Telly birds you reckon you could pull

[The Buzzard]

About time I started a new thread.
 

Anybody that's ever been in the 1000 club pages will know that I'm always partial to an early morning glimpse of Sarah McMullan on bbc Scotland news. 
I always reckon she looks the approachable and down to earth sort. The type of woman who you might just have a chance with if you got talking in a bar. 
 

on the flip side, I reckon her colleague, Laura Miller, would be an absolute fucking no go. 
 

So, are there any other attainable telly birds that Hatters reckon they could have a chance with?

pics for reference 

Sarah

 

Laura

key test software

[Ten Caat]

There was an article about Sarah in the papers a few weeks back. She copped a bad urinary tract infection (pyelonephritis for those that are medically minded) in late Oct last year which hospitalised her for around a week and resulted in her being missing from our screens for a few weeks. Apparently really frightened her for the first few days as she was so ill until the IV antibiotics got on top of the infection. Anyway it also jolted her bf into action and resulted in a marriage proposal over Xmas/New Year.  I think she's possibly got the best figure of any woman that's on TV. However although she is pretty enough whilst reading the news, the instant she smiles (always at the end of a bulletin as she's saying goodbye).....she just looks weird.

Anyway I digress. I'm offering up this older lady but who is wearing well. And has a Scottish ancestry to make things even better. Step forward Susanna Reid

[dazzy_deff]

33 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

About time I started a new thread.
 

Anybody that's ever been in the 1000 club pages will know that I'm always partial to an early morning glimpse of Sarah McMullan on bbc Scotland news. 
I always reckon she looks the approachable and down to earth sort. The type of woman who you might just have a chance with if you got talking in a bar. 
 

on the flip side, I reckon her colleague, Laura Miller, would be an absolute fucking no go. 
 

So, are there any other attainable telly birds that Hatters reckon they could have a chance with?

pics for reference 

Sarah

 

Laura

key test software

What's the first rule of 1000 club?

[The Buzzard]

11 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

What's the first rule of 1000 club?

Ah fuck. 

[The Buzzard]

27 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

There was an article about Sarah in the papers a few weeks back. She copped a bad urinary tract infection (pyelonephritis for those that are medically minded) in late Oct last year which hospitalised her for around a week and resulted in her being missing from our screens for a few weeks. Apparently really frightened her for the first few days as she was so ill until the IV antibiotics got on top of the infection. Anyway it also jolted her bf into action and resulted in a marriage proposal over Xmas/New Year.  I think she's possibly got the best figure of any woman that's on TV. However although she is pretty enough whilst reading the news, the instant she smiles (always at the end of a bulletin as she's saying goodbye).....she just looks weird.

Anyway I digress. I'm offering up this older lady but who is wearing well. And has a Scottish ancestry to make things even better. Step forward Susanna Reid

Aye but could you pull her?

[JumboJET]

I could pull Christina Trevanion.

[don corleone]

Amy Irons 

[BrianFaePerth]

25 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

What's the first rule of 1000 club?

Was gonna post the same. Banning offence surely.

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Aye but could you pull her?

If she was delirious on medication and he was changing her bedpan

[Joe pike]

2 hours ago, JumboJET said:

I could pull Christina Trevanion.

You an antique ?

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

3 hours ago, JumboJET said:

I could pull Christina Trevanion.

Good shout. Wouldn't mind taking her on a road trip.

Back in day Jackie Bird presented at a function I was at. Very good looking bird off camera, nae that she's boggin' on camera. 

Andrea Brymer on STV News also a good looking, order bird.

[The Buzzard]

All well and good some of the above but not addressing the topic of the thread. 

[Don Fonte]

I could knob wee Sturgeo no problem at all.

[sigh]

Now that she is single I reckon I could pull Taylor Swift

[Edwin Starr]

16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I could knob wee Sturgeo no problem at all.

I've been to fund raisers she does wear suspenders at these events according to my mate .😳

No I don't do looking up stuff.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

I've been to fund raisers she does wear suspenders at these events according to my mate .😳

No I don't do looking up stuff.

Bet she's an absolute minx in the bedroom.

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Bet she's an absolute minx in the bedroom.

No idea but I could guess what they looked at or took away.

[sigh]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

No idea but I could guess what they looked at or took away.

Well, they took away their passion bus - when the bus is a rockin dont come a knockin

[Fridge]

Reckon there’s a reasonable chance I could pump Lorraine Kelly.

[Don Fonte]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ah no best not 

Poof.

[1903Fitba]

Ellie Simmonds wouldn’t be too hard to pull

[Ke1t]

I reckon Vorders would be a dead cert for multiple reasons.

She loves the cock, and I have one. 

She's banging 5 guys on rotation, or all at once, or any random two, three, or four at one time, depending how much schneef she's tooted up her snoot. It would NOT be difficult to slide in there wearing a fake beard/glasses combo. Chances are she's not going to remember if you're one of her regulars or not... and if she does get suspicious and quiz you on your official status as 'One Of A Bunch Of Guys That Are Poking Carol Vorderman' you can just say something like, "Dave sent me to stand in", or "Andy said it would be okay". and she'll probably let you have a go until the paperwork comes through. 

Also, If THIS raisin-heided sped can shag her then anyone can shag her, and I'm anyone. 

[Redforever86]

Rosie Jones

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Reckon there’s a reasonable chance I could pump Lorraine Kelly.

Now there's limits .

I hear she blows off a lot. Oh the smell.would put me off. Too flatulent for my liking .

[chief_wiggum]

10 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Now there's limits .

I hear she blows off a lot. Oh the smell.would put me off. Too flatulent for my liking .

Let me guess Did your taxi driver mate tell you that

[styrofoamplates]

She seems to like this red and white duvet cover though 

 

[Bluto10]

canna believe manboobs was married to that neighbours girl.

so much for his shoudve stayed where she was from theory 

[Misers Hill]

Come away Ian👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Let me guess Did your taxi driver mate tell you that

Can't remember who told me .

Could be a lot of white right enough .

[ericblack4boss]

7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Bet she's an absolute minx in the bedroom.

Ask a French diplomat