DIY Thread

[Poodler]

On 9/15/2023 at 10:14 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

You should see the tools I’ve amassed over the years. I’ve got tools that I have no clue what I used them for. But they’re still there should I need to use them again for whatever it was I used them for. 

I’ve got a few friends like that and they’re all horrendous with women 

[ericblack4boss]

On 9/15/2023 at 9:20 PM, Ke1t said:

Chainsaw a square into yer stump, fill it with combustibles, and burn the fucker out. 

If it's roots, chain the tree to your jeep and wrench that fucker clean out of the ground.  Pulled many a tree out with my hemi jeep... takes about 10 minutes start to finish. Them you can get to disassembling it.

Terrific fun.

Right tools for the right job.

Fuck digging roots out.

Fuck sake hire a mini slew for the day , or get someone with a telescopic to hud over

[Ke1t]

39 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Fuck sake hire a mini slew for the day , or get someone with a telescopic to hud over

No need for extra expense and running to the plant hire if you've a jeep, steel chain, and a spare tyre. 

You're ripping shit out the ground with that all day. 

Maybe if you've some massive tree with roots down to the Earth's core, but most are shallow roots that pop up no bother. 

 

[Edwin Starr]

I'm just a gas safe heating engineer .

 

I get guys that are qualified to do most of the work for me.

[Beachend Bootboy]

17 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I'm just a gas safe heating engineer .

 

I get guys that are qualified to do most of the work for me.

Done a bit of kitchen knife surgery in me time.  You up for some? (Private joke btw).😂😂

[Arabian Knight]

buc y did ye chaze tae nae ging doon a peth o drugs n bevvy..did ye nivir hing aboot balmeadie n newmachar late 70s n 80s..eh mind thir wis a big bovver boy scene beck in eh diy..skinheeds n braces n leather breeks .cunts wir sniffin glue n bevvyin methelatd spirits n smokin liket chimnys..few o the cunts wir in a bad menners tribute band.

.thi wir deed it 25..git mixd up wi the wrang crowd beck then buc yed hae turnd oot a differnt manny..balmeadie n newmachar cunts went aff eh fuckin rails oan eh ska/2 tone..endet up buried oan eh beach in thir herringtons

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Who services your old boiler,Buc? I tend to do mine myself but it’s a bit of a chore. 

Must be coz yeh hiv plenty gas.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

buc y did ye chaze tae nae ging doon a peth o drugs n bevvy..did ye nivir hing aboot balmeadie n newmachar late 70s n 80s..eh mind thir wis a big bovver boy scene beck in eh diy..skinheeds n braces n leather breeks .cunts wir sniffin glue n bevvyin methelatd spirits n smokin liket chimnys..few o the cunts wir in a bad menners tribute band..thi wir deed it 25..git mixes up wi the wrang crowd beck then buc yed hae turns oot a differnt manny..balmeadie n newmachar cunts went aff eh fuckin rails oan eh ska/2 tone..endet up buried oan eh beach in thir harringtons

80's skins lol.  Mish mash scruffy cunts in the main.

[Beachend Bootboy]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fancy a fight sometime? 

Next time yer up in the Deen, gimme a shout 👊

[Beachend Bootboy]

33 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

 

Fuckin state o that pair o cunts.  I'd hazard a guess the are Johnny Foreigner's.  There's so much wrong with that turnout.  Complete clueless mess.

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin state o that pair o cunts.  I'd hazard a guess the are Johnny Foreigner's.  There's so much wrong with that turnout.  Complete clueless mess.

English. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

English. 

European I'd guess.  Fuckin' shite attempt anyhow.

[Redforever86]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

European I'd guess.  Fuckin' shite attempt anyhow.

Northumberland. 

[Edwin Starr]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Who services your old boiler,Buc? I tend to do mine myself but it’s a bit of a chore. 

I am qualified to do that but I prefer installing new boilers .

 

Fair play if you can do it yourself .

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

buc y did ye chaze tae nae ging doon a peth o drugs n bevvy..did ye nivir hing aboot balmeadie n newmachar late 70s n 80s..eh mind thir wis a big bovver boy scene beck in eh diy..skinheeds n braces n leather breeks .cunts wir sniffin glue n bevvyin methelatd spirits n smokin liket chimnys..few o the cunts wir in a bad menners tribute band.

.thi wir deed it 25..git mixd up wi the wrang crowd beck then buc yed hae turnd oot a differnt manny..balmeadie n newmachar cunts went aff eh fuckin rails oan eh ska/2 tone..endet up buried oan eh beach in thir herringtons

Yes I  did used to hang about Newmachar for the dancing bit of a bugger getting back to Northfield by the end of the night back in the early to mid 70s.

 

Used to go to the Dyce as well good times for sure.

[Beachend Bootboy]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What would you say was wrong with their ‘get up’ as it were, BEBumBoy? 

Just everything.  Boots and laces are wrong, jeans and turnups are wrong, braces are wrong and the shirts are wrong, facial stubble is wrong.  The fuckin lot.

[Awayfromhomered]

20 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Yes I  did used to hang about Newmachar for the dancing bit of a bugger getting back to Northfield by the end of the night back in the early to mid 70s.

 

Used to go to the Dyce as well good times for sure.

Where was it in Dyce you went Edwardo, was it the Carnegie hall?

[Arabian Knight]

cunt oan eh richt yist tae bide in newmachar..25 pair o doc marten bates in ez hoose..cunt wis ska daft..went tae xtremes n stertet batelickin..endet up gittin beasted..ootgrew the ne n left fir hull..needed mare cunts thit shared ez kink..noo ez oan intragrem

it's a global scen tho..heres a dutch wan

n heres wan fae shanghai

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

cunt oan eh richt yist tae bide in newmachar..25 pair o doc marten bates in ez hoose..cunt wis ska daft..went tae xtremes n stertet batelickin..endet up gittin beasted..ootgrew the ne n left fir hull..needed mare cunts thit shared ez kink..noo ez oan intragrem

it's a global scen tho..heres a dutch wan

n heres wan fae shanghai

You must be trawlin' some right gay sites ti get them pics.  Absolute shambles o cunts.

Is there a big homo scene in Newmachar?  The boy's a pure belter.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said:

Where was it in Dyce you went Edwardo, was it the Carnegie hall?

Was the primary school mate .

Aye not during the day it was at night with teenager's of similar age .

 

Great fun.

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yet you were there as a middle aged man? 

No I was 17 or 18

[Awayfromhomered]

34 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Was the primary school mate .

Aye not during the day it was at night with teenager's of similar age .

 

Great fun.

Haha! And I'd have been there during the day.

Mid 80s it had like a Thursday night club or something, was a good laugh,  indoor football, music blaring & a scrap. 😂.

I'll definitely know some of the guys you would have met from Dyce, a few years older than me though. 

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Awayfromhomered said:

Haha! And I'd have been there during the day.

Mid 80s it had like a Thursday night club or something, was a good laugh,  indoor football, music blaring & a scrap. 😂.

I'll definitely know some of the guys you would have met from Dyce, a few years older than me though. 

My age group then.

[Awayfromhomered]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

My age group then.

Yeah, the older rough lads 😂

[Roberto]

23 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

cunt oan eh richt yist tae bide in newmachar..25 pair o doc marten bates in ez hoose..cunt wis ska daft..went tae xtremes n stertet batelickin..endet up gittin beasted..ootgrew the ne n left fir hull..needed mare cunts thit shared ez kink..noo ez oan intragrem

it's a global scen tho..heres a dutch wan

n heres wan fae shanghai

Reminded me of Feil Bill the top yin.

[Awayfromhomered]

4 hours ago, Roberto said:

Reminded me of Feil Bill the top yin.

Feel Bill fae Ferryhill, not heard that name for a while 

[Daisy1903]

On 9/15/2023 at 8:17 PM, Awayfromhomered said:

Changed wall power outlets to fancy brushed chrome one's c/w USB connectivity. Thank you 

If changing from plastic did you remember to Earth the cable?

[Misers Hill]

6 hours ago, Roberto said:

Reminded me of Feil Bill the top yin.

Feel Bill, utter class 💀remember one day in the Justice....quite Wednesday afternoon..a hoof on the troll (looked and spoke like JoJo) fae Peterheid..tried tae pick him up💀👽😅

Carnage☠️

[BrianFaePerth]

On 9/22/2023 at 7:40 PM, Arabian Knight said:

Right Said Fred looking well.

 

The feds would be smart to check your hard drive AK

[Awayfromhomered]

11 hours ago, Daisy1903 said:

If changing from plastic did you remember to Earth the cable?

Yes mate, I'm not a natural TBH but things like that I'll do it. But only with full instructions from youtube & also take photos of the wires just to make sure they get hooked back up correctly.  

I've experienced an electronic shock as a kid, don't fancy another,  hahaha!