Anything of late you never knew but you know now.

[Edwin Starr]

Just found out today what a diamond on a tape measure means .

Thought I'd share .

https://www.homebuilding.co.uk/advice/what-is-the-diamond-on-a-tape-measure#:~:text=You will typically find a small black diamond,generally spaced this far apart in UK structures.

[Guest milne_afc]

Bats always turn left when the fly out of their cave

[Simply Red]

5 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Bats always turn left when the fly out of their cave

loved Musical Youth

[WesthillWanderersFC]

The Empire State Building has its very own zip code. 

[Fridge]

Ryan Giggs is black

[Reed or deed]

33 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Bats always turn left when the fly out of their cave

😂😂

[patrick bateman]

What the chainsaw was invented for.

[Ten Caat]

The Apollo 11 crew (first moon landing) were unable to get life insurance to cover them in the event anything went wrong. So they all signed hundreds of autographs and their wives could then sell/auction them off if they ended up dying on the mission.

[Guest milne_afc]

China invented Covid-19 and didn’t think to protect themselves from the worst effects of the virus.

[sigh]

17 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Ryan Giggs is black

So was Michael Jackson

[manboobs109]

Hi Viz jackets are called that because the colours and reflective straps make them HIGHLY VISIBLE

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

The Apollo 11 crew (first moon landing) were unable to get life insurance to cover them in the event anything went wrong. So they all signed hundreds of autographs and their wives could then sell/auction them off if they ended up dying on the mission.

@Rocket 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Never trust a mate who says you need a load of wasabi on your Sushi the first time you were ever having it.

Cunt 😬

[sheepcrooky]

The Moulin Rouge means The Red Windmill. 

[Guest milne_afc]

I never knew about Norm Macdonald until someone mentioned on here. Turns out he was my favourite funny man all along.

 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

12 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

The Moulin Rouge means The Red Windmill. 

Imagine my surprise…

[Dal Riata Don]

I recently discovered that the word approximate does not mean the same as 'exactly' but in fact means more like 'thereabouts' or 'almost but not quite'.

Nothing terrible happened like a building falling down or anything, I just overheard someone say; "But these figures are only approximate." 

The 'only' bit threw me so I checked a dictionary later.

What a life I lead. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Sanction is the most obscure word in the dictionary.

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, Dal Riata Don said:

I recently discovered that the word approximate does not mean the same as 'exactly' but in fact means more like 'thereabouts' or 'almost but not quite'.

Nothing terrible happened like a building falling down or anything, I just overheard someone say; "But these figures are only approximate." 

The 'only' bit threw me so I checked a dictionary later.

What a life I lead. 

What the fuck, you didn’t know if somebody said it’s approximately £20 it means around about that?

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, Dal Riata Don said:

I recently discovered that the word approximate does not mean the same as 'exactly' but in fact means more like 'thereabouts' or 'almost but not quite'.

Nothing terrible happened like a building falling down or anything, I just overheard someone say; "But these figures are only approximate." 

The 'only' bit threw me so I checked a dictionary later.

What a life I lead. 

Mongle

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Sanction is the most obscure word in the dictionary.

You been smoking crack with Dal Riata? 

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, Dal Riata Don said:

I recently discovered that the word approximate does not mean the same as 'exactly' but in fact means more like 'thereabouts' or 'almost but not quite'.

Nothing terrible happened like a building falling down or anything, I just overheard someone say; "But these figures are only approximate." 

The 'only' bit threw me so I checked a dictionary later.

What a life I lead. 

Thick as shit.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck, you didn’t know if somebody said it’s approximately £20 it means around about that?

I assumed he was joking. He was wasn't he?

[Fridge]

9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I assumed he was joking. He was wasn't he?

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt

[G31DON]

A Spendthrift is not someone who is careful with money, but the opposite. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

7 hours ago, Dal Riata Don said:

I recently discovered that the word approximate does not mean the same as 'exactly' but in fact means more like 'thereabouts' or 'almost but not quite'.

Nothing terrible happened like a building falling down or anything, I just overheard someone say; "But these figures are only approximate." 

The 'only' bit threw me so I checked a dictionary later.

What a life I lead. 

Is this sarcasm? 
Please tell me it is…

 

[CCB III]

Famed actress Nicole Kidmans dad was done for being a pedo back in the day. Some sort of underground, higher class Epstein type thing in Australia.  
 

Conspiracy minded people believe that Eyes Wide Shut was Kubrick making a reference to that kind noncing, and that's why he cast Kidman. 

Something like that, I dunno. 

[CCB III]

Also, in fairness to Dal Riata Don, I misused the term "I stand corrected" for years. 
 

I used to think it meant "I knew I was right" and not "I was wrong."

 

Needless to say I use the term far less now. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, CCB III said:

Also, in fairness to Dal Riata Don, I misused the term "I stand corrected" for years. 
 

I used to think it meant "I knew I was right" and not "I was wrong."

 

Needless to say I use the term far less now. 

Whereas you use the “I knew I was right” attitude in every post now 

[Dal Riata Don]

19 hours ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck, you didn’t know if somebody said it’s approximately £20 it means around about that?

 

18 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Mongle

 

18 hours ago, Simply Red said:

You been smoking crack with Dal Riata? 

 

18 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Thick as shit.

 

17 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I assumed he was joking. He was wasn't he?

 

17 hours ago, Fridge said:

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt

 

15 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Is this sarcasm? 
Please tell me it is…

 

Top posting lads!

When's Abz next game?

I mean an approximate day/time is enough for me.