What is the cruellest thing you have done? Do you feel guilty about it?

[JumboJET]

Hi all,

What is the cruellest thing you have done? Do you feel guilty about it?

✈️ BigJumby ✈️

[maryhilldon]

Brought my son up to support Aberdeen.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I had a Gatt gun once upon a time and ending up getting grief (quite rightly) by shooting at a lad (missed him though).

Plod called and given a caution, and gun duly confiscated. During each of the next five months, the coppers were rapping at my door for minor offences and getting snitched on. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, JumboJET said:

Hi all,

What is the cruellest thing you have done? Do you feel guilty about it?

✈️ BigJumby ✈️

What about yours Jumby? Quite rude to start the thread but not offer your own anecdote.

[milne_afc]

48 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Gadd gun

What Gary Glitter called his cock

Because he was called Paul Gadd

[Studebaker-90]

Set fire to a homeless man’s camp in the woods as a child. No. 

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Brought my son up to support Aberdeen.

 Bet he looks down on you for that 

[Poodler]

Used to say awful things online about people 

don’t regret it as such, have just mellowed and stick to attacking non-humans now. 

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 Bet he looks down on you for that 

Towers over you as well wee man.

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Used to say awful things online about people 

Like your previous post? 😄

[sheepcrooky]

Back in the late ‘80’s me and my mate (both straight) went to a gay pub near shiprow (can’t remember the name). Anyway, it was the days of pastel coloured jumpers and I was wearing a pink Pringle. I got chatted up by a bloke, who I swiftly rebutted. 
Later on, walking home down Holburn Street, the same guy was in front of us. 
I tailed off behind whilst my mate “chatted” him up. They got up to the old railway line just before the Abergeldie whilst I was still tailing them in stealth mode. 
Just before the guy tried to kiss my mate, I sprung out and decked the guy out cold, his house key fell out and we threw it into the bushes. 
I still to this day feel guilty about that and how prejudiced we were back in the day. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

Back in the late ‘80’s me and my mate (both straight) went to a gay pub near shiprow (can’t remember the name). Anyway, it was the days of pastel coloured jumpers and I was wearing a pink Pringle. I got chatted up by a bloke, who I swiftly rebutted. 
Later on, walking home down Holburn Street, the same guy was in front of us. 
I tailed off behind whilst my mate “chatted” him up. They got up to the old railway line just before the Abergeldie whilst I was still tailing them in stealth mode. 
Just before the guy tried to kiss my mate, I sprung out and decked the guy out cold, his house key fell out and we threw it into the bushes. 
I still to this day feel guilty about that and how prejudiced we were back in the day. 

Well, that's quite an admission. What an arsehole.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

Back in the late ‘80’s me and my mate (both straight) went to a gay pub near shiprow (can’t remember the name). Anyway, it was the days of pastel coloured jumpers and I was wearing a pink Pringle. I got chatted up by a bloke, who I swiftly rebutted. 
Later on, walking home down Holburn Street, the same guy was in front of us. 
I tailed off behind whilst my mate “chatted” him up. They got up to the old railway line just before the Abergeldie whilst I was still tailing them in stealth mode. 
Just before the guy tried to kiss my mate, I sprung out and decked the guy out cold, his house key fell out and we threw it into the bushes. 
I still to this day feel guilty about that and how prejudiced we were back in the day. 

🤔

[BrianFaePerth]

At the age of 23 eh was living most of the time in Klaksvik, Faroe Islands (koyr á KÍ).

Eh asked my burd of the time to marry me and obviously she was delighted.

Eh soon got cold feet and drunkenly told her cousin so. Turned out he was a fuckin clype and Brian was soon out on his ear.

Do eh regret it? No. She was a lovely wee blonde in those days but some cyberstalking over the years reveals she lives in Denmark and is a hound.

 

@Studebaker-90 she’s right up your street so eh will pass on her details.

[maryhilldon]

Went to a gay bar wearing a pink t-shirt, then knocked a guy out with a cheap shot for chatting him up. That's fucked up psycho shit.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Went to a gay bar wearing a pink t-shirt, then knocked a guy out with a cheap shot for chatting him up. That's fucked up psycho shit.

Sheepcrooky did that too

[maryhilldon]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

Sheepcrooky did that too

Saw that coming as soon as i posted.

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

Eh asked my burd of the time to marry me and obviously she was delighted.

@Studebaker-90

Stopped reading there. Clearly bullshit.

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Stopped reading there. Clearly bullshit.

What were you doing at 23 marydoll?

Living in that multi they tore down?

Some of us have led varied lives.

[Dad]

23 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

At the age of 23 eh was living most of the time in Klaksvik, Faroe Islands (koyr á KÍ).

Eh asked my burd of the time to marry me and obviously she was delighted.

Eh soon got cold feet and drunkenly told her cousin so. Turned out he was a fuckin clype and Brian was soon out on his ear.

Do eh regret it? No. She was a lovely wee blonde in those days but some cyberstalking over the years reveals she lives in Denmark and is a hound.

 

@Studebaker-90 she’s right up your street so eh will pass on her details.

I doubt she's a hound Bri - her terrific sense of smell'd have her avoiding all contact with your disgusting presence if that were t'case - she certainly wouldnae be saying aye to getting hitched

 

You lying stinking bastard 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

I doubt she's a hound Bri - her terrific sense of smell'd have her avoiding all contact with your disgusting presence if that were t'case - she certainly wouldnae be saying aye to getting hitched

 

You lying stinking bastard 

Absolutely true pater, but your opinion is of no consequence.

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

At the age of 23 eh was living most of the time in Klaksvik, Faroe Islands (koyr á KÍ).

Eh asked my burd of the time to marry me and obviously she was delighted.

Eh soon got cold feet and drunkenly told her cousin so. Turned out he was a fuckin clype and Brian was soon out on his ear.

Do eh regret it? No. She was a lovely wee blonde in those days but some cyberstalking over the years reveals she lives in Denmark and is a hound.

 

@Studebaker-90 she’s right up your street so eh will pass on her details.

I was shagging her when you proposed, she always hated you. 

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’d think Brian,even down on one knee, would have noticed that . 

Why, she certainly didn’t 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I don't think I have done anything truly cruel, infantile / petty actions were about my limit.

I have always been a deeply empathetic person, for better or worse.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I don't think I have done anything truly cruel, infantile / petty actions were about my limit.

I have always been a deeply empathetic person, for better or worse.

Reading your posts is definite cruelty

[Clydeside_Sheep]

7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Reading your posts is definite cruelty

At least I am not stinky!

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

Back in the late ‘80’s me and my mate (both straight) went to a gay pub near shiprow (can’t remember the name). Anyway, it was the days of pastel coloured jumpers and I was wearing a pink Pringle. I got chatted up by a bloke, who I swiftly rebutted. 
Later on, walking home down Holburn Street, the same guy was in front of us. 
I tailed off behind whilst my mate “chatted” him up. They got up to the old railway line just before the Abergeldie whilst I was still tailing them in stealth mode. 
Just before the guy tried to kiss my mate, I sprung out and decked the guy out cold, his house key fell out and we threw it into the bushes. 
I still to this day feel guilty about that and how prejudiced we were back in the day. 

Got anything a bit more light hearted? 😂

[The Boofon]

33 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Got anything a bit more light hearted? 😂

Haha it's some story. Post of the year so far IYAM.

[Howard Marks]

I once walked past a beggar without giving him a ten pence piece.

Lunchtime walks in town cost me at least £22.40 these days.

[Ten Caat]

As a young staff nurse there was a toilet which had the facility to be used as a bidet but had to be switched on at the wall to do so and the "flush" handle (a long thin vertical apparatus) pressed. It only worked when there was weight pressing down on the toilet seat so that nurses could flush it safely without getting a jet of bidet water hitting them (when activated a metal arm would come out from beneath the toilet rim then start shooting cold water straight up aimed directly at the patient's arsehole, actually very handy when an obese patient needed a shit. In those days we just manually lifted such patients which is why so many nurses of that generation and before ended up with fucked backs)

We had an absolutely cantankerous male patient who had a bad stroke but who would take random swipes at female nurses whenever he didn't get his own way. So we started putting him on the bidet toilet every time he needed (which was fucking often). He would lean back and his good arm would pretty much always end up hitting the flush/bidet control handle and his arse would get a thorough drenching with cold water. Was hilarious listening to him moan and groan. We would probably get struck off for patient cruelty if we tried such a stunt today