DIY Thread

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

DIY threads are good. Practical. In a few years, we might have to build our own houses. Like this guy...

Nae. Fuckin'. Aboot.

He's fast, that guy, if he charges by the hour, your laughing.

I like these kinds of videos. Relaxing. Wood turning videos are a great pre-bed watch...

 

[Misers Hill]

@Bad_Mobby☠️

[1903Fitba]

This boy is clearly a nae richter. 

[Zeus]

I can re wire a plug 😎

[Fridge]

I had a tremendous effort at painting a room once got the paint from B&Q, brushes etc took me about 4 hours. 
 

Place was a shambles. Immediately called a painter and decorator to sort the whole shambolic mess out.

Fuck DIY.

 

 

 

[Misers Hill]

9 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I had a tremendous effort at painting a room once got the paint from B&Q, brushes etc took me about 4 hours. 
 

Place was a shambles. Immediately called a painter and decorator to sort the whole shambolic mess out.

Fuck DIY.

 

 

 

Thus...imo...fuck the labour,folk enjoy it fair enough...I'd rather call Bodie and Doyle💀

[Parklife]

DIY = Don't involve yourself. 
 

Get someone else to do it. Life is too short for wasting free time on that nonsense 

[maryhilldon]

26 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I had a tremendous effort at painting a room once got the paint from B&Q, brushes etc took me about 4 hours. 
 

Place was a shambles. Immediately called a painter and decorator to sort the whole shambolic mess out.

Fuck DIY.

You're like a big toddler. Bet you get food in your eyes and hair.

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You're like a big toddler. Bet you get food in your eyes and hair.

The only thing I can do within the trade industry might be sparky. I can wire a plug and work the sky boxes.

Apart from that best left to the pros.

[Ke1t]

DIY is what separates us from the animals and the non-Europeans.

That might sound racist, but when did you last see some lad from Botswana... which is a country in Africa... upload a video about how to build your own shed? 

They just don't fucking do it... it's not in their genes.

DIY is the greatest thing a man can do that doesn't involve chainsaws or doing sex to a lady.

[Dad]

I tell you summat Fridge - if I paid for a sparky to fix summat of mine and you turned up, I'd be well fucked off

 

You're a useless cunt

[Fridge]

You should volunteer to build Parko’s bar

[Zeus]

Plumbed in a washing the other day as well. 

Handyman Extraordinaire 

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

I tell you summat Fridge - if I paid for a sparky to fix summat of mine and you turned up, I'd be well fucked off

 

You're a useless cunt

Ha. I have my talents. How’s the betting tips going?

[Ke1t]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You should volunteer to build Parko’s bar

Would jump at the chance.

That's how Europe built empires... we're a building people. It's in our blood. A European sees a set of tools and he's building a navy.

Used to be warships, now it's cocktail stations.

Your average Armenian sees a set of tools he's nicking them and selling them.

To a European, most likely.

[Awayfromhomered]

Changed wall power outlets to fancy brushed chrome one's c/w USB connectivity. Thank you 

[Ke1t]

57 minutes ago, Parklife said:

DIY = Don't involve yourself. 
 

Get someone else to do it. Life is too short for wasting free time on that nonsense 

Parky... I am disappoint.

I'd like to take you into the forest, hand you a chainsaw, and just watch your eyes light up as the primeval part of your brain takes over.

You'll be hacking endangered oaks to extinction faster than you can say deforestation.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Any cunt that cannot do basic DIY is a fanny.  Fuck yez.  Tarts.

[Misers Hill]

41 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Plumbed in a washing the other day as well. 

Handyman Extraordinaire 

Did ye pit the pooder in eh right drawer👙🤔

[Zeus]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Me, when someone starts talking about DIY…..or cars, golf, football, the new IPhone etc 
 

Looks like Willo Flood

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Looks like Willo Flood

Gail from Coronation Street 

[Parklife]

53 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Parky... I am disappoint.

I'd like to take you into the forest, hand you a chainsaw, and just watch your eyes light up as the primeval part of your brain takes over.

You'll be hacking endangered oaks to extinction faster than you can say deforestation.

 

Once cut down a tree and hacked out the roots at my folks house. Was a massive pain in the arse. Zero fun, took hours of free time up. 

We're all in to different things though. Fair fucks if you enjoy that kinda shite. There are a hundred things I'd rather be doing though. 

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Once cut down a tree and hacked out the roots at my folks house. Was a massive pain in the arse. Zero fun, took hours of free time up. 

We're all in to different things though. Fair fuck a if you enjoy that kinda shite. There are a hundred things I'd rather be doing though. 

Chainsaw a square into yer stump, fill it with combustibles, and burn the fucker out. 

If it's roots, chain the tree to your jeep and wrench that fucker clean out of the ground.  Pulled many a tree out with my hemi jeep... takes about 10 minutes start to finish. Them you can get to disassembling it.

Terrific fun.

Right tools for the right job.

Fuck digging roots out.

[1903Fitba]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Once cut down a tree and hacked out the roots at my folks house. Was a massive pain in the arse. Zero fun, took hours of free time up. 

We're all in to different things though. Fair fucks if you enjoy that kinda shite. There are a hundred things I'd rather be doing though. 

Arguing with people on a football forum? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

13 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Arguing with people on a football forum? 

Tellin' you what to do and say and when to do and say it.

Fuckin pathetic puppet.

Get yer tongue out of his ring.

[alscotoz]

6 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Me, when someone starts talking about DIY…..or cars, golf, football, the new IPhone etc 
 

Correct 

[Beachend Bootboy]

14 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Parky... I am disappoint.

I'd like to take you into the forest, hand you a chainsaw, and just watch your eyes light up as the primeval part of your brain takes over.

You'll be hacking endangered oaks to extinction faster than you can say deforestation.

 

He'd just climb the fuckin' tree and sit there with the rest of his mates.

[JumboJET]

I pay the uneducated to do my DIY for me.

[Awayfromhomered]

Had an extension built last year, done the odd wee bit myself and helped out when I was free. 

Fucking about in the back garden in the mini digger was great fun. Dug a massive hole to bury the old asbestos shed, saved a few grand there 👍

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 hours ago, JumboJET said:

I pay the uneducated to do my DIY for me.

It's not DIY then is it?  Clue is kinda in the title min.