The way you are.

[dervish]

Bit of a wide subject. 

I'm quiet stand out get snubbed out was my up bringing.

 

Very open question. How'd you cut about life? 

 

Push hard fight watch? I'm sure everyone is a mix. And you?

[Misers Hill]

The way it was....maybe Gerry ....Grampian tv....😃

[BrianFaePerth]

20 minutes ago, dervish said:

Bit of a wide subject. 

I'm quiet stand out get snubbed out was my up bringing.

 

Very open question. How'd you cut about life? 

 

Push hard fight watch? I'm sure everyone is a mix. And you?

Eh go through life using grammar and punctuation.

[dervish]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh go through life using grammar and punctuation.

Sad face. Jokes don't transmit.

[dervish]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh go through life using grammar and punctuation.

Oh since its you. Sook ma dook.

 

👍

[Ke1t]

25 minutes ago, dervish said:

Bit of a wide subject. 

I'm quiet stand out get snubbed out was my up bringing.

 

Very open question. How'd you cut about life? 

 

Push hard fight watch? I'm sure everyone is a mix. And you?

Try to treat others with respect... right up to the point they show you they don't deserve it. Don't waste time on people who don't merit your time. 

Don't trust children or dogs. 

Also, eggs and fish are good sources of protein. 

 

[dervish]

Soz Staffy to a lawn mower reaction there.

Like big aggies call back if you remember? No mal intent. 

[dervish]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Try to treat others with respect... right up to the point they show you they don't deserve it. Don't waste time on people who don't merit your time. 

Don't trust children or dogs. 

Also, eggs and fish are good sources of protein. 

 

Don't trust Dogs?

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, dervish said:

Don't trust Dogs?

Correct. 

Even the best trained dog will bite your arse under the right/wrong circumstances.  

Not saying be a dick to dogs... just keep one eye on the fuckers. 

[BrisDon]

13 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Correct. 

Even the best trained dog will bite your arse under the right/wrong circumstances.  

Not saying be a dick to dogs... just keep one eye on the fuckers. 

If I dog bites you in the arse I’d say that’s a good sign. Means they’ve still got a bit of…um…bite about them.

Friends own a German Shepherd. Behaves like a 40kg puppy but can also be a bit of a nervous fucker. Can’t bring kids round because he’s nipped then a few time. Sounds like he wants to kill you when you approach their front door. Wouldn’t take my chances if I was a burglar. 
 

By contrast we have golden retrievers and those cunts would show a burglar where the keys are located in exchange for a belly rub. We had a teenage home invader when my wife was 8 months pregnant (it’s hot in Brisbane so you tend to leave windows open in summer) and the fuckers slept through it. My wife has to chase the young delinquent out herself but not before he’d nabbed our car keys. 
 

Think the next dog will be a Rottweiler. 
 

[BrianFaePerth]

Never trust a hamilton

[dervish]

32 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Correct. 

Even the best trained dog will bite your arse under the right/wrong circumstances.  

Not saying be a dick to dogs... just keep one eye on the fuckers. 

We can't be friends.

 

I'll die for 'a dog'.

 

Edit: Are you for cereal right now? 

Kill you before I'd kill a dog. I'd be conflicted about it if that helps? Lose lose situation you got yourself in.

[Misers Hill]

32 minutes ago, dervish said:

Soz Staffy to a lawn mower reaction there.

Like big aggies call back if you remember? No mal intent. 

Come for a Zubr 🫂...it sucks🦈

[Misers Hill]

33 minutes ago, dervish said:

Don't trust Dogs?

New Facial injury lottery☠️👽

[dervish]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The world is fucked

Get as much enjoyment out of the shithole as you can before you drop 

Dont have kids, the poor bastarts will have it worse 

Yes moobs everything is fucked. We are just here be the final witness to the implosion.

 

Hopefully gives you the comfort to win at the after everything's fucked but it's Apocalypse? The bit when everyone is fucked but you've got a dog and a shotgun.

 

Love and prayers. ❤

 

 

[Ke1t]

19 minutes ago, dervish said:

We can't be friends.

 

I'll die for 'a dog'.

 

Edit: Are you for cereal right now? 

Kill you before I'd kill a dog. I'd be conflicted about it if that helps? Lose lose situation you got yourself in.

 

[dervish]

14 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

 

Kelt is this about my piss? It smells of biscuits. Making fun of disabled. Ok fine that's where we are. America 🇺🇸 isn't big as you think it is. With funding. I'll come get you. It's locked in.

 

No no it's too late now. Can't turn back now. I'm hunting.

 

Stay back this is mans bidness.

 

[dervish]

Can't wait. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, dervish said:

Bit of a wide subject. 

I'm quiet stand out get snubbed out was my up bringing.

 

Very open question. How'd you cut about life? 

 

Push hard fight watch? I'm sure everyone is a mix. And you?

Pleased myself forever - no wife/ kids/ responsibilities. It’s been bloody gr8

welcome back to the club Dervoski

 

 

 

[Bluto10]

48 minutes ago, BrisDon said:

If I dog bites you in the arse I’d say that’s a good sign. Means they’ve still got a bit of…um…bite about them.

Friends own a German Shepherd. Behaves like a 40kg puppy but can also be a bit of a nervous fucker. Can’t bring kids round because he’s nipped then a few time. Sounds like he wants to kill you when you approach their front door. Wouldn’t take my chances if I was a burglar. 
 

By contrast we have golden retrievers and those cunts would show a burglar where the keys are located in exchange for a belly rub. We had a teenage home invader when my wife was 8 months pregnant (it’s hot in Brisbane so you tend to leave windows open in summer) and the fuckers slept through it. My wife has to chase the young delinquent out herself but not before he’d nabbed our car keys. 
 

Think the next dog will be a Rottweiler. 
 

aye ok Ice.

[Poodler]

You had a good life overall Dervo? When it’s all said and done, can you look back and say ‘that was ace’

 

i suspect some of our more boring posters like Patrick Bateman may have a lot of regrets around a lack of sexual experiences and indulgences. Shame really. 

 

 

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes.
 

 

quote from the greatest book ever written. (It is in the book @Sooper-hanz)

[Bluto10]

 still lolling at parklife, flying all the way to iceland to drink in his dormitory 

[Oregon Red]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The world is fucked

Get as much enjoyment out of the shithole as you can before you drop 

Dont have kids, the poor bastarts will have it worse 

THIS. 100%.

But have kids already. They doing better than me!

But yes get as much enjoyment out of this short time we have. There is nothing else after.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Be a cunt.  You'll be respected for it but hated by the dross of society.

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Making packed lunches 

Then doing the dishes by hand...

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

 still lolling at parklife, flying all the way to iceland to drink in his dormitory 

Wtf you on about, you hawfwit? 

I barely drank. I had a few with dinner and in the hot tub after dinner, when we got back to the cabin we stayed in. 

[YorkDon]

I’m generally a happy go lucky kind of cunt.Usually cutting round with a smile on my face and don’t take it all too seriously.

A glass half full kind.

I realise that in life I’m in a good place.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Wtf you on about, you hawfwit? 

I barely drank. I had a few with dinner and in the hot tub after dinner, when we got back to the cabin we stayed in. 

Don't confuse Bluts min.  He won't be able to comprehend not spending all his time on holiday drinking (and taking photos of) Belgian beers.

[BrisDon]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The world is fucked

Get as much enjoyment out of the shithole as you can before you drop 

Dont have kids, the poor bastarts will have it worse 

When has this ever not been the case? 

Black Death killed about half of Europe’s population and 200 years later it had recovered and then doubled until the next outbreak in the mid 1600s. And folk back then had genuinely grim stuff to worry about beyond a meaningless existence of addition to alcohol and internet porn. Life had a lot of meaning and it was mostly brutal life of abject poverty, death and disease. 

Highest birth rates today are Somalia and Niger - utter shitholes. 

So contrary to your point, folk will probably be ‘happier’ and start shagging again when the shit hits the fan. Comfort makes you lazy, ungrateful and miserable basically. 


 

[For Fecks Sake]

For me, want to be on my deathbed and take a moment to look back over my life and to be able to give myself a wry smile due to the life I lived, experiences I had, chances and opportunities I took and be proud of the start in life I gave my kids.

To quote the great Ferris Bueller (look it up kids):

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”