Reed or deed Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: Back in the late ‘80’s me and my mate (both straight) went to a gay pub near shiprow (can’t remember the name). Anyway, it was the days of pastel coloured jumpers and I was wearing a pink Pringle. I got chatted up by a bloke, who I swiftly rebutted. Later on, walking home down Holburn Street, the same guy was in front of us. I tailed off behind whilst my mate “chatted” him up. They got up to the old railway line just before the Abergeldie whilst I was still tailing them in stealth mode. Just before the guy tried to kiss my mate, I sprung out and decked the guy out cold, his house key fell out and we threw it into the bushes. I still to this day feel guilty about that and how prejudiced we were back in the day. Prejudiced pink pringled person punches poof. 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 8 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: Back in the late ‘80’s me and my mate (both straight) went to a gay pub near shiprow (can’t remember the name). Anyway, it was the days of pastel coloured jumpers and I was wearing a pink Pringle. I got chatted up by a bloke, who I swiftly rebutted. Later on, walking home down Holburn Street, the same guy was in front of us. I tailed off behind whilst my mate “chatted” him up. They got up to the old railway line just before the Abergeldie whilst I was still tailing them in stealth mode. Just before the guy tried to kiss my mate, I sprung out and decked the guy out cold, his house key fell out and we threw it into the bushes. I still to this day feel guilty about that and how prejudiced we were back in the day. Minds me on my mate back in the 80s. He was in a nightclub at the beach and fell out with his blond. Pissed off and drunk he left the club and went to the chipper. Walking along the prom he sees a couple snogging and as he got closer, much to his shock he saw it was two blokes. Steak pie supper whacked oer their heeds Think he would regret that now but he's nae the most PC so maybe not? Worst thing I have done and feel bad about, was shooting a Blackbird with my air rifle Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 17 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Minds me on my mate back in the 80s. He was in a nightclub at the beach and fell out with his blond. Pissed off and drunk he left the club and went to the chipper. Walking along the prom he sees a couple snogging and as he got closer, much to his shock he saw it was two blokes. Steak pie supper whacked oer their heeds Think he would regret that now but he's nae the most PC so maybe not? Worst thing I have done and feel bad about, was shooting a Blackbird with my air rifle That’s racist. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: What were you doing at 23 marydoll? Living in that multi they tore down? Some of us have led varied lives. Whoosh Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 8 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Went to a gay bar wearing a pink t-shirt, then knocked a guy out with a cheap shot for chatting him up. That's fucked up psycho shit. Agreed, which is why it is this thread. 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 hour ago, Reed or deed said: Prejudiced pink pringled person punches poof. Loved Blockbusters. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Sloshed sheep Shagger slaps schlong sucker Let’s not ruin another thread eh. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: You’d think Brian,even down on one knee, would have noticed that . Vision impaired by stink fumes 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Once pranked a senile old prick out o a bottle of gin. 2 Link to comment
don corleone Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 When I was about 4 or 5 my wee sister used to go to sleep with her bedroom door open and my parents would pull her door shut when they went to bed. One night I decided it would be fucking hilarious if I tied one end of my sister's skipping rope round her wrist and the other around the door handle, meaning that when my parents pulled her door shut, bump, out of bed she'd go. I still remember waiting up to hear them going to bed and stifling laughter as they climbed the stairs. It work perfectly. I laughed so much it hurt. I have absolutely zero regret and still laugh out loud whenever the memory pops into my head. 1 4 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 wis oan xhemster watchin an auld ron jeremy clip..e wis oan a porch spyin oan a bit fanny sunbathin..then e stertet sookin ez ain bunnet 😬 🍆 👽 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Used to prank phone call an old woman who got really scared and upset about it. It was one digit different from my pals so after the reaction I got the first time needless to say I ramped up the campaign for the next couple of months. Got bored eventually. She’s probably dead, and that’s something we’ve all got to look forward to so. 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 hour ago, don corleone said: When I was about 4 or 5 my wee sister used to go to sleep with her bedroom door open and my parents would pull her door shut when they went to bed. One night I decided it would be fucking hilarious if I tied one end of my sister's skipping rope round her wrist and the other around the door handle, meaning that when my parents pulled her door shut, bump, out of bed she'd go. I still remember waiting up to hear them going to bed and stifling laughter as they climbed the stairs. It work perfectly. I laughed so much it hurt. I have absolutely zero regret and still laugh out loud whenever the memory pops into my head. Hahaha. Cracker. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Got in to an argument with a pal after a full day drinking, ended up scrapping. Head butted him and took a tooth out, he had to sleep with a specialist gum shield for a few weeks until he got his teeth fixed. Nicest guy I know, violence was/is out of character for him, both just had too much to drink. Still see him regularly, just one of those events I look back on and regret/feel guilty about. Edit- my avatar probably isn’t too far from what happened. (He’s not Japanese though) Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 When I was a kid I found a crow that was unable to fly. Broken wing issue I believe. Dropped a fairly big stone on it. It emitted an interesting loud squawking noise. I dropped another stone on it to hear the noise again. Repeated this three or four times until it squawked no more. Guilty? Not really sure. Don't think so. It was only a bird. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 51 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: When I was a kid I found a crow that was unable to fly. Broken wing issue I believe. Dropped a fairly big stone on it. It emitted an interesting loud squawking noise. I dropped another stone on it to hear the noise again. Repeated this three or four times until it squawked no more. Guilty? Not really sure. Don't think so. It was only a bird. Serial killer shit. 2 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: Serial killer shit. Not if it’s just a crow or boring native species bird. They’re ten a penny. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: Serial attention seeker shit. FIFY 2 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: FIFY I can see you've become something of a stalker. Hope you're not going to go full Martha on me 🤣 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Posted on here for 13 years. Victimless. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 24 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Not if it’s just a crow or boring native species bird. They’re ten a penny. That's what I thought. A Swan would have been a whole different ball game. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said: That's what I thought. A Swan would have been a whole different ball game. Swan would have mangled you. You picked on a defenceless beast. Says a lot about your character imo. 1 2 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I think we've all done wrong and have regrets . That's life I suppose. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 29 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: I think we've all done wrong and have regrets . That's life I suppose. Own up Eddie. Put colours in with the whites when the wife wasn't looking. Chucked a messy peanut butter jar out rather than recycle. Abduct a child when holidaying in Portugal. 6 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 30 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: I think we've all done wrong and have regrets . That's life I suppose. Sorry, that’s a free pass, he killed a defenceless animal for his pleasure and learning, a truly psychopathic trait, do that to animals, can do that to children, proven fact, shows the character of a person, scum behaviour, even if the tale is true of course, smacks of look at me lads, look what I did?, either way, he hasn’t painted himself in good light has he?. if he did he’s a scumbag if he didn’t he’s a liar All in one cringe worthy post, well done. 1 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 minute ago, Dons79 said: Sorry, that’s a free pass, he killed a defenceless animal for his pleasure and learning, a truly psychopathic trait, do that to animals, can do that to children, proven fact, shows the character of a person, scum behaviour, even if the tale is true of course, smacks of look at me lads, look what I did?, either way, he hasn’t painted himself in good light has he?. if he did he’s a scumbag if he didn’t he’s a liar All in one cringe worthy post, well done. Did you hear about him bailing on his pals and leaving them to foot his bill? A wrong un. 1 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Did you hear about him bailing on his pals and leaving them to foot his bill? A wrong un. None of this happened,.cunts like a modern day Hans Christian Anderson 1 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Surely all us kids of the 80s have killed a few animals? Was the adventurer spirit, the double dare you era. We'd put bread out for little birds and a pellet in their skull for their impudence, it was cruel and I do regret it but we'd then pitch them to each other and sizzle a home run with a baseball bat. One little Chaffinches head came clean off. I grew up to be an animal lover. A light phase if anything. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 The bigger birds took the pellet straight into the breast, gave you a fuck you look then fly off unharmed.....well maybe died in agony with infection a week later but again..... regret etc etc, not proud. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Just now, cheesepipes said: The bigger birds took the pellet straight into the breast, gave you a fuck you look then fly off unharmed.....well maybe died in agony with infection a week later but again..... regret etc etc, not proud. I could transfer this to my early riding career aswell reading back. Link to comment
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