Lancelot Pollard

[Billf]

Any more word on this recent splashed story of dirty Huns going to steal one of our good young prospects?

[slippers]

1 minute ago, Billf said:

Any more word on this recent splashed story of dirty Huns going to steal one of our good young prospects?

My understanding is that hes not been with club for a while. His sister signed for a Glasgow team and the whole family moved down to central belt and his family have been hoaring him to everyone they can!

[Betty Swallicks]

8 minutes ago, slippers said:

My understanding is that hes not been with club for a while. His sister signed for a Glasgow team and the whole family moved down to central belt and his family have been hoaring him to everyone they can!

Vicky?

[dazzy_deff]

16 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Vicky?

No, Sue.

[Beachend Bootboy]

No, Eric.  He/she/it's in trans.

[NEM]

48 minutes ago, slippers said:

My understanding is that hes not been with club for a while. His sister signed for a Glasgow team and the whole family moved down to central belt and his family have been hoaring him to everyone they can!

He's also not meant to be as good as he's been hyped to be.  His old mans a clown by the sounds of it

[RUL]

1 hour ago, slippers said:

My understanding is that hes not been with club for a while. His sister signed for a Glasgow team and the whole family moved down to central belt and his family have been hoaring him to everyone they can!

This is pretty much it. Sister signed for Celtic, London. 

Family moved to Glasgow, took Lancelot to Celtic performance school and expected them to sign him but they weren’t interested.

Been trying to force their way out since. Sure dad fell out with Celtic and daughter went to either Patrick or Motherwell. 

Family have treated afc like shit.

[CCB III]

Poor loons career be over before it's started if his dads acting the cunt. 
 

 

[Parklife]

We've had a lucky break. Fuck having a cunt called "Lancelot" in our team. 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

35 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

No, Eric.  He/she/it's in trans.

Thats brought back random memories of a Livingston game in the 00s where Eric Pollard was on the pitch at half time barking on a microphone

[RedForever]

6 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Poor loons career be over before it's started if his dads acting the cunt. 
 

 

plenty of instances of that, i saw one once the club wanted to sign a 14 year old as a centre half, dad said he would only sign if they were to play him CM, club said well we dont think he is a CM he is a CH and thats where we would sign him to play. fathers response was well okay but you must make him captain.  club didnt sign him and he was nowhere to be seen since in footballing terms

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Thats brought back random memories of a Livingston game in the 00s where Eric Pollard was on the pitch at half time barking on a microphone

Aye,  met him a few times when the Emmerdale lot used to come up for Anthony Nolan  charity events every year. We escorted their bus on motorbikes to the event's.  Did Ellon, Inverurie and Newmachar the three years I was involved as far as I recall. 

[slippers]

41 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Poor loons career be over before it's started if his dads acting the cunt. 
 

 

Mental! I was speaking to someone at weekend that coaches his sons team. U10s or something. Says parents are an absolute nightmare. Think their son should be in A team when he’s a Z team player! Puts you off getting involved in this stuff when my son is eventually old enough. 

[ericblack4boss]

39 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye,  met him a few times when the Emmerdale lot used to come up for Anthony Nolan  charity events every year. We escorted their bus on motorbikes to the event's.  Did Ellon, Inverurie and Newmachar the three years I was involved as far as I recall. 

Aye he is or was pals with George Walker events, 

Can see that ending in tears!!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

14 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye he is or was pals with George Walker events, 

Can see that ending in tears!!!

Aye,  George was the organiser.  

[sooth_stander]

9 hours ago, CCB III said:

Poor loons career be over before it's started if his dads acting the cunt. 
 

 

I remember watching Pollard playing for AFC v my loon’s boys club team up at Balgownie a few years back. The lad’s old man was standing behind the goals coaching him thru the game, really loud and aggressively. The AFC coaches had to come over and tell him to STFU, we’ll do the coaching.

[NEM]

9 hours ago, RUL said:

This is pretty much it. Sister signed for Celtic, London. 

Family moved to Glasgow, took Lancelot to Celtic performance school and expected them to sign him but they weren’t interested.

Been trying to force their way out since. Sure dad fell out with Celtic and daughter went to either Patrick or Motherwell. 

Family have treated afc like shit.

Motherwell

[CCB III]

7 minutes ago, sooth_stander said:

I remember watching Pollard playing for AFC v my loon’s boys club team up at Balgownie a few years back. The lad’s old man was standing behind the goals coaching him thru the game, really loud and aggressively. The AFC coaches had to come over and tell him to STFU, we’ll do the coaching.

Poor lad. 
 

His son will resent him for it, eventually. 

[RUL]

12 minutes ago, sooth_stander said:

I remember watching Pollard playing for AFC v my loon’s boys club team up at Balgownie a few years back. The lad’s old man was standing behind the goals coaching him thru the game, really loud and aggressively. The AFC coaches had to come over and tell him to STFU, we’ll do the coaching.

Never changed. Relentless. Most of it was nonsense.

[Guest milne_afc]

His old man sounds like a fucking cunt.

[Simply Red]

LANCELOT?? ????
Serious questions need to be asked of the parents if thats what theyve called their kid. 

Lancelot fucking Pollard????

”good ball Lancelot”

”man on Lancelot”

Bet his dads an enormous cunt given that name and the personal accounts on here. 
Hope the boy batters his dad, pitchside in front of abdy, when he’s old enough.  

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Be as well changing it to Spunkbreath or summat.

Less embarrassing when you're called at the doctors.

There goes a man with experience.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

That sounds like the most embarrassing parent imaginable. What a slagging you would take if your da was acting like that

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

That sounds like the most embarrassing parent imaginable. What a slagging you would take if your da was acting like that

..and calling you Lancelot

[cheesepipes]

Does Simmie have a similar aged grandkid that could do us a turn? 

[RUL]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Does Simmie have a similar aged grandkid that could do us a turn? 

He had a similar aged son who was at academy, he was a good prospect but has quit due to injuries.

[slippers]

12 minutes ago, RUL said:

He had a similar aged son who was at academy, he was a good prospect but has quit due to injuries.

You seem to have a good handle on the youth setup RUL. Do we have a number of players that you are hopeful can make the step up in the next 3-4 years? Seems to be a few young plays in 18s that look really good prospects but still only 15/16 like bavidge. 

[Don_Corleone]

Maybe the Red Shed could start a chant about Lance Pollard's dad.

[jamiesd]

Surely if he made the grade he's change it to LL Pollard .

[sooth_stander]

52 minutes ago, RUL said:

He had a similar aged son who was at academy, he was a good prospect but has quit due to injuries.

Bloody hell, that’s terrible news. Spoke to Simmie at Cormack Park at end of last year and he said his loon had been out injured for a year, didn’t know he had since quit.

Back to Pollard - his old man, when coaching his loon at AFC games, used to do this weird semi spitting thing when his loon fucked up - “accccchhhssssssssss”. Strange fucker