Funny stories .

[Edwin Starr]

My taxi driving mate came in past to see me today .

He told me a story about another taxi driver it's a bit dirty but he had me and in stitches even now thinking about it .😳😁

Have fellow poster's any funny stories to tell on here .

[chief_wiggum]

Cmon min Buc you can't say that and not tell us what was so funny.

[Redforever86]

MM @Zeus once telt me how him and pals shoved a pair of a quines dirty punts in a ethnic taxis drivers face when doon in London for Euro 96 

 

I reckon he had the last laugh*
 

 

*wank

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Not a story but a bloody good joke.

Classic.

 

[Guest milne_afc]

Classic SuperDave

[Edwin Starr]

33 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Cmon min Buc you can't say that and not tell us what was so funny.

Hopefully I won't get a ban for this.🙄

 

The young man in question went back to live with his mother after a split with his girlfriend.

 

His mother had a teddy in her bedroom he made a hole in it to do his business in .🐼

But one day be thought his mum wasn't in so he went to get her teddy off his mother's bed to start hammering away at it .😲

His mum walked into her bedroom caught him if full whack and said what the fk are you doing .😬😳😂😂😂.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Hopefully I won't get a ban for this.🙄

 

The young man in question went back to live with his mother after a split with his girlfriend.

 

His mother had a teddy in her bedroom he made a hole in it to do his business in .🐼

But one day be thought his mum wasn't in so he went to get her teddy off his mother's bed to start hammering away at it .😲

His mum walked into her bedroom caught him if full whack and said what the fk are you doing .😬😳😂😂😂.

For the love of fuck min that’s nae even the worst thing I’ve done in the last 5 minutes. I had a similar situation with a random bird and getting busted by her old man. Was a tad awkward.

[Guest milne_afc]

Her old man fucked you up the arse?

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Hopefully I won't get a ban for this.🙄

 

The young man in question went back to live with his mother after a split with his girlfriend.

 

His mother had a teddy in her bedroom he made a hole in it to do his business in .🐼

But one day be thought his mum wasn't in so he went to get her teddy off his mother's bed to start hammering away at it .😲

His mum walked into her bedroom caught him if full whack and said what the fk are you doing .😬😳😂😂😂.

😄 Fuckin hell. Was his name Mini?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Am I on crack cocaine? Sometimes when I read threads I think I am.

 

If you are I must be too. 

Hoo mama !!

[Zeus]

38 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

MM @Zeus once telt me how him and pals shoved a pair of a quines dirty punts in a ethnic taxis drivers face when doon in London for Euro 96 

 

I reckon he had the last laugh*
 

 

*wank

Haha

Was you in the car the day of the Paraolympic swimming team bus incident? Was sure you were.

 

Fucking hun cunts! 

Give a heap disabled swimmers the two fingered salute and wanker  gesture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah no 

[Edwin Starr]

22 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

😄 Fuckin hell. Was his name Mini?

Not saying his name.

Not sure that it would be wise to say , as I could see the Daily Sport contacting me offering money to get the unfortunate taxi driver on their front page with the pic of the said teddy.🙄

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Not saying his name.

Not sure that it would be wise to say , as I could see the Daily Sport contacting me offering money to get the unfortunate taxi driver on their front page with the pic of the said teddy.🙄

I’m willing to split the cash if you say it was me and you supply the teddy bear

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, milne_afc said:

I’m willing to split the cash if you say it was me and you supply the teddy bear

🤓

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

56 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

 

His mother had a teddy in her bedroom he made a hole in it to do his business in .🐼

So did he shit it's mouth or spunk in its ass?

It's not clear from this sentence. 

We must know. 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Her old man fucked you up the arse?

No but he was a copper. Swift exit was required.

[Dom Sullivan]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

No but he was a copper. Swift exit was required.

Did he whip out his truncheon?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Did he whip out his truncheon?

The situation was a mutual acknowledgment. I have just pumped your daughter, this is horrendously awkward. Best we all forget about this.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

The situation was a mutual acknowledgment. I have just pumped your daughter, this is horrendously awkward. Best we all forget about this.

You both fucked his daughter?

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

For the love of fuck min that’s nae even the worst thing I’ve done in the last 5 minutes. I had a similar situation with a random bird and getting busted by her old man. Was a tad awkward.

what was his name?

[Fridge]

Just now, milne_afc said:

You both fucked his daughter?

Well not at the same time. Maybe he did. Let’s hope not.

[Fridge]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

what was his name?

Steve

[Howard Marks]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

what was his name?

@Dorich Bisconti

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Haha

Was you in the car the day of the Paraolympic swimming team bus incident? Was sure you were.

 

Fucking hun cunts! 

Give a heap disabled swimmers the two fingered salute and wanker  gesture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah no 

Nah telt about it however. 
 

Never will top Darren Mackie day.

[Misers Hill]

5 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

My taxi driving mate came in past to see me today .

He told me a story about another taxi driver it's a bit dirty but he had me and in stitches even now thinking about it .😳😁

Have fellow poster's any funny stories to tell on here .

Depends on the truth of it...🦌

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

Hopefully I won't get a ban for this.🙄

 

The young man in question went back to live with his mother after a split with his girlfriend.

 

His mother had a teddy in her bedroom he made a hole in it to do his business in .🐼

But one day be thought his mum wasn't in so he went to get her teddy off his mother's bed to start hammering away at it .😲

His mum walked into her bedroom caught him if full whack and said what the fk are you doing .😬😳😂😂😂.

Disgusting. Eh am outraged. Mods get this filth merchant banned.

[Zeus]

9 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Nah telt about it however. 
 

Never will top Darren Mackie day.

I felt too bad for him to participate 

[styrofoamplates]

[Edwin Starr]

13 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

Depends on the truth of it...🦌

Given where it came from I'm sure it would be true Misers Hill .

[Edwin Starr]

17 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

So did he shit it's mouth or spunk in its ass?

It's not clear from this sentence. 

We must know. 

I've no idea Babylon .

Could ask my mate if he knows .