JumboJET Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Hi all and a happy Dons-free Saturday to you. Hypothetical situation: Your government has just dictated that all citizens HAVE to wear jeans 👖 whilst out in public, but they have restricted the choice to being either skin tight spray-on skinnies, or huge billowing bootcuts. What jeans would you choose to wear in public? And why? I would choose the skinny jeans, as they look cool and match my matchstick legs. Jumby Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 I'm in my 60s so I'd rather go out in my Long John's than wear skinny jeans. Bootcut fit all the way. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Think I'd just stay in if those are the only options. Link to comment
milne_afc Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 12 minutes ago, JumboJET said: Hi all and a happy Dons-free Saturday to you. Hypothetical situation: Your government has just dictated that all citizens HAVE to wear jeans 👖 whilst out in public, but they have restricted the choice to being either skin tight spray-on skinnies, or huge billowing bootcuts. What jeans would you choose to wear in public? And why? I would choose the skinny jeans, as they look cool and match my matchstick legs. Jumby The cost of custom made skinnies to fit my enormous muscly legs would dictate that I opt for the billowy booties. I’d wear them with shame because I don’t shit in a bucket. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 I’d have a skinny left leg and bootcut right leg. Society would be so fucked with this Jean scenario that anything goes.  Jean skinny on left as that’s how I dress and it would have a fantastic bulge that side. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 6 hours ago, The Boofon said: I’d have a skinny left leg and bootcut right leg. Society would be so fucked with this Jean scenario that anything goes.  Jean skinny on left as that’s how I dress and it would have a fantastic bulge that side. Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Surely certain exemptions could apply here? I have a noticeably withered left leg. Sciatica and a snapped Achilles mean I can't build muscle at all. But my right leg is very bulky by comparison. This policy visibly excludes people like me Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 17 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said: Surely certain exemptions could apply here? I have a noticeably withered left leg. Sciatica and a snapped Achilles mean I can't build muscle at all. But my right leg is very bulky by comparison. This policy visibly excludes people like me Good Link to comment
milne_afc Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 56 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Good Which bit? 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 14 hours ago, milne_afc said: The cost of custom made skinnies to fit my enormous muscly legs would dictate that I opt for the billowy booties. I’d wear them with shame because I don’t shit in a bucket. I feel your pain brother Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Ledge alert. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 9 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Ledge alert. Great at holding up picture frames Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, dave_min said: I feel your pain brother Don’t you just wear Lycra everyday? Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 52 minutes ago, Poodler said: Don’t you just wear Lycra everyday? Only when the clocks change Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 I like skinny jeans with my bucklers boots. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 The fucks a bucklers boot Findo? @Red Clive 1995 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 26 minutes ago, Simply Red said: The fucks a bucklers boot Findo? @Red Clive 1995 https://workweargurus.com/products/buckler-b1300-non-safety-dealer-boots-buckbootz?ref=1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 minute ago, Red Clive 1995 said: https://workweargurus.com/products/buckler-b1300-non-safety-dealer-boots-buckbootz?ref=1 Fermers favourite. Wear them on the farm, barn dance, night clubs, mart, weddings. Ultimate utility gear. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: Fermers favourite. Wear them on the farm, barn dance, night clubs, mart, weddings. Ultimate utility gear. Just exactly. I’ve twa pairs, one for the graft, other for socials. Power hosed my work ones yesterday when I slipped into local for a few pints on way home from work. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 5 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said: Just exactly. I’ve twa pairs, one for the graft, other for socials. Power hosed my work ones yesterday when I slipped into local for a few pints on way home from work. Still drink driving Findo  Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 2 hours ago, Red Clive 1995 said: https://workweargurus.com/products/buckler-b1300-non-safety-dealer-boots-buckbootz?ref=1 Pair of bootcuts would sit nicely over those. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 7 minutes ago, Zeus said: Pair of bootcuts would sit nicely over those. Tracky B’s, shorts, dungarees, kilt, bootcuts, flares, skin tights, boilersuit. Ultimate utility footwear for the Shire gent who kens. 3 1 Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 22 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Still drink driving Findo  Backroads only Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 The correct answer is don't wear denim unless you're a lezza or a truck driver. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Anyone pulling off the double denim look these days? Davey D man is the king of it in Aberdeen  the old Springsteen look Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Anyone pulling off the double denim look these days? Davey D man is the king of it in Aberdeen  the old Springsteen look A few on here will remember denim Bob from Glenrothes. Went to all the Aberdeen games. Rain or sunshine - he rocked the double denim. Link to comment
sigh Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 5 hours ago, RAZOR said: A few on here will remember denim Bob from Glenrothes. Went to all the Aberdeen games. Rain or sunshine - he rocked the double denim. Yup, a leg end If the choice was to be made then boot cut but cut them off at the knees for shorts and rock those about town Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 The quine that used to come up to Pittodrie on matchdays whilst working for Setanta had a cracking pair of tight jeans to compliment her lovely body. Used to get a right good view of her and her jeans when I was a season ticket holder, 3 rows up fae the bottom of the RDS. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: The quine that used to come up to Pittodrie on matchdays whilst working for Setanta had a cracking pair of tight jeans to compliment her lovely body. Used to get a right good view of her and her jeans when I was a season ticket holder, 3 rows up fae the bottom of the RDS. Up until the polis escorted you out? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 5 hours ago, RAZOR said: A few on here will remember denim Bob from Glenrothes. Went to all the Aberdeen games. Rain or sunshine - he rocked the double denim. Canna mind on him min but fairly remember tracksuit DG, the security guard. 😄 A truly fine loon. Link to comment
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