What did the Mrs get you for Christmas?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I got a case of 24 x 500 ml Bitburger Cans and a Remington RX7 head shaver.

 

[Don Fonte]

Which Mrs?

[dave_min]

1990 Ferrari Testarossa 4.9 FLAT-12 COUPE 2dr

Only 35,000 on the clock.

[milne_afc]

23 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I got a case of 24 x 500 ml Bitburger Cans and a Remington RX7 head shaver.

 

She got me that too!

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, dave_min said:

1990 Ferrari Testarossa 4.9 FLAT-12 COUPE 2dr

Only 35,000 on the clock.

Sold it for 3 grand.

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Sold it for 3 grand.

Don Fonte is a rambling obese ceunt.

Delete you account, ceeeeent.

Boring cueeent.

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The thread that is almost two weeks late. 

Not if you're in Spain. 

Today is Three Kings Day, when the Spanish exchange presents. 

[Don Fonte]

44 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

Don Fonte is a rambling obese ceunt.

Delete you account, ceeeeent.

Boring cueeent.

You wanting an autograph as well?

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

19 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You wanting an autograph as well?

 

You're style of writing is up there with Ian Huntley's lawyer, even if the child-drowning cunt has one.

You are are witless boring  piece of yesteryear's Formica.

Leave this forum. Leave this life. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

 

You're style of writing is up there with Ian Huntley's lawyer, even if the child-drowning cunt has one.

You are are witless boring  piece of yesteryear's Formica.

Leave this forum. Leave this life. 

You're appreciation of football could be written on Nicola Surgeon's ultra-dry- pad, ye puddle of piss.

Leave.

You're as witty as Tony Blair, ye noting.

 

 

That is really funny. Like seriously witty. Well done.

[GAME OF BILLIONS]

Record for the boring brag-bore...

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Which Mrs?

The one you are related to (ie the only one).

[Clydeside_Sheep]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

She got me that too!

So you are fat and bald too, huh?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1 hour ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

Don Fonte is a rambling obese ceunt.

Truth accepted.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The thread that is almost two weeks late. 

I thought about it once or twice, but never got around to it.

(I knew it would degenerate into a shambles, regardless of when posted.  Read the replies QED).

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Not if you're in Spain. 

Today is Three Kings Day, when the Spanish exchange presents. 

Top of the pops Parky!

Feast of the Epiphany.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Nowt

Not religious 

Neither are most folk - mainstream Christmas is a wholly secular affair.  In my work, we have a Winter holiday and  Festive Night Out.  But Ramadan this and Pride that, of course. Cunts.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

That is really funny. Like seriously witty. Well done.

Not as clever as your usual 'fuck off' and 'he's a prick'.

[Poodler]

Game of Billions

 

Nervous breakdown in full swing 

[Zeus]

Socks 

[DD1903]

12 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

Don Fonte is a rambling obese ceunt.

Delete you account, ceeeeent.

Boring cueeent.

 

11 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

 

You're style of writing is up there with Ian Huntley's lawyer, even if the child-drowning cunt has one.

You are are witless boring  piece of yesteryear's Formica.

Leave this forum. Leave this life. 

 

11 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

Record for the boring brag-bore...

 

How’s the head this morning?

[For Fecks Sake]

13 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Nowt

Not religious 

Aye because everyone who partakes with Christmas are religious right enough.

[milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

everyone who partakes with Christmas are religious

There’s not a hope in hell you’ve achieved 2 degrees.

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

There’s not a hope in hell you’ve achieved 2 degrees.

You underestimate how shit a lot of degrees are these days.

[For Fecks Sake]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’m not giving some cunt a present for Santa’s birthday (he’s not real) and I’ll tell others not to bother giving me 

[For Fecks Sake]

26 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

You underestimate how shit a lot of degrees are these days.

Unfortunately I got mine some 25 plus years ago when a degree was something decent to have.

However as you say, degrees these days 🙄

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Unfortunately I got mine some 25 plus years ago when a degree was something decent to have.

However as you say, degrees these days 🙄

You mean fortunately? 

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Simply Red said:

You mean fortunately? 

Nah, I meant unfortunately. Where has the time gone 😕

[Bluto10]

you’re an embarrassment to degree holders ffs min. regardless of when it was obtained.

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you’re an embarrassment to degree holders ffs min. regardless of when it was obtained.

Ok Einstein, settle down.