GAME OF BILLIONS Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 DIY threads are good. Practical. In a few years, we might have to build our own houses. Like this guy... Nae. Fuckin'. Aboot. He's fast, that guy, if he charges by the hour, your laughing. I like these kinds of videos. Relaxing. Wood turning videos are a great pre-bed watch... Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 This boy is clearly a nae richter. 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 I can re wire a plug 😎 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 I had a tremendous effort at painting a room once got the paint from B&Q, brushes etc took me about 4 hours. Place was a shambles. Immediately called a painter and decorator to sort the whole shambolic mess out. Fuck DIY. 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Fridge said: I had a tremendous effort at painting a room once got the paint from B&Q, brushes etc took me about 4 hours. Place was a shambles. Immediately called a painter and decorator to sort the whole shambolic mess out. Fuck DIY. Thus...imo...fuck the labour,folk enjoy it fair enough...I'd rather call Bodie and Doyle💀 Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 DIY = Don't involve yourself. Get someone else to do it. Life is too short for wasting free time on that nonsense 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, Fridge said: I had a tremendous effort at painting a room once got the paint from B&Q, brushes etc took me about 4 hours. Place was a shambles. Immediately called a painter and decorator to sort the whole shambolic mess out. Fuck DIY. You're like a big toddler. Bet you get food in your eyes and hair. 5 Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You're like a big toddler. Bet you get food in your eyes and hair. The only thing I can do within the trade industry might be sparky. I can wire a plug and work the sky boxes. Apart from that best left to the pros. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 DIY is what separates us from the animals and the non-Europeans. That might sound racist, but when did you last see some lad from Botswana... which is a country in Africa... upload a video about how to build your own shed? They just don't fucking do it... it's not in their genes. DIY is the greatest thing a man can do that doesn't involve chainsaws or doing sex to a lady. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 I tell you summat Fridge - if I paid for a sparky to fix summat of mine and you turned up, I'd be well fucked off You're a useless cunt 5 Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 You should volunteer to build Parko’s bar Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Plumbed in a washing the other day as well. Handyman Extraordinaire Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 8 minutes ago, Dad said: I tell you summat Fridge - if I paid for a sparky to fix summat of mine and you turned up, I'd be well fucked off You're a useless cunt Ha. I have my talents. How’s the betting tips going? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, Fridge said: You should volunteer to build Parko’s bar Would jump at the chance. That's how Europe built empires... we're a building people. It's in our blood. A European sees a set of tools and he's building a navy. Used to be warships, now it's cocktail stations. Your average Armenian sees a set of tools he's nicking them and selling them. To a European, most likely. 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Changed wall power outlets to fancy brushed chrome one's c/w USB connectivity. Thank you Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 57 minutes ago, Parklife said: DIY = Don't involve yourself. Get someone else to do it. Life is too short for wasting free time on that nonsense Parky... I am disappoint. I'd like to take you into the forest, hand you a chainsaw, and just watch your eyes light up as the primeval part of your brain takes over. You'll be hacking endangered oaks to extinction faster than you can say deforestation. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Any cunt that cannot do basic DIY is a fanny. Fuck yez. Tarts. 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, Zeus said: Plumbed in a washing the other day as well. Handyman Extraordinaire Did ye pit the pooder in eh right drawer👙🤔 Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Me, when someone starts talking about DIY…..or cars, golf, football, the new IPhone etc Looks like Willo Flood Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Zeus said: Looks like Willo Flood Gail from Coronation Street 4 Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 53 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Parky... I am disappoint. I'd like to take you into the forest, hand you a chainsaw, and just watch your eyes light up as the primeval part of your brain takes over. You'll be hacking endangered oaks to extinction faster than you can say deforestation. Once cut down a tree and hacked out the roots at my folks house. Was a massive pain in the arse. Zero fun, took hours of free time up. We're all in to different things though. Fair fucks if you enjoy that kinda shite. There are a hundred things I'd rather be doing though. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Once cut down a tree and hacked out the roots at my folks house. Was a massive pain in the arse. Zero fun, took hours of free time up. We're all in to different things though. Fair fuck a if you enjoy that kinda shite. There are a hundred things I'd rather be doing though. Chainsaw a square into yer stump, fill it with combustibles, and burn the fucker out. If it's roots, chain the tree to your jeep and wrench that fucker clean out of the ground. Pulled many a tree out with my hemi jeep... takes about 10 minutes start to finish. Them you can get to disassembling it. Terrific fun. Right tools for the right job. Fuck digging roots out. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: Once cut down a tree and hacked out the roots at my folks house. Was a massive pain in the arse. Zero fun, took hours of free time up. We're all in to different things though. Fair fucks if you enjoy that kinda shite. There are a hundred things I'd rather be doing though. Arguing with people on a football forum? 2 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: Arguing with people on a football forum? Tellin' you what to do and say and when to do and say it. Fuckin pathetic puppet. Get yer tongue out of his ring. 2 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 6 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Me, when someone starts talking about DIY…..or cars, golf, football, the new IPhone etc Correct Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 14 hours ago, Ke1t said: Parky... I am disappoint. I'd like to take you into the forest, hand you a chainsaw, and just watch your eyes light up as the primeval part of your brain takes over. You'll be hacking endangered oaks to extinction faster than you can say deforestation. He'd just climb the fuckin' tree and sit there with the rest of his mates. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I pay the uneducated to do my DIY for me. Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Had an extension built last year, done the odd wee bit myself and helped out when I was free. Fucking about in the back garden in the mini digger was great fun. Dug a massive hole to bury the old asbestos shed, saved a few grand there 👍 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 hours ago, JumboJET said: I pay the uneducated to do my DIY for me. It's not DIY then is it? Clue is kinda in the title min. 1 1 Link to comment
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