Edwin Starr Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Dons79 said: Sorry, that’s a free pass, he killed a defenceless animal for his pleasure and learning, a truly psychopathic trait, do that to animals, can do that to children, proven fact, shows the character of a person, scum behaviour, even if the tale is true of course, smacks of look at me lads, look what I did?, either way, he hasn’t painted himself in good light has he?. if he did he’s a scumbag if he didn’t he’s a liar All in one cringe worthy post, well done. Was speaking about myself Dons79. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Own up Eddie. Put colours in with the whites when the wife wasn't looking. Chucked a messy peanut butter jar out rather than recycle. Abduct a child when holidaying in Portugal. 1) no. 2) always recycle. 3) I wasn't there cheesepipes. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Dons79 said: None of this happened,.cunts like a modern day Hans Christian Anderson Sooper-Hans Christian Anderson Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 15 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: 1) no. 2) always recycle. 3) I wasn't there cheesepipes. What's you method for peanut butter Ed? Kitchen roll it out first? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Just now, Dad said: What's you method for peanut butter Ed? Kitchen roll it out first? I've done a few hot water flushes that helps slightly but then I see huge tyre fires in Africa billowing out black smoke and go, fuck it. Peanut butter jar in the bin. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 3 minutes ago, Dad said: Sooper-Hans Christian Anderson That was my silent reference yes. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 38 minutes ago, Dons79 said: That was my silent reference yes. No more Mowy Wowy for Dad Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 43 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I've done a few hot water flushes that helps slightly but then I see huge tyre fires in Africa billowing out black smoke and go, fuck it. Peanut butter jar in the bin. I just gave up peanut butter - even the clean up is bad for the environment, all the equipment you have to fucking use On a slightly camper note; moisturiser containers are a fucking shambles as well - top irremovable, so a shit ton o' moisturiser lost owing to Nivea beings fuckwits (no the only ones - L'Oréal: eyeballing yous 👀). Aye sure Dad could hack the cunt open with a blade, but then you're having to put it in a wee baggy, risk injury... Fuck that. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 43 minutes ago, Dad said: I just gave up peanut butter - even the clean up is bad for the environment, all the equipment you have to fucking use Try some Mani-life peanut butter and you will rethink that idea. Shit is addictive. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 17 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Try some Mani-life peanut butter and you will rethink that idea. Shit is addictive. I will do son 👍 Terrific Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Dad said: What's you method for peanut butter Ed? Kitchen roll it out first? Full tilt hot tap gets most of it out. Fill up jar with hot soapy water, lid on, shake like fuck. Leave for 10min. Immaculate. The Greta Sleeps Tonight. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Full tilt hot tap gets most of it out. Fill up jar with hot soapy water, lid on, shake like fuck. Leave for 10min. Immaculate. The Greta Sleeps Tonight. This is madness. Just fuckin throw it in general waste. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Full tilt hot tap gets most of it out. Fill up jar with hot soapy water, lid on, shake like fuck. Leave for 10min. Immaculate. The Greta Sleeps Tonight. The pieces of shit should at least make the jar even sided akin to our hombres at Nutella. But aye - that's what Dad does ^ 👍 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 13 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Full tilt hot tap gets most of it out. Fill up jar with hot soapy water, lid on, shake like fuck. Leave for 10min. Immaculate. The Greta Sleeps Tonight. Your boiler will need to burn more energy because of the amount of hot water you used. And you will need to purchase washing up liquid more regularly. Both increasing your carbon footprint. Both negating any benefit from recycling the cunt. You should be ashamed of yourself. 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I think the cruelest thing I ever did was tip less than 30% one time because our waitress actually clocked out before her relief arrived, and we waited about 30 minutes for the bill. True story. Who the fuck does that? I think I left 25%, which is a pretty strong statement. Felt bad later... she probably had like 15 kids to juggle, and an abusive alcoholic husband waiting for his tea, and it was either ditch on her tables or lose track of some of her kids and get a battering from her hubby. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Ach it takes 1 minute. Keeps the wife happy and im sure the lads at the recycling plant appreciate it. I remember telling the wife years ago no fucking way am i washing out fucking yoghurt pots. And here I am😞 I do sometimes just fuck stuff straight in the bucket tho. Im still pretty hard at times. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I once nailed a bird with no rubber jonathan even though I knew I had chlamydia. Might have ended up rendering her infertile. No regrets whatsoever at the time. I'm a changed man now. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I once nailed a bird with no rubber jonathan even though I knew I had chlamydia. Might have ended up rendering her infertile. No regrets whatsoever at the time. I'm a changed man now. You don't have chlamydia or you'd warn her you do have chlamydia ahead of time? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Dad said: What's you method for peanut butter Ed? Kitchen roll it out first? Give the jar or tub as good a wash as I can mate. What about you? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I once nailed a bird with no rubber jonathan even though I knew I had chlamydia. Might have ended up rendering her infertile. No regrets whatsoever at the time. I'm a changed man now. Did she/the clinic get in touch after to say she’d been infected? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 23 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Ach it takes 1 minute. Keeps the wife happy and im sure the lads at the recycling plant appreciate it. 😞 Enough about your wifes sex life. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 13 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Give the jar or tub as good a wash as I can mate. What about you? Aye the fucking hot water plus a squirt o'Fairy then shake like fuck method S'great 👍 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Aldis take your light plastics these days btw ✌️ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 22 minutes ago, Ke1t said: You don't have chlamydia or you'd warn her you do have chlamydia ahead of time? I'm clean as a whistle now min. Still wouldn't tell her if I did have it. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 15 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Did she/the clinic get in touch after to say she’d been infected? No idea if they tried. She got a fake number. 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: No idea if they tried. She got a fake number. Routinely gave my co-worker's name and business card (back when business cards were a thing) to young ladies of a Saturday night. Keeping up the ruse as you got progressively more pished could be something of a challenge. 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 32 minutes ago, Dad said: Aye the fucking hot water plus a squirt o'Fairy then shake like fuck method S'great 👍 You make me laugh 😂 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: I once nailed a bird with no rubber jonathan even though I knew I had chlamydia. Might have ended up rendering her infertile. No regrets whatsoever at the time. I'm a changed man now. what was his name? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 37 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm clean as a whistle now min. Still wouldn't tell her if I did have it. That's good to hear. I didn't realise you were a survivor. One of the unsung heroes who battles through without complaint. I salute your bravery, sir. Link to comment
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