Neigbour problems

[Snelders Snottters 89]

Neigbours can be cunts I have 2 fat asf bastards above me in the top floor flat' noise is unreal at times, already spoke to one of them the fat bint she was all nicey' saying aw ok no probz but within a week or 2 thier back at it. Obese cunts. 

[manboobs109]

Could it be they are doing it to annoy you?

[milne_afc]

Have you considered moving house?

[Snelders Snottters 89]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Have you considered moving house?

For sure' it would be ok if it didn't bother my sleep as through the day I'm out mostly. Looking for a semi detached.

[Snelders Snottters 89]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Could it be they are doing it to annoy you?

Well it woudnt surprise me min, one of them barely works hardly ever out thier flat. Couple of odditys' the guy is severely overweight the woman slightly less.

[Don Fonte]

26 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Neigbours can be cunts I have 2 fat asf bastards above me in the top floor flat' noise is unreal at times, already spoke to one of them the fat bint she was all nicey' saying aw ok no probz but within a week or 2 thier back at it. Obese cunts. 

@CCB IIIis the go to man for advice on these matters.

[CCB III]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

@CCB IIIis the go to man for advice on these matters.

See tbh. All that carry on has settled down. 
 

Either that or I'm more laid back and don't care 

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, CCB III said:

See tbh. All that carry on has settled down. 
 

Either that or I'm more laid back and don't care 

You probably took my sincere and positive advice.

You're welcome bud.

[CCB III]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

You probably took my sincere and positive advice.

You're welcome bud.

Cheers Don. Can always count on you 

[manboobs109]

42 minutes ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Well it woudnt surprise me min, one of them barely works hardly ever out thier flat. Couple of odditys' the guy is severely overweight the woman slightly less.

You come across as quite an obnoxious chap. Try being less so and they may stop annoying you.

[Hoofball]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Do you hear them making love? 

No and that’s why he’s upset. He’d willing accept the cunts stamping about if he also heard the love making

[Snelders Snottters 89]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Do you hear them making love? 

Haha nope they also sleep in different rooms. As said thier a couple of fat odditys.

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Cheers Don. Can always count on you 

No problem. Always here bud.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Haha nope they also sleep in different rooms. As said thier a cooker of fat odditys.

How do you know that? We've got our very own peeping tom here.

[CCB III]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

How do you know that? We've got our very own peeping tom here.

He has a stethoscope up the roof and a cucumber up his arse

[Don Fonte]

Just now, CCB III said:

He has a stethoscope up the roof and a cucumber up his arse

I think that's probably closer to the truth than you think.

[Howard Marks]

2 hours ago, Snelders Snottters 89 said:

Neigbours can be cunts I have 2 fat asf bastards above me in the top floor flat' noise is unreal at times, already spoke to one of them the fat bint she was all nicey' saying aw ok no probz but within a week or 2 thier back at it. Obese cunts. 

Just sell up. The market for flats is awesome!!! 

[Bluto10]

buy their flat off them

👍🏻

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

buy their flat off them

👍🏻

Fucking hell, here's the Scarlet Pimpernel.

Long lie champ?

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fucking hell, here's the Scarlet Pimpernel.

Long lie champ?

too busy for long lies min

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

too lazy for long lies min

No worries champ.

[Bournemouth Gee]

What about flirting and potentially shagging the fat bint? That's what I'd do.

Bound to improve the situation 

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

What about flirting and potentially shagging the fat bint? That's what I'd do.

Bound to improve the situation 

You'd even be turned down by her.  You're a fucking mess of a man.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Never done a member of the curved community Donald?

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Bournemouth Gee said:

Never done a member of the curved community Donald?

Occasionally Gee Gee min. It's a fine line between curvy and fat mess though.

[Bournemouth Gee]

It really can be wonderfully liberating

[Ke1t]

Is it a private or a cooncil flat?

Find out the terms of the lease, should be the same as yours, check out noise ordnance, pay a lawyer/solicitor to write a letter to the landlord... no-one cares what a tennant has to say... 

I've found that most companies and individuals are quite happy to tell you to go fuck yourself right up until you get your legal department involved, and then they'll fucking listen right quick.  

Or shag the fat bird. 

Or stick a dildo on their bonnet. 

You have options. 

[Ke1t]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Occasionally Gee Gee min. It's a fine line between curvy and fat mess though.

Often that fine line is one beer. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Ke1t said:

Often that fine line is one beer. 

Correctamundo.

Never shagged a fat bird but I've woken up with a few.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

It really can be wonderfully liberating

I'll take your word for it.  Keep me posted on your chubby chasing career.