AFC Chat Awards 2023

[BrianFaePerth]

On this board the animal doesn’t even have to be domesticated

[cheesepipes]

18 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

On this board the animal doesn’t even have to be domesticated

It's a fully inclusive category.

All are welcome.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Best Thread: Sevco 1 Aberdeen 3

Worst Thread: Celtic 6 Aberdeen 0

Biggest Gluepot:  DD1903 

Must Try Harder in 2024: DD1903

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Most Negative Poster: OJJ

Moment of the Year: Parklife not providing the requisite proof to back up his point (Prove/disprove)

Biggest Rivalry: MAD v the Clique

Worst Poster: OJJ

Fridge award for Best Newcomer: Haardon

Best Poster: Manboobs

Best International Poster: Poodler

Lifetime Achievement Award: Misers Hill 

 

(Thanks for doing the annual needful, Hanz min. A truly selfless effort👍).

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cheers MAD, but the competition isn’t open yet. Categories to be finalised and what not 👍😎

Throw him out for not reading the rules. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cheers MAD, but the competition isn’t open yet. Categories to be finalised and what not 👍😎

Oops. Nae like me jumping the gun.👍😄

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Throw him out for not reading the rules. 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c4bd9f4a-b580-4783-bc4e-88ef9263e561

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cheers MAD, but the competition isn’t open yet. Categories to be finalised and what not 👍😎

 

6 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Throw him out for not reading the rules. 

Was it provided in braille though? Think about being inclusive please gents.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Will also be the option to PM or email picks so we don’t get ‘tit for tat’ style nominations. 

Ok loon.👍

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘Poster you’d like to see return’ That worthy of inclusion?

Winner - Tup

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Best Thread: Sevco 1 Aberdeen 3

Worst Thread: Celtic 6 Aberdeen 0

Biggest Gluepot:  DD1903 

Must Try Harder in 2024: DD1903

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Most Negative Poster: OJJ

Moment of the Year: Parklife not providing the requisite proof to back up his point (Prove/disprove)

Biggest Rivalry: MAD v the Clique

Worst Poster: OJJ

Fridge award for Best Newcomer: Haardon

Best Poster: Manboobs

Best International Poster: Poodler

Lifetime Achievement Award: Misers Hill 

 

(Thanks for doing the annual needful, Hanz min. A truly selfless effort👍).

Who makes up "the clique"? 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Who makes up "the clique"? 

I mentioned who are part of the clique before around Christmas last year. However, there are a few new members who've signed up this year, I note. 

[Parklife]

35 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I mentioned who are part of the clique before around Christmas last year. However, there are a few new members who've signed up this year, I note. 

That didn't answer my question at all. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That didn't answer my question at all. 

Ok. I'll put it in simplistic terms, as follows;

You, CCBIII, DD1903, OJJ, redone, MHD, Redforever86, Alscotoz, milne_afc, patrick bateman, and Dad.

I hope this is of assistance to you. However, please do not hesitate to get in touch again if you require further information.😄

[Bluto10]

reckon you need to put them in a hierarchy tho mad - separate the leaders from the minions 

[Parklife]

25 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Ok. I'll put it in simplistic terms, as follows;

You, CCBIII, DD1903, OJJ, redone, MHD, Redforever86, Alscotoz, milne_afc, patrick bateman, and Dad.

I hope this is of assistance to you. However, please do not hesitate to get in touch again if you require further information.😄

I think you've just listed people you've had disagreements with and made up that they form a "clique". When the reality is that there's no "clique" at all. 

Mental stuff, MAD. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I think you've just listed people you've had disagreements with and made up that they form a "clique". When the reality is that there's no "clique" at all. 

Mental stuff, MAD. 

You asked, I provided an answer, Parky min.

The same folk always come out like Knight Templars when there is a disagreement being had with one of their own. It happens so frequently.

That's when the needless, unfounded personal jibes arise. Pathetic. 

[Studebaker-90]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fucking hell. If that’s the clique thank fuck I’m not part of it. 😂

Cries inside 

[The Buzzard]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Will also be the option to PM or email picks so we don’t get ‘tit for tat’ style nominations. 

Controversial based on my attempt at that last year. 

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

You asked, I provided an answer, Parky min.

You did. It's just that your answer is a massive steaming pile of shite. 

[Studebaker-90]

Just now, Parklife said:

You did. It's just that your answer is a massive steaming pile of shite. 

“How is your mother anyway”

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

reckon you need to put them in a hierarchy tho mad - separate the leaders from the minions 

Excellent shout, Bluto min.

From The General at top of the hierarchy, the scarfers as the co-ordinators in the middle of the structure, to the feedlings at the base.

[Simply Red]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Will also be the option to PM or email picks so we don’t get ‘tit for tat’ style nominations. 

Thank goodness 

[Reed or deed]

What about an award for the most relevant posts?

Biggest prescence on the hat?

Poster that most other posters want banned due to posting excessive drivel?

Smelliest weegie?

🕺🏼

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Ok. I'll put it in simplistic terms, as follows;

You, CCBIII, DD1903, OJJ, redone, MHD, Redforever86, Alscotoz, milne_afc, patrick bateman, and Dad.

I hope this is of assistance to you. However, please do not hesitate to get in touch again if you require further information.😄

Lolz so anyone who basically calls you out for talking nonsense? 

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

I think you've just listed people you've had disagreements with and made up that they form a "clique". When the reality is that there's no "clique" at all. 

Mental stuff, MAD. 

can we maybe start a gang? A bit like sons of anarchy maybe? Plant based cuts for veggies/vegans

[Simply Red]

Do you keep a written list of all the cunts who give you cheek @Matt Armstrong's Dog ?

[milne_afc]

the dosser’s dossier

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

27 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Do you keep a written list of all the cunts who give you cheek @Matt Armstrong's Dog ?

It's stored in the mind loon.

I maybe forgive (at times), but never forget.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

32 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Lolz so anyone who basically calls you out for talking nonsense? 

can we maybe start a gang? A bit like sons of anarchy maybe? Plant based cuts for veggies/vegans

No, just folk that nit-pick and criticise just tor the sake if it, and get needlessly personal with a poster, regardless of what that poster has commented.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No, just folk that nit-pick and criticise just tor the sake if it, and get needlessly personal with a poster, regardless of what that poster has commented.

That's you, that is. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That's you, that is. 

Next time before you go to work on the black stuff, look in the mirror.👍