Cambridge Red Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 A lot of celebrities make out that they just like to blend into the crowd when really you know that many of them crave being recognised as it plumps up their swollen egos. So I've come up with a wee game to piss of celebrities who you know are up their own arse. Below is an example of how to play. Few things piss off someone with an inflated ego as much as getting their name wrong so next time your at the airport and spot a celeb that winds you up, turn to your wife/gf/partner/friend and say quite loudly. "Don't stare but isn't that (then say wrong name eg) Justin Beaver, Carlos Sultana, Danny Diver etc. What wrong names you guys got to piss off celebs with swollen egos. Answers below 🙂👍 Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Mobby has been annoying famous people for years Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Let’s face it, he annoys everyone Link to comment
milne_afc Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Moobs really annoyed/disappointed Brooke Satchwell Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Got two Hollyoaks fuds with the 'can we get a photo, then handing them the camera' trick while in Magaluf years ago, much to the amusement of the soaking wet fanny that was surrounding them. They no doubt got the last laugh as they made their way through half of them. Cringy but amusing at the time.   Link to comment
JumboJET Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 I met Chris Rea in Middlesbrough town centre last year. He asked me for a photo so I replied "Oh I know who you are... Chris likes it up the Rea(r) end!" and then nutted him. 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: Moobs really annoyed/disappointed Brooke Satchwell I actually really annoyed football agent Bill McMurdo @SpoonMan 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Cambridge Red said: A lot of celebrities make out that they just like to blend into the crowd when really you know that many of them crave being recognised as it plumps up their swollen egos. So I've come up with a wee game to piss of celebrities who you know are up their own arse. Below is an example of how to play. Few things piss off someone with an inflated ego as much as getting their name wrong so next time your at the airport and spot a celeb that winds you up, turn to your wife/gf/partner/friend and say quite loudly. "Don't stare but isn't that (then say wrong name eg) Justin Beaver, Carlos Sultana, Danny Diver etc. What wrong names you guys got to piss off celebs with swollen egos. Answers below 🙂👍 Good striker for Stranraer in the 80s and 90s. Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted October 31, 2023 Author Share Posted October 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Good striker for Stranraer in the 80s and 90s. Aye or what about the ex Arsenal manager who sounded like a packet of crisps " Arse in Vinegar" Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cambridge Red said: Aye or what about the ex Arsenal manager who sounded like a packet of crisps " Arse in Vinegar" One of Adolf Hitler's trusted Nazi allies. Played for Hambugger SV before the outbreak of WWII. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Annoyed Graham Coxon circa 2009 by repeatedly asking him if he wanted a drink when he walked past a bar in Edinburgh (was playing that night with Doherty). He got really shitty about it.  didn’t know then he was a recovered alcoholic.  tbh would have done us all a favour if he got back on the plonk and the blur reunion didn’t happen  Dickheads  Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Coxon looks like a right miserable bastard, really boring voice. I suspect he takes himself far too seriously. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 PODDLES!!!! Welcome back, min. Mind what you say, now. @Poodler 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Some very VERY strange moderating around these parts. can say what you want about Israel but not about the huns. Suspect the mods may be Protestants tbh.  great to be home though ladz Link to comment
Dad Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Alex James is a cheese monger Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted October 31, 2023 Author Share Posted October 31, 2023 35 minutes ago, Dad said: Alex James is a cheese monger To the tune of "My old mans a dustman"  Alex James is a cheese monger And he plays the bass in blur He's uppity and pretentious And he sounds like a bit of a twat.  Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: Coxon looks like a right miserable bastard, really boring voice. I suspect he takes himself far too seriously. Not ever musician needs to be a fucking full time junkie.  Some decent enough tunes fae Coxon over the years. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Not ever musician needs to be a fucking full time junkie.  Some decent enough tunes fae Coxon over the years. He’s a brilliant guitar player leisure>parklife>modern life is rubbish  Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 I nearly cost Matt baker his job Link to comment
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