Head clippers / shavers

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I expect there are several forum members who, like me, have an attractively shorn heid.  A timeless, masculine style which exudes class.

Currently I use traditional clippers with a 0.5 grade comb (1.5mm) and it needs done every ~2 weeks.

Increasingly this seems quite labourious - what do others use?

Has anyone got experience of those "skull shaver" devices, which look to be quicker / easier to do the whole head with?

Any good?  Are all these devices completely balding?  I suppose it must be harder to trim to a length shorter than my current 1.5mm.

What other recommendations?

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

You’re a baldy too 😂 

Some hand that God dealt you

[Roberto]

Wouldn't know, I have hair.

Yes some hairs more grey than others but hair all the same.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

You’re a baldy too 😂 

Some hand that God dealt you

So not much bald as a "thinining ravanelli".

PS - miserable cunt.

[YorkDon]

Just now, Roberto said:

Wouldn't know, I have hair.

Yes some hairs more grey than others but hair all the same.

Same.Rocking the old salt n pepper look.

Just go down the old replacement route like Wayne Rooney…

[Guest milne_afc]

I’ve a Muslim friend who’d come round and give you a tidy up CS min. Brings his own shears and everything.

 

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I expect there are several forum members who, like me, have an attractively shorn heid.  A timeless, masculine style which exudes class.

Currently I use traditional clippers with a 0.5 grade comb (1.5mm) and it needs done every ~2 weeks.

Increasingly this seems quite labourious - what do others use?

Has anyone got experience of those "skull shaver" devices, which look to be quicker / easier to do the whole head with?

Any good?  Are all these devices completely balding?  I suppose it must be harder to trim to a length shorter than my current 1.5mm.

What other recommendations?

 

 

Wouldn't know CS I've plenty hair most of it grey.

Hope you get some good advice from the lads on here.

[Edwin Starr]

48 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You ever shave your bollocks, Buc to improve your running times? Small margins and all that. 

Nah not me I'm a just get up and do it kinda guy .

But I knew a runner from Perth who did.

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I like to imagine that Jessica Ennis did the same. 

😳😀

[Giblets]

5 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I expect there are several forum members who, like me, have an attractively shorn heid.  A timeless, masculine style which exudes class.

Currently I use traditional clippers with a 0.5 grade comb (1.5mm) and it needs done every ~2 weeks.

Increasingly this seems quite labourious - what do others use?

Has anyone got experience of those "skull shaver" devices, which look to be quicker / easier to do the whole head with?

Any good?  Are all these devices completely balding?  I suppose it must be harder to trim to a length shorter than my current 1.5mm.

What other recommendations?

 

 

Bought one from amazon, absolutely shite.  Plucked the hairs rather than shaving them.  Sent it back.  The Jim Goodwin of heid shavers

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I expect there are several forum members who, like me, have an attractively shorn heid.  A timeless, masculine style which exudes class.

Currently I use traditional clippers with a 0.5 grade comb (1.5mm) and it needs done every ~2 weeks.

Increasingly this seems quite labourious - what do others use?

Has anyone got experience of those "skull shaver" devices, which look to be quicker / easier to do the whole head with?

Any good?  Are all these devices completely balding?  I suppose it must be harder to trim to a length shorter than my current 1.5mm.

What other recommendations?

 

 

 

41 minutes ago, Giblets said:

Bought one from amazon, absolutely shite.  Plucked the hairs rather than shaving them.  Sent it back.  The Jim Goodwin of heid shavers

Bunch of baldy bastards.

[RAZOR]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Quicker spraying your head with hairspray and lighting it

Give it a couple seconds, then stick your head down the toilet and flush 

Kevin McCallister was wise to that. He put kerosene in the toilet. Bad night for the sticky bandits.

[Giblets]

 

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

 

Bunch of baldy bastards.

We've all got massive cocks though

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Giblets said:

 

We've all got massive cocks though

You seen the others cocks?

Bent as fuck.

[Giblets]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

You seen the others cocks?

Bent as fuck.

Aye, seen loads of ohers cocks. Also seen your wifes fanny, full of bald mens cocks. She was pretty bent that day

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Mach 3 over it every other day.   Takes about 3 minutes.  Much easier than shaving the face. 

Just need to take a spy at Robbie Neilson or Matt Taibbi to do the necessary and wheak it all off. 

 

If it's good enough for Lynchy it's good enough for you. 

[Poodler]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I like to imagine that Jessica Ennis did the same. 

Shaving when she should have been apologising to Ched Evans 😡😡😡😡

[The Boofon]

Baldness.

 

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[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Baldness.

 

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[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Gingerness and dwarfism. 
 
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[Clydeside_Sheep]

On 3/5/2023 at 4:43 PM, Giblets said:

Bought one from amazon, absolutely shite.  Plucked the hairs rather than shaving them.  Sent it back.  The Jim Goodwin of heid shavers

Thanks for that, what type / model was that (to avoid)?

Looking at the other responses, most of them think I was talking about their ass-hair, rather than their heads.

[Giblets]

 

On 3/8/2023 at 12:47 PM, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Thanks for that, what type / model was that (to avoid)?

Looking at the other responses, most of them think I was talking about their ass-hair, rather than their heads.

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0B9H6J826/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

Utter pish, probably why it's so cheap

[dave_min]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

As my old gran used to say ” You buy cheap, you buy shite”.

Would explain her impeccably trimmed bush.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Yeah I have one of those 'skull shavers'. 

Great purchase. I lost ( somehow ) the attachment too change the length of the cut. So now its grade 0 or whatever it's called every couple of months.

Takes a while to get the hang of it ( behind the ears etc ) but it's worth persevering. Associated neck and shoulder hair needs careful work with standard clippers. Usually sold with the main shaver.

Waiting for the 'monk look' to come back. I don't want to actually be a monk. But I'd look fucking 👍

[Giblets]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

As my old gran used to say ” You buy cheap, you buy shite”.

Sensible wifie, although I've bought expensive and bought shite before too

[chief_wiggum]

Haha baldy cunts!

[Don Fonte]

7 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Haha baldy cunts!

@Fridge

[Clydeside_Sheep]

14 hours ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Yeah I have one of those 'skull shavers'. 

Great purchase. I lost ( somehow ) the attachment too change the length of the cut. So now its grade 0 or whatever it's called every couple of months.

Takes a while to get the hang of it ( behind the ears etc ) but it's worth persevering. Associated neck and shoulder hair needs careful work with standard clippers. Usually sold with the main shaver.

Waiting for the 'monk look' to come back. I don't want to actually be a monk. But I'd look fucking 👍

Thanks for that info, it is one of these you have:    https://skullshaver.co.uk/

They look good, but I always curious about the incongruous "Pit Bull" branding - sometimes they mention it, sometimes not! 

Someone once told me that Remington made them, but I believe Skull Shaver is in fact a US company? 

The bit I have highlighted in bold above, that's what I wanted to know - if you could change the grade / length: what are the options, is it like the shorter grades from a traditional clipper, down to a balding shave essentially?

Thanks again!  👍

 

 

[Bournemouth Gee]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/KEMEI-Circular-Cordless-Self-Haircut-Rechargeable/dp/B0BC8QJ1PW/ref=asc_df_B0BC8QJ1PW/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=641421642648&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13127215054480603277&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9045708&hvtargid=pla-1991171881185&psc=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0d3e97ft_gIVUuztCh3RqgQ1EAQYDSABEgLPCvD_BwE

Similar to this, the plastic bit over the blade is what changes the length. Think the longest was 5 or 6 mil.

[Guest]

Nicked my scrotum whilst trying to make my manhood more appealing to mrs Cobian, anyone got some advice for the sting?