Iceland are doing

[Guest milne_afc]

I thought the frozen stuff was vegan? It’s already dead before it’s turned into food.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Can I touch them ? 

If you like.  There's plenty to go around like.

[Jigsaw666]

21 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Please no fechting.

 

It's a post about helping those who may need an extra bit of help during these difficult times .

 

Do you shop in Iceland ?

Being over 60 doesn't mean you're financially bereft though. Asda are giving 10% off to the emergency services but these aren't the poorest in the community either so I don't get it. Try helping out the poor saps delivering for Amazon 12+ hours a day and getting about £75 for their efforts. Many other minimum wage folk also more in need than the blue light brigade or many over 60s.

[sheepcrooky]

@Edwin Starr AKA Buc. It’s a bit more gladiatorial here than AbMad. Personally I like the banter back and fore here. That’s why this is the pub forum. 

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

@Edwin Starr AKA Buc. It’s a bit more gladiatorial here than AbMad. Personally I like the banter back and fore here. That’s why this is the pub forum. 

Aye takes a bit of getting used to.

Thanks .

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

@Edwin Starr AKA Buc. It’s a bit more gladiatorial here than AbMad. Personally I like the banter back and fore here. That’s why this is the pub forum. 

Particularly when there are unnecessarily obnoxious cunts like me on the go.?

[sheepcrooky]

33 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Particularly when there are unnecessarily obnoxious cunts like me on the go.?

You’re probably a decent cunt just seeking attention. You would be a fine loon over a pint. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

If you like.  There's plenty to go around like.

What kind of nipples does she have? Wee pointy ones or those big dinner plate areola type?

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

You’re probably a decent cunt just seeking attention. You would be a fine loon over a pint. 

Fuck seekin' attention.  I'm fine bein' disliked/misunderstood by fowk that dinna ken me.

I dinna drink but aye, you'd find me a decent cunt, a cunt but a decent een?

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What kind of nipples does she have? Wee pointy ones or those big dinner plate areola type?

Plates min.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Plates min.

Delightful.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Why you nae drink BB? 
 

Nae hunnel it? 

Got scunnered.  In my day, I'd drink and keep up with the best, leavin' many under the table.  Had to end so it did, overnight.  Been more than 16 years total abstention.  Dinna miss it tbh.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Delightful.

Nae fan yeh've been merried ti the cunt as lang as I hiv.

[Parklife]

Beechend's got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons 

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I've thought about giving up the ol' booze many times but I love it too much.

Oh, dinna get me rang. I loved bein' drunk and gettin' drunk but it was startin' to have a lot of baggage so dumped it.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Beechend's got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons 

Ha ha.  I can still muster a wee storkie ever noo an' then.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Funny thing was, I stopped drinkin', stopped smokin' and had a fuckin heart attack a wee while later.  Damage already done. Dems de breaks??

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What was the baggage though?  Would you say you were an alcoholic?  (  just interested how you stopped overnight)

No, never thought myself that.  Never or rarely drank on a school night but just got fucked at every opportunity on days off, holiday etc.  Effects a lot around you. More important things in life.

Took me a long time to realize it's not big, tough, clever, manly or particularly Scottish to act like that.  I never preach to others tho.

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He raped someone 

I do recall the good old days when no meant aye. Dirty slags?

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Similar thing happened to my old man. Stopped the smoking at 39 , diagnosed wi' lung cancer at 60. 

He had been smoking since he was about 14 tbf

I started smoking when I was 11 or 12. I should be able to sue someone for that, or at least be entitled to a discount on fags.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I started smoking when I was 11 or 12. I should be able to sue someone for that, or at least be entitled to a discount on fags.

Maybe Iceland will  do you a deal.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

 I should be able to sue someone for that, or at least be entitled to a discount on fags.

Hello sailor! 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Hello sailor! 

Fucking homophobic cunt.

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Hello sailor! 

Life’s hard now the Piddler has left

[Parklife]

I reckon I'd walk off a heart attack. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What was it like having a heart attack? When was the moment you though " Ah no, shit is going down here"?

I get into bother from the Mrs for asking her work colleagues shit like this on nights out etc.  She once screamed at me "Are you fucking autistic?"

Im not btw. Just fascinated by stuff like that. 

Long story but it lasted 4 days or at least spanned 4 days.  I'll maybe recount the adventure sometime but its too long to type out just now.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I reckon I'd walk off a heart attack. 

Good luck with that.  I did drive 200 miles during my one (first one.  I've had two).  Like I said long story and I canna be fucked right now.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Good luck with that.  I did drive 200 miles during my one (first one.  I've had two).  Like I said long story and I canna be fucked right now.

Did it feel like a twitch/irregular pulse at the back of your shoulder?

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Sue Don Johnson 

Loved her on Brooky and The Royle Family

[Poodler]

6 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Did it feel like a twitch/irregular pulse at the back of your shoulder?

Lol