sigh Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 On 1/18/2023 at 7:24 PM, Ke1t said: Woman and boy attacked and eaten by the White Death. Remember... If it's Brown, lay down. If it's Black, fight back. If it's White, you're fucked. Obviously this woman didnt heed your advice - Brown Bear Lie Down https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13339943/British-tourist-72-mauled-bear-lowering-car-window-selfie-Romania.html Still, she was able to walk it off Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 39 minutes ago, sigh said: Obviously this woman didnt heed your advice - Brown Bear Lie Down https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13339943/British-tourist-72-mauled-bear-lowering-car-window-selfie-Romania.html Still, she was able to walk it off After the 'brutal' attack her arm was 'sore'. A bit of sensationalism going on here methinks. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 23 Author Share Posted April 23 5 hours ago, sigh said: Obviously this woman didnt heed your advice - Brown Bear Lie Down https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13339943/British-tourist-72-mauled-bear-lowering-car-window-selfie-Romania.html Still, she was able to walk it off "The tourist bravely rolled down her window to get a better view of the beast, preparing her phone for the photo. But in a grisly twist of events, the bear pounced forward and mauled her right arm." I think 'bravely' is doing an enormous amount of lifting here. 'Stupidly' would be the correct word, if we're being honest. She goes on, "I just wanted to take a picture of him". Like she has a right to get whatever she wants. Daft auld cunt. I just want to smash my peen into one of Vorders' holes, doesn't matter which one, but if I walk up to her and start trying to ride her without so much as a 'how do you do' there's going to be consequences and repercussions, regardless of what I 'just want'. Maybe she won't maul my arm, but maybe she'll suck my cock off, or stick a finger up my arse, thus immobilising me. Maybe she'll tie me up with her knickers and suffocate me with her enormous knockers. These are all risks I'm aware of and willing to take, though. Link to comment
sigh Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 4/23/2024 at 5:18 PM, Ke1t said: "The tourist bravely rolled down her window to get a better view of the beast, preparing her phone for the photo. But in a grisly twist of events, the bear pounced forward and mauled her right arm." I think 'bravely' is doing an enormous amount of lifting here. 'Stupidly' would be the correct word, if we're being honest. She goes on, "I just wanted to take a picture of him". Like she has a right to get whatever she wants. Daft auld cunt. I just want to smash my peen into one of Vorders' holes, doesn't matter which one, but if I walk up to her and start trying to ride her without so much as a 'how do you do' there's going to be consequences and repercussions, regardless of what I 'just want'. Maybe she won't maul my arm, but maybe she'll suck my cock off, or stick a finger up my arse, thus immobilising me. Maybe she'll tie me up with her knickers and suffocate me with her enormous knockers. These are all risks I'm aware of and willing to take, though. More instances of bear attacks, this chappie used a bit of the old hi karate to fend off the beast https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13349401/Karate-expert-fights-bear-kicking-face-attack-predator-runs-away-mountains-Japan.html Your views on this approach? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 25 Author Share Posted April 25 33 minutes ago, sigh said: More instances of bear attacks, this chappie used a bit of the old hi karate to fend off the beast https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13349401/Karate-expert-fights-bear-kicking-face-attack-predator-runs-away-mountains-Japan.html Your views on this approach? Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate. It'll eat your face. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 These scenes may be upsetting to some. Good advice for surviving a lion encounter, though. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 19 minutes ago, Ke1t said: These scenes may be upsetting to some. Good advice for surviving a lion encounter, though. Natural selection at work. Idiot. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 19 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Brutal. Lesson learned. Just a scratch, he’ll walk it off 😁 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 Lion attacks guy for looking at him funny, guy literally wrestles lion to the ground, Lion's bird steams in with "Leave 'im, George, 'e ain't worf if!" Seems even lions are shit at fighting after they've had a few. Link to comment
sigh Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 12 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Lion attacks guy for looking at him funny, guy literally wrestles lion to the ground, Lion's bird steams in with "Leave 'im, George, 'e ain't worf if!" Seems even lions are shit at fighting after they've had a few. Why are the guys in with the lions in the first place, mental! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 21 minutes ago, sigh said: Why are the guys in with the lions in the first place, mental! No idea, but there's a lot going on in that cage. Guy's definitely staring out the lion,so the lion shifts position to stare back like, "Problem, mate?" The other guy goes over to the lion and gives it a friendly pat, "Ignore him, George. He's just looking for a fight." Lion's having none of it and steams in, not knowing the guy's a BJJ expert, and gets embarrassed. If the guy with the bush hat and the video camera from the other day had took some self-defence classes the encounter would have probably ended better for him. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 On 4/25/2024 at 6:54 PM, Ke1t said: Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate. It'll eat your face. Bet the bears breath stinks Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 On 4/25/2024 at 6:54 PM, Ke1t said: Fully grown the Ussuri Brown Bear can reach weights of 1200lbs and 9 feet or more in length. Masato Fukuda there looks like he weighs 150 in wet clothes. If he thinks his karate saved him he's mental. They were probably juveniles just checking out who was walking through their territory, and when he got aggressive they backed off because they 'weren't looking for any trouble, mate'. If one of those fuckers attacks you, and you're unarmed, don't try karate. It'll eat your face. Yeah against karate? I reckon he's seen the bears, ran off then took the video and is showing off to his mates. Sounds a very Bluto-esque 15 pint session story to me. Completely fabricated. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted Friday at 04:57 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 04:57 AM Who doesn't like a cheeky goose on the cock? 1 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted Friday at 03:09 PM Share Posted Friday at 03:09 PM 10 hours ago, Ke1t said: Who doesn't like a cheeky goose on the cock? Iceman. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted Monday at 01:18 PM Share Posted Monday at 01:18 PM Can’t see an animal thread, but noticed yesterday that’s my swallows back, about 2.30pm they appeared. Link to comment
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