TV license snoopers

[DeltaRay1903]

Got an email informing me despite me having told them I don't require a TV license they know I've been watching shite on BBC iPlayer so I need to buy a license. Some idiot in the house has obviously been logging on using my proper details. 

Still won't get a penny out of me. I'd rather die. 

 

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Got an email informing me despite me having told them I don't require a TV license they know I've been watching shite on BBC iPlayer so I need to buy a license. Some idiot in the house has obviously been logging on using my proper details. 

Still won't get a penny out of me. I'd rather die. 

 

I've never paid the tv licence in my life. Nothing happens, you're a mug if you pay it.

[DeltaRay1903]

Absolutely. 

[Tommy]

42 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

 

Still won't get a penny out of me. I'd rather die. 

 

Do Not Pay. Do Not Pay. Do Not Pay.  😉

[RedArmyFakshun]

The capita goons on commission might turn up on your doorstep with their pseudo-serious black kevlar duty vests

Their natural prey being single mothers on benefits

Brief your household to not answer questions, politely state "no contract" and just close the door.  They'd never get a warrant issued

[DeltaRay1903]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Your threads are terrible

Up your  game 

It's a cautionary tale. I'm not a court jester put on this earth to entertain you. If you want entertainment hire an escort. 

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

It's a cautionary tale. I'm not a court jester put on this earth to entertain you. If you want entertainment hire an escort. 

Come away Hanz

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

It's a cautionary tale. I'm not a court jester put on this earth to entertain you. If you want entertainment hire an escort. 

😂you clearly don’t know Mobby 

[DeltaRay1903]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

😂you clearly don’t know Mobby 

You get male escorts too if that's what your hinting at. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

You get male escorts too if that's what your hinting at. 

Eh will take your word for it 

[DeltaRay1903]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh will take your word for it 

You've obviously never been to the Bridge Street Travelodge. It's an education. An eye opener. A game changer. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

You've obviously never been to the Bridge Street Travelodge. It's an education. An eye opener. A game changer. 

Cheesepipes goes there with the boys for his “parties”. For some reason it’s males-only

[DeltaRay1903]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

Cheesepipes goes there with the boys for his “parties”

Never heard of him.

[maryhilldon]

26 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

Never heard of him.

^ Fraud

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

 I'm not a court jester put on this earth to entertain you. 

Clearly.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Down with the BBC!

[dave_min]

29 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Down with the BBC!

Racist

[DeltaRay1903]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

^ Fraud

Sigmund or Clement?

[manboobs109]

10 hours ago, Poodler said:

Come away Hanz

Please god say this isn't Hanz

[KenDodd'sDad]

How could they possibly know you've been using iPlayer?

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

How could they possibly know you've been using iPlayer?

A combo of espionage, sniffers, hackers, and a TV detector van min.

 

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

How could they possibly know you've been using iPlayer?

Triangulation. Satellites innit bruv. Mossad.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

.....Russian fighter jets flying over the Moray Firth.🤔

[sigh]

41 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Triangulation. Satellites innit bruv. Mossad.

The mossad lassie from NCIS, now there was a cute erse

[manboobs109]

I actually don't mind paying for the BBC. You shouldn't be made to though.

[Dad]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I actually don't mind paying for the BBC. You shouldn't be made to though.

So make it a choice you mean? Pay if you want type pish?

 

 

[manboobs109]

Just now, Dad said:

So make it a choice you mean? Pay if you want type pish?

 

 

Aye, like Netflix. I use the radio app loads. I'd be happy to pay a tenner a month or whatever.

[Dad]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye, like Netflix. I use the radio app loads. I'd be happy to pay a tenner a month or whatever.

Ah right - so if you dinnae pay you dinnae see

 

I thought you meant a 'name your price ' type arrangement ✌️

[Arabian Knight]

jist did an ip chek oan deltaray..its hanz

ez coopd up in anniesland

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

jist did an ip chek oan deltaray..its hanz

ez coopd up in anniesland

Eny meyr excloosivs on aul grey min?