The Aberdeen Football Club Manifesto

[dj_bollocks]

Football is like politics... No cnut agrees on everything but if there's a general consensus we can at least try to move forward...

So what essential pillars should we as a club be setting as lines in the sand.

 

No ex Huns as manager.

No ex Timothy's as manager.

2 up front at home - no excuses.

If you can't manage 3rd place in the league - pack your bags. 

No loaning players from the Glasgow Arsecheeks

 

 

What other essential ground rules should feature in the AFC Manifesto ?

[maryhilldon]

Just now, dj_bollocks said:

Football is like politics... No cnut agrees on everything but if there's a general consensus we can at least try to move forward...

So what essential pillars should we as a club be setting as lines in the sand.

 

No ex Huns as manager.

No ex Timothy's as manager.

2 up front at home - no excuses.

If you can't manage 3rd place in the league - pack your bags. 

 

What other essential ground rules should feature in the AFC Manifesto ?

No Weeg based fans.

[Poodler]

No one with avairy’s to be allowed on unofficial forums 

cash tills at the pie stalls 

[Roberto]

A Succulent Chinese meal.

[Argo75]

A defence that can defend!

[Dons79]

Wonder if Jim is waiting to take cormacks flaccid limp penis

how dare you.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

6 hours ago, dj_bollocks said:

Football is like politics... No cnut agrees on everything but if there's a general consensus we can at least try to move forward...

So what essential pillars should we as a club be setting as lines in the sand.

 

No ex Huns as manager.

No ex Timothy's as manager.

2 up front at home - no excuses.

If you can't manage 3rd place in the league - pack your bags. 

 

What other essential ground rules should feature in the AFC Manifesto ?

The only time it’s good following Aberdeen home and away is when there’s a hun as manager. Get wee Barry in. 
 

also nae cunt is playing 2 up front these days it’s not 2005 anymore 

[Geoff_Tipps]

No toasters allowed.

Outgoing managers need to leave the stadium in the boot of a car.

[Guest milne_afc]

Win as many games as possible 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Primarily, concentrate on your own team, i.e. AFC, instead of perennially focusing on the strengths and weaknesses of the opposition as though the game solely revolves about them and what they do.

Jimmy "All Credit to....." Calderwood was guilty of adopting this approach but Jim Goodwin is far more culpable,  and our results truly reflect this. 

[Don_Corleone]

Don't park the bus on your 6 yard line for 90 minutes and cross your fingers for a draw against anyone.

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Win as many games as possible 

Love John Virgo

[Ten Caat]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seat on the board for a hatter

Rocket Scientist gets my vote

[Robin Askwith]

Upgrading Pittodrie to an Eastern European stadium of old with separate stands and a running track around the pitch.

Joking aside we are way behind Hearts and Hibs in terms of stadia and facilities.

Fuck me there’s teams in the Scottish 1st division who have evolved and moved with the times more than AFC have 

[Dal Riata Don]

10 hours ago, dj_bollocks said:

Football is like politics... No cnut agrees on everything but if there's a general consensus we can at least try to move forward...

So what essential pillars should we as a club be setting as lines in the sand.

 

No ex Huns as manager. No Fergie then. No McInnes then.

No ex Timothy's as manager. No Billy McNeill then.

2 up front at home - no excuses.

If you can't manage 3rd place in the league - pack your bags. 

 

What other essential ground rules should feature in the AFC Manifesto ?

Renovate Pittodrie. We don't need to move.

Stop signing foreign shite just because you think you can sell them on.

Stop signing lower league English shite just because you think you can sell them on.

Stop offering overly long contracts to older players and unproven ones. 

Stop saying 'It's a big club' - it isn't if you don't win anything.

Stop going on and on about the Fergie era - it's not helpful. 

Stop singing wingers.

Stop taking Celtic players on loan. We aren't their feeder club.

Stop selling players to Rangers. We aren't their feeder club.

Don't lie down at Ibrox.

Don't just defend against Celtic.

[Dandie1992]

No players from the central belt. 

Can't think of one excellent top-notch player we've had from that part of the world in the last 15 years.

Kenny McLean is about as close as it comes.

[shut up meg]

12 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

No toasters allowed.

Outgoing managers need to leave the stadium in the boot of a car.

The Boofon has done an workstation ergonomic risk assessment and insists that an estate would be the preferred choice 

[CCB III]

59 minutes ago, Dandie1992 said:

No players from the central belt. 

Can't think of one excellent top-notch player we've had from that part of the world in the last 15 years.

Kenny McLean is about as close as it comes.

We should become like Atheltico Bilbao. 
 

NE mannies only. 
 

We might be shit but I'd warm to most of them. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Why don’t we join the Highland League?

[patrick bateman]

9 hours ago, Robin Askwith said:

Upgrading Pittodrie to an Eastern European stadium of old with separate stands and a running track around the pitch.

Joking aside we are way behind Hearts and Hibs in terms of stadia and facilities.

Fuck me there’s teams in the Scottish 1st division who have evolved and moved with the times more than AFC have 

How are we behind hearts or Hibs in terms of facilities 

 

[patrick bateman]

39 minutes ago, CCB III said:

We should become like Atheltico Bilbao. 
 

NE mannies only. 
 

We might be shit but I'd warm to most of them. 

Sexist

[WesthillWanderersFC]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

We should become like Atheltico Bilbao. 
 

NE mannies only. 
 

We might be shit but I'd warm to most of them. 

Aye, because MacKenzie, Campbell, McLennan etc never got it tight off folk on here, did they? 

[CCB III]

1 minute ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Aye, because MacKenzie, Campbell, McLennan etc never got it tight off folk on here, did they? 

Like I said, we'd be shit. Nice bunch of lads tho. 
 

All you can ask for.

[Robin Askwith]

1 hour ago, patrick bateman said:

How are we behind hearts or Hibs in terms of facilities 

 

Both Hibs and hearts have their own indoor training facilities. We don’t 

we’ve still to Catch busses to the sports village , pay by the hour and hope that the pitches are not already booked.

stadiums are far superior than the shite we have to offer.

 

we’re miles behind

[Baaaaa heid]

1 minute ago, Robin Askwith said:

Both Hibs and hearts have their own indoor training facilities. We don’t 

Hearts use oriam that isn’t there own facility but hibs do have an indoor training 

[Crossbow]

Manifesto:

Just win, baby. 

With grateful thanks to Al Davis

[Russell]

Wear red home and away, the other team can change. All players to wear black boots

[Ten Caat]

21 minutes ago, Robin Askwith said:

Both Hibs and hearts have their own indoor training facilities. We don’t 

Hearts don't own their training facilities, it's all part of Heriot-Watt University campus. But the facilities they have available to them there are unquestionably better than what we have at Cormack Park. They are supposedly looking into building their own training centre in the future though.

Hibs do have an indoor pitch at their training ground, not full size though. They do also have a small swimming pool there so again better facilities than we have currently but when we get round to building our indoor pitch it should be a better one than they have.

[Dave Bus]

No snp voters

[Ke1t]

Any player signing for Aberdeen has to win a fist fight against the weakest member of the team... that'd probably be Barron... ensuring we only ever strengthen our team.