Celebrity Windup

[Cambridge Red]

A lot of celebrities make out that they just like to blend into the crowd when really you know that many of them  crave being recognised as it plumps up their swollen egos.

So I've come up with a wee game to piss of celebrities who you know are up their own arse. Below is an example of how to play.

Few things piss off someone with an inflated ego as much as getting their name wrong so next time your at the airport and spot a celeb that winds you up, turn to your wife/gf/partner/friend and say quite loudly. "Don't stare but isn't that (then say wrong name eg) Justin Beaver, Carlos Sultana, Danny Diver etc.

What wrong names you guys got to piss off celebs with swollen egos.

Answers below 🙂👍

[Poodler]

Mobby has been annoying famous people for years 

[BrianFaePerth]

Let’s face it, he annoys everyone 

[milne_afc]

Moobs really annoyed/disappointed Brooke Satchwell

[Quagmire]

Got two Hollyoaks fuds with the 'can we get a photo, then handing them the camera' trick while in Magaluf years ago, much to the amusement of the soaking wet fanny that was surrounding them. They no doubt got the last laugh as they made their way through half of them. Cringy but amusing at the time. 

 

 

[JumboJET]

I met Chris Rea in Middlesbrough town centre last year.

He asked me for a photo so I replied "Oh I know who you are... Chris likes it up the Rea(r) end!" and then nutted him. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Moobs really annoyed/disappointed Brooke Satchwell

I actually really annoyed football agent Bill McMurdo @SpoonMan

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, Cambridge Red said:

A lot of celebrities make out that they just like to blend into the crowd when really you know that many of them  crave being recognised as it plumps up their swollen egos.

So I've come up with a wee game to piss of celebrities who you know are up their own arse. Below is an example of how to play.

Few things piss off someone with an inflated ego as much as getting their name wrong so next time your at the airport and spot a celeb that winds you up, turn to your wife/gf/partner/friend and say quite loudly. "Don't stare but isn't that (then say wrong name eg) Justin Beaver, Carlos Sultana, Danny Diver etc.

What wrong names you guys got to piss off celebs with swollen egos.

Answers below 🙂👍

Good striker for Stranraer in the 80s and 90s.

[Cambridge Red]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Good striker for Stranraer in the 80s and 90s.

Aye or what about the ex Arsenal manager who sounded like a packet of crisps  " Arse in Vinegar"

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Cambridge Red said:

Aye or what about the ex Arsenal manager who sounded like a packet of crisps  " Arse in Vinegar"

One of Adolf Hitler's trusted Nazi allies.

Played for Hambugger SV before the outbreak of WWII. 

[Poodler]

Annoyed Graham Coxon circa 2009 by repeatedly asking him if he wanted a drink when he walked past a bar in Edinburgh (was playing that night with Doherty). He got really shitty about it.

 

didn’t know then he was a recovered alcoholic. 
 

tbh would have done us all a favour if he got back on the plonk and the blur reunion didn’t happen 

 

Dickheads

 

[maryhilldon]

Coxon looks like a right miserable bastard, really boring voice. I suspect he takes himself far too seriously.

[Ke1t]

PODDLES!!!!

Welcome back, min. 

Mind what you say, now.  @Poodler

[Poodler]

Some very VERY strange moderating around these parts. can say what you want about Israel but not about the huns. Suspect the mods may be Protestants tbh. 
 

great to be home though ladz

[Dad]

Alex James is a cheese monger 

[Cambridge Red]

35 minutes ago, Dad said:

Alex James is a cheese monger 

To the tune of "My old mans a dustman"

 

Alex James is a cheese monger

And he plays the bass in blur

He's uppity and pretentious 

And he sounds like a bit of a twat.

 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Coxon looks like a right miserable bastard, really boring voice. I suspect he takes himself far too seriously.

Not ever musician needs to be a fucking full time junkie.

 

Some decent enough tunes fae Coxon over the years. 

[Simply Red]

12 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Not ever musician needs to be a fucking full time junkie.

 

Some decent enough tunes fae Coxon over the years. 

He’s a brilliant guitar player

leisure>parklife>modern life is rubbish