive warts.

 

FYI.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 hours ago, Hagi's pubic hair said:

Boy wins competition with seagull impression

 

 

 

00:37

 

 

Boy wins competition with seagull impressionClose

 

A nine-year-old British boy has won a European championship with his uncanny impression of a seagull.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-derbyshire-68878025

What did the young lad get for coming first in the competition?

A loaf of bread, a sandwich, or a tray of chippy/chipper chips clarted in tomato sauce?

[sheepcrooky]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

Haven't looked, I'd take a BJ though.

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

'Tammy looks incredible at just 285lbs' 😄

[milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

'Tammy looks incredible at just 285lbs' 😄

She should try limiting her feeding times to between 7pm-9pm

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

She should try limiting her feeding times to between 7pm-9pm

On the same day?

[Don Fonte]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pyqjm1219o

What a load of fucking shit.

[Redforever86]

Q. Are you good with your mouth?

[The Gee Man]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pyqjm1219o

What a load of fucking shit.

Did Tesco a few years back not release the answers to its questions as they couldn’t get enough staff

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 4/25/2024 at 7:04 PM, sheepcrooky said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/1000lb-sisters-tammy-slaton-ditches-32668392

 

WYOWYN? A definite no from me. 

I was reading the story about the plump lass when this article appeared as breaking news.....

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/brit-64-fighting-life-after-32681753#source=breaking-news

Wouldn't have done the rotund specimen any harm. 

[Poodler]

https://twitter.com/britisherpaz49/status/1783585783380619604?s=46
 

 

A real public outcry towards this guy. 
 

entirely innocent imo. If he kills himself due to this witch-hunt, many people will have blood on their hands 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

A real public outcry towards this guy. 
 

When you say 'public outcry', you mean folk like yourself commenting on Twatter? 

[Parklife]

On 4/17/2024 at 12:30 PM, maryhilldon said:

When will the media start just saying X, instead of 'X, formerly known as Twitter'? Changed it's name ages ago.

 

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

When you say 'public outcry', you mean folk like yourself commenting on Twatter? 

 

[Poodler]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

When you say 'public outcry', you mean folk like yourself commenting on Twatter? 

Well…yes

isn’t that what a public outcry is? 
 

Is that a legitimate police post underneath it? (I’m not very good at Twitter). Mental if so 🤣

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Well…yes

isn’t that what a public outcry is? 
 

There's been nothing about it on the msm news. Is it really a public outcry if only people on Twatter know it's even a thing?

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

 

I've never been a Twatter user, not sure what point you're trying to make here?