New Mattress

[For Fecks Sake]

No, not talking about a replacement for Bri's wife but actually looking to buy a new Mattress.

Turning to the place who's posters are more informed than Which Magazine.

Been looking at a Hypnos mattress but they have so many different types and unsure if the cost is warranted or not.

All input welcome.

[patrick bateman]

Sleep on the floor like the fella in Kung Fu 

 

[Bluto10]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

For the record I quite like a firm mattress. 👍 

what’s his name?

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Has to be firm. I hate those memory foam things. 

Agreed. Retain the heat and make you fucking roasting at night. Got one and had to get rid of it within 6 months. 

[Bluto10]

9 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Agreed. Retain the heat and make you fucking roasting at night. Got one and had to get rid of it within 6 months. 

did you have ventilation from underneath?

had one and it was fine.

 

but without have heard same thing about heat issues

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

did you have ventilation from underneath?

had one and it was fine.

 

but without have heard same thing about heat issues

Yeah. Was open bed underneath. I like a cool bed though. Use 3.5tog duvet year round and normally have the window ajar at night. 

[Fridge]

I’m amazed you came on here for advice.

Get yourself prescribed Tramadoyl and sleep in the kitchen. Save you cash.

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Yeah. Was open bed underneath. I like a cool bed though. Use 3.5tog duvet year round and normally have the window ajar at night. 

“My nigga is ice cold.”

[For Fecks Sake]

32 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m amazed you came on here for advice.

Get yourself prescribed Tramadoyl and sleep in the kitchen. Save you cash.

Hat is THE place for advice be it holidays, food, restaurants, trainers, politics and now mattress!

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Urmazza mattress - the best night you’ll have. Guaranteed not to get any sleep. 👉👌

[1903Fitba]

Whatever they have at Premier Inns. 
 

Sleep like a log anytime I’m in one. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Agreed. Retain the heat and make you fucking roasting at night. Got one and had to get rid of it within 6 months. 

An Emma mattress? I hope you got it on trial, therefore saving your hard-earned AFC Chat posting money.😄

[Simply Red]

30 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Whatever they have at Premier Inns. 
 

Sleep like a log anytime I’m in one. 

Other peoples pubes/spunk/pish/shit/blood/vomit

 

[Hoofball]

52 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Whatever they have at Premier Inns. 
 

Sleep like a log anytime I’m in one. 

Alcohol is the secret to the great nights sleep in a Premier Inn

[Fridge]

21 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Alcohol is the secret to the great nights sleep in a Premier Inn

That is actually not a word of a lie. 
 

And then wake up go downstairs and see some of the fuckwits dying with a hangover and think, well at least I’m not as bad as them. Every cloud.

[Hoofball]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

That is actually not a word of a lie. 
 

And then wake up go downstairs and see some of the fuckwits dying with a hangover and think, well at least I’m not as bad as them. Every cloud.

Then have a terrible breakfast, feel better and get back on it

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

Then have a terrible breakfast, feel better and get back on it

Indeed

[Hoofball]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Eating makes me feel terrible after a night on the piss. Prefer to wait until I’m pished again before I break bread. 

Always have something to eat after a night on the piss, even if it’s a Premier Inn breakfast

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

An Emma mattress? I hope you got it on trial, therefore saving your hard-earned AFC Chat posting money.😄

I like them.

 

Nice ehn bouncy fir eh therstin. @Arabian Knight

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Other peoples pubes/spunk/pish/shit/blood/vomit

 

What do you do Mick?  Sleep on the floor?

[Parklife]

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[Poodler]

Get a good mattress protector on it to protect from her squirting 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Get a good mattress protector on it to protect from her squirting 

Definitely 

[Simply Red]

27 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

What do you do Mick?  Sleep on the floor?

Just sleep in the bed like a normal human and probably do a jizz in it at some point. 
 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Just sleep in the bed like a normal human and probably do a jizz in it at some point. 
 

I'll run through from the bathroom to make sure i hit the mattress.

[spamspamspam]

Go to dreams, they've got this funky mattress machine that tells you the idea mattress for your sleeping position.

 

It works, found myself the perfect mattress in there. Pocket sprung thing, great nights sleep 

[Misers Hill]

On 4/8/2023 at 5:40 PM, For Fecks Sake said:

No, not talking about a replacement 

All input welcome.

Send her to AB25👙...she initially got me into Suede 🫂...didn't I mention that🤔💀

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Send her to AB25👙...she initially got me into Suede 🫂...didn't I mention that🤔💀

Will mention it to Mrs FFS, throw in one of your home cooked breakfasts and some tins of Zubr and she may just be up for it.

[Misers Hill]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Will mention it to Mrs FFS, throw in one of your home cooked breakfasts and some tins of Zubr and she may just be up for it.

Make it 3 pal🎳👍

[Misers Hill]

#gettymisersimages🫂💕