AFC Chat Awards 2023

[The Buzzard]

Had a wee look at when the thread started for last year's awards. We're at that point again to start the campaigning for this year 

So, any takers for running it this year?

Also, I think it would be remiss if Fridge doesn't have the best newcomer award named after him this year. 

[BrianFaePerth]

SH said he’d do it 

[RAZOR]

13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

SH said he’d do it 

Good shout. He was a great help during my tenure.

[Bad_Mobby]

17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

SH said he’d do it 

Give him something to do 

[Roberto]

Na it would just give him more reason to post 150 times a day.

I might take all of December off. I may jump on board and do it this year.

I'll promote it more also. Far and wide. 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Na it would just give him more reason to post 150 times a day.

I might take all of December off. I may jump on board and do it this year.

I'll promote it more also. Far and wide. 

Enough about Bluto. 

[Roberto]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Enough about Bluto. 

Hey, don't you call people shit houses for not tagging you when they have a pop about you?

Come on now. Don't be 2 faced, get him tagged.

 

 

 

I did chuckle.

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Hey, don't you call people shit houses for not tagging you when they have a pop about you?

Come on now. Don't be 2 faced, get him tagged.

 

 

 

I did chuckle.

Fair point. 
 

@Bluto10  

[dave_min]

2 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Had a wee look at when the thread started for last year's awards. We're at that point again to start the campaigning for this year 

So, any takers for running it this year?

Also, I think it would be remiss if Fridge doesn't have the best newcomer award named after him this year. 

Sounds like it’s time to be remiss.

⭐️⭐️

[Bad_Mobby]

‘Best Poster who Died’ award will have to Grays, will it? 

[Sooper-hanz]

On 11/17/2023 at 7:19 AM, BrianFaePerth said:

SH said he’d do it 

 

On 11/17/2023 at 7:31 AM, RAZOR said:

Good shout. He was a great help during my tenure.

 

On 11/17/2023 at 7:37 AM, Bad_Mobby said:

Give him something to do 

That’s bloody nice, chaps. Brian you can feast on my penis whilst Razor and Mobby suck on a testicle each. 
 

If you guys are ok with that?

I appreciate the sentiment but I’m ‘sweepstake organiser’ on here only. 👍😂

[RAZOR]

34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

 

That’s bloody nice, chaps. Brian you can feast on my penis whilst Razor and Mobby suck on a testicle each. 
 

If you guys are ok with that?

I appreciate the sentiment but I’m ‘sweepstake organiser’ on here only. 👍😂

I was being nice.

You've triggered me.

[Sooper-hanz]

1 hour ago, RAZOR said:

I was being nice.

You've triggered me.

Apologies Raz/him/they/it

[Sooper-hanz]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

‘Best Poster who Died’ award will have to Grays, will it? 

Heard from the cunt earlier. I think he’s found God. 

[Ten Caat]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Heard from the cunt earlier. I think he’s found God. 

Not really that difficult. He's on Radio Shortbread every Saturday afternoon

[Bad_Mobby]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Heard from the cunt earlier. I think he’s found God. 

In the funny farm, is he? 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

 

 

I appreciate the sentiment but I’m ‘sweepstake organiser’ on here only. 👍😂

And you were shit at that

[Sooper-hanz]

33 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

And you were shit at that

That is nonsense. A. Was run with military precision B. All who took part had great fun C. You were too scared to take part in case your Mrs questioned where £20 went to. D. You are now barred from future events 

[Bluto10]

E. you are also a homosexual 

[Sooper-hanz]

29 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

E. you are also a homosexual 

Not at all Bluts, the sweeper welcomes gays as well. Don Fonte for example has been a welcome participant. 

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Heard from the cunt earlier. I think he’s found God. 

Dead from aids 

[Ke1t]

We could try a new format where everyone wins every category. Get us up to speed with the new way of the world where everyone's a winner, even the losers. 
 

Also I vote Roberto as Best Cunt on the Board.  And if that's not a category then it should be and Roberto should win it. 

 

 

[Redforever86]

I’d like to announce I’m officially retiring from the hat awards.  

[Poodler]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’d like to announce I’m officially retiring from the hat awards.  

A devastating loss 

 

Drug addled fool 

[Redforever86]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

A devastating loss 

 

Drug addled fool 

Grays obituary? 

[BrianFaePerth]

Half right anyway 

[Howard Marks]

Late contender for "Meltdown of the Year" happening/has happened on the "Posters that are no more" thread.

[Sooper-hanz]

I’ll flipping do it then. 

[Sooper-hanz]

Ok, if folk are ok with it here’s the categories. Any suggestions for additional categories will also be considered. New thread will be started once the categories are finalised 👍 ( dont vote yet please )👍😂

Best Thread:

Worst Thread:

Biggest Gluepot:

Must Try Harder in 2024:

Funniest Poster:

Most Negative Poster:

Moment of the Year:

Biggest Rivalry:

Worst Poster:

Fridge award for Best Newcomer:

Best Poster:

Best International Poster:

Lifetime Achievement Award:

 

[milne_afc]

Best international poster is a nonsense. Get it binned.

Worst thread too. Bin.

Biggest rivalry should be renamed to ‘Most entertaining feud’ or something.