Thread o Fechtin - Animal Edition

[sigh]

On 1/18/2023 at 7:24 PM, Ke1t said:

Woman and boy attacked and eaten by the White Death. 

Remember... 

If it's Brown, lay down.

If it's Black, fight back. 

If it's White, you're fucked. 

Obviously this woman didnt heed your advice - Brown Bear Lie Down

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13339943/British-tourist-72-mauled-bear-lowering-car-window-selfie-Romania.html

Still, she was able to walk it off

[maryhilldon]

39 minutes ago, sigh said:

Obviously this woman didnt heed your advice - Brown Bear Lie Down

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13339943/British-tourist-72-mauled-bear-lowering-car-window-selfie-Romania.html

Still, she was able to walk it off

After the 'brutal' attack her arm was 'sore'. A bit of sensationalism going on here methinks.

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, sigh said:

Obviously this woman didnt heed your advice - Brown Bear Lie Down

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13339943/British-tourist-72-mauled-bear-lowering-car-window-selfie-Romania.html

Still, she was able to walk it off

"The tourist bravely rolled down her window to get a better view of the beast, preparing her phone for the photo.

But in a grisly twist of events, the bear pounced forward and mauled her right arm."

I think 'bravely' is doing an enormous amount of lifting here. 

'Stupidly' would be the correct word, if we're being honest. 

She goes on, "I just wanted to take a picture of him". Like she has a right to get whatever she wants. Daft auld cunt. 

I just want to smash my peen into one of Vorders' holes, doesn't matter which one, but if I walk up to her and start trying to ride her without so much as a 'how do you do' there's going to be consequences and repercussions, regardless of what I 'just want'. 

Maybe she won't maul my arm, but maybe she'll suck my cock off, or stick a finger up my arse, thus immobilising me. Maybe she'll tie me up with her knickers and suffocate me with her enormous knockers. 

These are all risks I'm aware of and willing to take, though. 

 

 

 

[sigh]

On 4/23/2024 at 5:18 PM, Ke1t said:

"The tourist bravely rolled down her window to get a better view of the beast, preparing her phone for the photo.

But in a grisly twist of events, the bear pounced forward and mauled her right arm."

I think 'bravely' is doing an enormous amount of lifting here. 

'Stupidly' would be the correct word, if we're being honest. 

She goes on, "I just wanted to take a picture of him". Like she has a right to get whatever she wants. Daft auld cunt. 

I just want to smash my peen into one of Vorders' holes, doesn't matter which one, but if I walk up to her and start trying to ride her without so much as a 'how do you do' there's going to be consequences and repercussions, regardless of what I 'just want'. 

Maybe she won't maul my arm, but maybe she'll suck my cock off, or stick a finger up my arse, thus immobilising me. Maybe she'll tie me up with her knickers and suffocate me with her enormous knockers. 

These are all risks I'm aware of and willing to take, though. 

 

 

 

More instances of bear attacks, this chappie used a bit of the old hi karate to fend off the beast

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13349401/Karate-expert-fights-bear-kicking-face-attack-predator-runs-away-mountains-Japan.html

Your views on this approach?

 

 

[Ke1t]

33 minutes ago, sigh said:

More instances of bear attacks, this chappie used a bit of the old hi karate to fend off the beast

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13349401/Karate-expert-fights-bear-kicking-face-attack-predator-runs-away-mountains-Japan.html

Your views on this approach?

 

 

Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. 

Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. 

If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. 

They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. 

If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate.  It'll eat your face. 

[Ke1t]

These scenes may be upsetting to some. 

Good advice for surviving a lion encounter, though. 

 

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

These scenes may be upsetting to some. 

Good advice for surviving a lion encounter, though. 

 

Natural selection at work. Idiot.

[Simply Red]

Brutal. Lesson learned.

[chief_wiggum]

19 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Brutal. Lesson learned.

Just a scratch, he’ll walk it off  😁

[Ke1t]

Lion attacks guy for looking at him funny, guy literally wrestles lion to the ground, Lion's bird steams in with "Leave 'im, George, 'e ain't worf if!" 

Seems even lions are shit at fighting after they've had a few. 

 

[sigh]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Lion attacks guy for looking at him funny, guy literally wrestles lion to the ground, Lion's bird steams in with "Leave 'im, George, 'e ain't worf if!" 

Seems even lions are shit at fighting after they've had a few. 

 

Why are the guys in with the lions in the first place, mental!

[Ke1t]

21 minutes ago, sigh said:

Why are the guys in with the lions in the first place, mental!

No idea, but there's a lot going on in that cage. 

Guy's definitely staring out the lion,so the lion shifts position to stare back like, "Problem, mate?"

The other guy goes over to the lion and gives it a friendly pat, "Ignore him, George. He's just looking for a fight." 

Lion's having none of it and steams in, not knowing the guy's a BJJ expert, and gets embarrassed. 

If the guy with the bush hat and the video camera from the other day had took some self-defence classes the encounter would have probably ended better for him. 

 

[CrazyBullSheep]

On 4/25/2024 at 6:54 PM, Ke1t said:

Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. 

Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. 

If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. 

They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. 

If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate.  It'll eat your face. 

Bet the bears breath stinks

[The Boofon]

On 4/25/2024 at 6:54 PM, Ke1t said:

Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. 

Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. 

If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. 

They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. 

If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate.  It'll eat your face. 

Yeah against karate? 

 

I reckon he's seen the bears, ran off then took the video and is showing off to his mates. Sounds a very Bluto-esque 15 pint session story to me. Completely fabricated.

[Ke1t]

Who doesn't like a cheeky goose on the cock?

 

[elephantstone78]

10 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Who doesn't like a cheeky goose on the cock?

 

Iceman.