Iraq_Red Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 The opposite of the Pet Hates, just stuff that happen in everyday life that give you a quick win, sense of satisfaction etc. 1. When some twat in a car (normanally some young loon in a lowered Fiesta and a big exhaust) sits rights behind you, then overtakes you where they shouldnt really and speeds away; and a little later you catch up with them, as they are stuck behind so slow moving vehicle that they cant overtake, or a set of traffic lights! - Karma you twat!! 2. Having a clean shit, that just needs one pass and not multiple wipes Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 A sly 1-skinner joint ("secret agents") Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Started a similar thread a year or so back as love those simple moments that brings a smile to your face. You know, the little bastard of a kid being a noisy twat who trips or falls flat on their face and runs off crying etc. 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Iraq_Red said: The opposite of the Pet Hates, just stuff that happen in everyday life that give you a quick win, sense of satisfaction etc. 1. When some twat in a car (normanally some young loon in a lowered Fiesta and a big exhaust) sits rights behind you, then overtakes you where they shouldnt really and speeds away; and a little later you catch up with them, as they are stuck behind so slow moving vehicle that they cant overtake, or a set of traffic lights! - Karma you twat!! 2. Having a clean shit, that just needs one pass and not multiple wipes Both of these are very satisfying. I get the powerful Audis/Mercs/Beamers trying to take me at lights/roundabouts.Never fails to amuse as I quietly, and with little fuss, leave them behind. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 yeah, me2. luv drivin fast and overtaking. 5 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Both of these are very satisfying. I get the powerful Audis/Mercs/Beamers trying to take me at lights/roundabouts.Never fails to amuse as I quietly, and with little fuss, leave them behind. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Both of these are very satisfying. I get the powerful Audis/Mercs/Beamers trying to take me at lights/roundabouts.Never fails to amuse as I quietly, and with little fuss, leave them behind. Yeah well done, you have an electric car with great acceleration that every other top end manufacturer will be matching soon. Alas, you will still have funded arguably the biggest dick head on the planet. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 When something you warn people will happen at work if a certain decision is made, then happens after they decide to go ahead with previous decision. Smug as fuck with multiple attached emails being sent round to all who had partaken in said decision. Absolutely outstanding. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Yeah well done, you have an electric car with great acceleration that every other top end manufacturer will be matching soon. Alas, you will still have funded arguably the biggest dick head on the planet. Does anybody really care if they line EM's pockets though? Does that thought cross anybodys mind when they are choosing a car? Oh wait canna buy a Tesla, Musk is a cunt. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Does anybody really care if they line EM's pockets though? Does that thought cross anybodys mind when they are choosing a car? Oh wait canna buy a Tesla, Musk is a cunt. Not for 90% of the population I presume. Although I reckon more and more will think that way, certainly in the states. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Yeah well done, you have an electric car with great acceleration that every other top end manufacturer will be matching soon. Alas, you will still have funded arguably the biggest dick head on the planet. Why do I care about Elon Musk being a dick?Had it 3 years now and will look to move it on at some point and get something else. I dinna fly about in my car at all.It’s the opposite in fact.Have the power if I need it but nae thrashing about like a boy racer 🤣 Unfortunately though, if some fanny pulls alongside me, pulls up my arse, revving his RS Audi, I canna help it. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Just now, YorkDon said: Why do I care about Elon Musk being a dick?Had it 3 years now and will look to move it on at some point and get something else. I dinna fly about in my car at all.It’s the opposite in fact.Have the power if I need it but nae thrashing about like a boy racer 🤣 Unfortunately though, if some fanny pulls alongside me, pulls up my arse, revving his RS Audi, I canna help it. You don't because you are an ignorant fud in your own little world. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You don't because you are an ignorant fud in your own little world. I don’t what? Talk about triggered… Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Sure I said this one in the afore mentioned thread. Parking at the back of Tescos car park (no not that story, the other one) just so that when walking in you can observe the ridiculous lengths people go to trying to park in the closest space to the door they can find. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You don't because you are an ignorant fud in your own little world. 😆tantrum 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, YorkDon said: I don’t what? Talk about triggered… There was only one question in your post to reply to you nonce. "triggered" haha you nae got AK to chase around. Boy has you on strings. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Simply Red said: 😆tantrum Why can people not realise you can write literally any sentence in any form of mindset? I'm chilling out before the dons game, why would I be angry? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Why can people not realise you can write literally any sentence in any form of mindset? I'm chilling out before the dons game, why would I be angry? Yeah you dont seem angry at all 😆 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Yeah you dont seem angry at all 😆 I just seen the line up, I am now. Away for a beer. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 The first blast of a vape in the morning. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, JumboJET said: The first blast of a vape in the morning. Good hit is it? THC or nicotine? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Sure I said this one in the afore mentioned thread. Parking at the back of Tescos car park (no not that story, the other one) just so that when walking in you can observe the ridiculous lengths people go to trying to park in the closest space to the door they can find. The thing with that is, you could find the most deserted row at the back with no car within 10 spaces and some cunt will park next to you… 🤣 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 51 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: There was only one question in your post to reply to you nonce. "triggered" haha you nae got AK to chase around. Boy has you on strings. Absolute cans Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Sure I said this one in the afore mentioned thread. Parking at the back of Tescos car park (no not that story, the other one) just so that when walking in you can observe the ridiculous lengths people go to trying to park in the closest space to the door they can find. Best thing about a bairn - parking spaces at supermarkets. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: Best thing about a bairn - parking spaces at supermarkets. Just park in them anyway. Who cares. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Yeah well done, you have an electric car with great acceleration that every other top end manufacturer will be matching soon. Alas, you will still have funded arguably the biggest dick head on the planet. What’s wrong with Musk? He seems brilliant - bought Twitter just to stop it from censoring the truth. We saw during covid how they directed the narrative for their big pharma friends. He smashed it apart. Don’t be fooled by the bbc etc who are sticking up for their associates. Musko is good 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 hours ago, JumboJET said: The first blast of a vape in the morning. Ew Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 When another driver gives me the finger. Rattled. 😂 I’m usually pretty courteous as well. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 hours ago, JumboJET said: The first blast of a vape in the morning. I didn't realise you were gay. Link to comment
milne_afc Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: When another driver gives me the finger. Rattled. 😂 I’m usually pretty courteous as well. Haha, I had that the other week. Genuinely forgot to indicate when leaving a roundabout as I was perusing the hat or something. Boy pressed his big angry face against the inside of his window while vigorously middle fingering. What a state lol 1 Link to comment
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