How many keys are on your keyring?

[JumboJET]

I have just done a count, and I have 8 keys and 2 fobs on my keyring.

How many keys are on your keyring?

[Reed or deed]

How many cooks does it take to cook a cook?

[Ke1t]

15 on my keyring, but that's just my day to day keyring. 

I have probably a similar amount I don't carry around. 

I have keys for 4 wheelers, guns locks, safes, a key for a boat I no longer own... should either get rid of that key or steal my boat back, now I come to think about it. 

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Home 

1 x Key for communal door 

1 x Key for front door 

Work

1 x Office Key

1 x Villa Key 

 

 

work

 

 

LOL

[Dal Riata Don]

One, for a bicycle lock, all the others are key-cards now. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Too many sets to count.  Fuck off.

[maryhilldon]

1 fob,  1 key,  1 bottle opener.

[Fridge]

I don’t have any keys, my face opens doors

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I don’t have any keys, my face opens doors

Ouch.

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

You must have loads for the public toilets

Shut up yeh snivvelin' wreck.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

15 on my keyring, but that's just my day to day keyring. 

I have probably a similar amount I don't carry around. 

I have keys for 4 wheelers, guns locks, safes, a key for a boat I no longer own... should either get rid of that key or steal my boat back, now I come to think about it. 

Are you a school janitor by any chance ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Are you a school janitor by any chance ?

.........or County jailer.

[Bluto10]

losers, replying on this.

 

get a life \ lol

[Ke1t]

13 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Are you a school janitor by any chance ?

 

11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

.........or County jailer.

I'm a janitor at the county jail. 

[Reed or deed]

49 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I don’t have any keys, my face opens doors

Aye exit doors ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Ke1t said:

 

I'm a janitor at the county jail. 

Love Elvis.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Love Elvis.

Ahhhh,  haaaa!!

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Aye exit doors ?

Good point, well made

[Ke1t]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Love Elvis.

Love Lord of the Rings

[johnstrac]

All of them.

[Betty Swallicks]

A poodz type thread (except it doesn't contain fishing info to other men's cocks). 

Delete.

[Zeus]

None. 

Can't be trusted with them 

[The Boofon]

On 8/7/2022 at 9:25 AM, Zeus said:

None. 

Can't be trusted with them 

Bit strange just cutting about with a key ring with no keys on it?

[Zeus]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Bit strange just cutting about with a key ring with no keys on it?

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