AFC Chat Awards 2023

[The Buzzard]

Had a wee look at when the thread started for last year's awards. We're at that point again to start the campaigning for this year 

So, any takers for running it this year?

Also, I think it would be remiss if Fridge doesn't have the best newcomer award named after him this year. 

[BrianFaePerth]

SH said he’d do it 

[RAZOR]

13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

SH said he’d do it 

Good shout. He was a great help during my tenure.

[Roberto]

Na it would just give him more reason to post 150 times a day.

I might take all of December off. I may jump on board and do it this year.

I'll promote it more also. Far and wide. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Na it would just give him more reason to post 150 times a day.

I might take all of December off. I may jump on board and do it this year.

I'll promote it more also. Far and wide. 

Enough about Bluto. 

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Enough about Bluto. 

Hey, don't you call people shit houses for not tagging you when they have a pop about you?

Come on now. Don't be 2 faced, get him tagged.

 

 

 

I did chuckle.

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Hey, don't you call people shit houses for not tagging you when they have a pop about you?

Come on now. Don't be 2 faced, get him tagged.

 

 

 

I did chuckle.

Fair point. 
 

@Bluto10  

[dave_min]

2 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Had a wee look at when the thread started for last year's awards. We're at that point again to start the campaigning for this year 

So, any takers for running it this year?

Also, I think it would be remiss if Fridge doesn't have the best newcomer award named after him this year. 

Sounds like it’s time to be remiss.

⭐️⭐️

[RAZOR]

34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

 

That’s bloody nice, chaps. Brian you can feast on my penis whilst Razor and Mobby suck on a testicle each. 
 

If you guys are ok with that?

I appreciate the sentiment but I’m ‘sweepstake organiser’ on here only. 👍😂

I was being nice.

You've triggered me.

[Ten Caat]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Heard from the cunt earlier. I think he’s found God. 

Not really that difficult. He's on Radio Shortbread every Saturday afternoon

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

 

 

I appreciate the sentiment but I’m ‘sweepstake organiser’ on here only. 👍😂

And you were shit at that

[Bluto10]

E. you are also a homosexual 

[Ke1t]

We could try a new format where everyone wins every category. Get us up to speed with the new way of the world where everyone's a winner, even the losers. 
 

Also I vote Roberto as Best Cunt on the Board.  And if that's not a category then it should be and Roberto should win it. 

 

 

[Redforever86]

I’d like to announce I’m officially retiring from the hat awards.  

[Poodler]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’d like to announce I’m officially retiring from the hat awards.  

A devastating loss 

 

Drug addled fool 

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

A devastating loss 

 

Drug addled fool 

Grays obituary? 

[BrianFaePerth]

Half right anyway 

[Howard Marks]

Late contender for "Meltdown of the Year" happening/has happened on the "Posters that are no more" thread.

[milne_afc]

Best international poster is a nonsense. Get it binned.

Worst thread too. Bin.

Biggest rivalry should be renamed to ‘Most entertaining feud’ or something.

[cheesepipes]

Most likely poster to wank off an animal.

[cheesepipes]

6 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Best international poster is a nonsense. Get it binned.

Worst thread too. Bin.

Biggest rivalry should be renamed to ‘Most entertaining feud’ or something.

It's the same core 25 posters for a decade plus, just moving them around various categories.

Like Top of the Pops it's time to put it out its misery.

Poster most likely to suck semen out another man's arsehole.

 

I think I'm having mental health issues.

[Don Fonte]

Biggest meltdown.

[Roberto]

I doubt you need further attention SH, you've had your quota for a good few months. You need no further reason to post.

Give it to.... Bad Mobby or Bluto. Would be amusing if anything.

[Roberto]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Why don’t you take their respective cocks, one in each hand, and whichever one cums last has to do it? That ok? 
 

Fucking hell.

Your wild imagination shines through again I suppose. If that's what suits and makes you happy young man.

Albeit I would hate for you to not be able to get your attention fix, so yeah, good point... you do it Sooper.

I will give you the justification you seek me old China.

ON YERSEL. WOOP.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Why don’t you take their respective cocks, one in each hand, and whichever one cums last has to do it? 

^canz

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Most likely poster to wank off an animal.

Who lives on a farm?  Boofon?

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Who lives on a farm?  Boofon?

Aye OK Spongebob.

[cheesepipes]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Who lives on a farm?  Boofon?

There's plenty sexually inactive drips on here with easy access to domestic pets so the category is wide open.

 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

There's plenty sexually inactive drips on here with easy access to domestic pets so the category is wide open.

 

@Ten CaatI think he's talking about you.

[BrianFaePerth]

On this board the animal doesn’t even have to be domesticated