Fugly Scottish Football XI

[zeroisgod76]

Who are the ugliest footballers to play in Scottish football, lets see if we can come up with an Scottish football fugly XI.

I'll start with Midfield - Steve Fulton

And Charlie Adam

And our own Davie Dodds up front

Any othere suggestions, would pick Jim Leighton as goalkeeper but he'll always be a perfect specimen as far as i'm concerned. Nobody from that Gotheburg team has an ounce of ugliness in them.

[Andy_123]

Jonny Hayes must be in with a shout of making this team 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Anyone of the rat-like hun fraternity.  Hugh Burns, John Macdonald, Ian Ferguson etc Jason Holt and Andy halliday being the latest  offensive specimens.

[zeroisgod76]

How could i forget this monstrosity as Dodd's strike partner...

[Just Dandy]

Would be pushing it to claim this gentleman was among the handsomest...

[The Cockney Don]

[shut up meg]

 

This arsehole makes Charlie Adam look like a model

[Ando]

Knucke-dragging hun troglodyte Alex Rae must be a guaranteed starter.

[shut up meg]

Kirk Broadfoot

[shut up meg]

[Just Dandy]

Also, recently took a YouTube wander through some golden era Aberdeen vids, and got exposed to this fucking trainwreck of a coupon -

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

This odious reptile should be in the starting XI.....

...A truly horrible cunt of a human being.

[Just Dandy]

Dear shitting fuck - how can both sides of yr face be lopsided ? ?

That should nae even be possible. ? ?

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

This odious reptile should be in the starting XI.....

...A truly horrible cunt of a human being.

Was about to post this horrible cunt.

This beaut also…

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Was about to post this horrible cunt.

This beaut also…

Insufferable hun/jambo commentator Paul Mitchell's favourite player to commentate on.

He would orgasmically froth at the mouth each time Qu....eh was on the pitch in the game he had been assigned to. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

A man primarily known for his wing wizardry as well as having an intolerance of people who are swing wizards 

[Ando]

31 minutes ago, Just Dandy said:

Dear shitting fuck - how can both sides of yr face be lopsided ? ?

That should nae even be possible. ??

I could've sworn that Hurlock was at the hunnery for years, just googled him and it turns out he was only there for one season. That ugly coupon must've been seared indelibly into my brain.

[ericblack4boss]

Mark Hateley, 

David Winnie,

 

[Millertime]

14 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Mark Hateley, 

David Winnie,

 

Mark Hately was NOT ugly

[Dons79]

russian image host
 

one ugly bastard of a man ??

[ericblack4boss]

3 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Mark Hately was NOT ugly

Fucking was greasy haired, baboon arse

[Millertime]

9 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Fucking was greasy haired, baboon arse

Charming - we are allowed to disagree you know 

[King Street Loon]

[Jocky Balboa]

Pat McGinley was a specimen

Davie McPherson, with his Brillo pad hair

Check out the site ugly footballers.com for more inspiration.

 

[Ando]

Pretty much anyone that played for St Mirren in the late '80s.

[Millertime]

15 minutes ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Pat McGinley was a specimen

Davie McPherson, with his Brillo pad hair

Check out the site ugly footballers.com for more inspiration.

 

Here you, he's my cousin

Gorgeous sallow look

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

2 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

As plug ugly as it gets. Imagine if yer daughter brought this beaut hame?

All hell would break loose.

[Just Dandy]

32 minutes ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Pat McGinley was a specimen

Pat McGinley is an amateur compared to some of these absolute melts.

This is him traumatised after just seeing Stevie Fulton up close...

[Shinniesta]

Around half of the Gothenburg 1983 Aberdeen XI would get in this line-up. Leighton, Weir, McGhee, Strachan, Rougvie all pretty much nailed on.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Alan Maclaren after about 30seconds of exercise.  Walking heart attack.