Terrific Apps

[Dad]

Plenty obvious pish out there sure - Outlook, WhatsApp, Pornhub et al... but there's a fucking shit ton of delight - for fucking free no less - that potentially manys a cunt hasnae been made aware of ✌️

 

Just downloaded Kapwing there - a terrific tool for editing mp3s (what Dad needed it for), amongst a plethora of other off the page shite 🙌

 

 

See yous at Hampden 👍

 

 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

Plenty obvious pish out there sure - Outlook, WhatsApp, Pornhub et al... but there's a fucking shit ton of delight - for fucking free no less - that potentially manys a cunt hasnae been made aware of ✌️

 

Just downloaded Kapwing there - a terrific tool for editing mp3s (what Dad needed it for), amongst a plethora of other off the page shite 🙌

 

 

See yous at Hampden 👍

 

 

What does Kapwing have that other apps don't pops?

[Ten Caat]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What does Kapwing have that other apps don't pops?

My money's on a database of all swingparks in Central Scotland

[Dad]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What does Kapwing have that other apps don't pops?

Ach just happened to be the cunt I was downloading at the time - figured, 'Hey - let's hook each other up here; afore you know it - we're all millionaires 🤘'  

 

Great cunts, apps

[Zeus]

The weatherspoons app 

[maryhilldon]

37 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ach just happened to be the cunt I was downloading at the time - figured, 'Hey - let's hook each other up here; afore you know it - we're all millionaires 🤘'  

 

Great cunts, apps

Seriously, what's it about? What would I miss out on if I didn't download it?  

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Great cunts, apps

Data harvesters, apps

[dave_min]

5 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Data harvesters, apps

They do a fine roast at the one on the Parkway.

[BrianFaePerth]

Based on the incessant (love @Henry) ads on this site, Livebeam seems quite the app to meet Svetlana, 37, from Kharkiv.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I always got older ladies from Eastern Europe.

Which I’m fine with to be fair. 

Always looking to meet 50 year olds from Glasgow as well.  I can't believe my luck.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Especially guys under 5 foot 7

I know, what are the odds?

[Dad]

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Seriously, what's it about? What would I miss out on if I didn't download it?  

Editing mp3s for one - I said it right in the fucking post you wee prick 

 

For the love of fuck 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Editing mp3s for one -

Sounds like some redundant noughties pish. Take your app and fuck off pops.

[Dad]

Here son - editing mp3s is handy. The fact a washed up boomer cunt doesnae get it is neither here nor there. 

Calculator app son - that's a good one for you 👍 saves carrying a calculator etc 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

 

Calculator app son - that's a good one for you 👍 saves carrying a calculator etc 

I've got my trusty abacus for any numerical problems. Is there an abacus app?

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

xe is handy when you're on holiday, especially if visiting a few different countries 

You on holiday?

[BrianFaePerth]

Couldn’t give a shit 

[The Boofon]

9 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Data harvesters, apps

Not secretly as part of a conspiracy though. You consent to it. 

[Dad]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

I've got my trusty abacus for any numerical problems. Is there an abacus app?

Probably 👍

[Dom Sullivan]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Lovely P-apps

[Dad]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.abacus.puzzle

There you go Mary son 😎 

 

Prick 

[tutankamun]

12 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Not secretly as part of a conspiracy though. You consent to it. 

The conspiracy is what do the government & big business then do with all that data?

Don’t worry though, I’m sure it will all be in our best interest.

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

The conspiracy is what do the government & big business then do with all that data?

Don’t worry though, I’m sure it will all be in our best interest.

Never sure about this though, if you’ve got nothing to hide who gives a fuck?

[daytripping]

23 hours ago, Zeus said:

The weatherspoons app 

The story of someone ordering a banana and sending it to a Coloured fella's table sticks in the mind, obviously hate the racist overtones and can imagine the laugh the racists would have got watching it unfold, disgusts me to this day.

[Roberto]

15 minutes ago, daytripping said:

The story of someone ordering a banana and sending it to a Coloured fella's table sticks in the mind, obviously hate the racist overtones and can imagine the laugh the racists would have got watching it unfold, disgusts me to this day.

What was the table number?

[tutankamun]

18 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Never sure about this though, if you’ve got nothing to hide who gives a fuck?

So would be happy to remove the right to privacy for individuals?

It’s very trusting of your government. Remember in lockdown we weren’t allowed to travel to the Shire or out our house more than once a day or some shit like that? Did you ever break those rules?

A totalitarian government could use the data to control and manipulate our every move.

Once they ban physical cash, they might not just monitor what we purchase but limit what we purchase (maybe due to net zero targets?)

[Dad]

29 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Never sure about this though, if you’ve got nothing to hide who gives a fuck?

You've got stuff to hide fridge son - dinnae you worry about that you wee cunt

[tutankamun]

Just now, Dad said:

You've got stuff to hide fridge son - dinnae you worry about that you wee cunt

I reckon everyone has stuff to hide.

[Dad]

Ain't that the truth - hoo mama 

 

Some of the cunts on here by fuck; horrendous pieces of shit a fucking plenty 

[Fridge]

Just now, tutankamun said:

So would be happy to remove the right to privacy for individuals?

It’s very trusting of your government. Remember in lockdown we weren’t allowed to travel to the Shire or out our house more than once a day or some shit like that? Did you ever break those rules?

A totalitarian government could use the data to control and manipulate our every move.

Once they ban physical cash, they might not just monitor what we purchase but limit what we purchase (maybe due to net zero targets?)

Fucking right I ignored Covid rules and zero fucks were given but personally other then being a bit mischievous have nothing to hide that I would care about the government monitoring me for and I would rather they actually do keep an eye on potential terrorists, dodgy kiddie searches on the web etc. 

Get what you are saying though.