In the trenches

[Turra red]

Discussion in the work bothy today about the 5 folk each of us would pick to go into the trenches with if the need should arise....

So despite being a newbie poster I have been a long time lurker i thought it would be interesting to see which 3 posters on here we would pick along with 2 dons players to make up the numbers.

My first pick would be

1) minijc as his itk knowledge could be vital for survival! 

2) zeus for morale boosting ability... who wouldn't feel the real deal being told they are world class going into battle.

3)having read the stories daytripping seems like a decent pick and might relish a scrap!

4) shinnie captain and despite the legs going would be a hard working loon 

5) Ruby as he would be a nutcase!

What's everyone's picks I might have missed some crackers.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

“In the trenches” … fucking British white patriot chat that.

 

Fuck off.

[Red Clive 1995]

1 hour ago, Turra red said:

Discussion in the work bothy today about the 5 folk each of us would pick to go into the trenches with if the need should arise....

So despite being a newbie poster I have been a long time lurker i thought it would be interesting to see which 3 posters on here we would pick along with 2 dons players to make up the numbers.

My first pick would be

1) minijc as his itk knowledge could be vital for survival! 

2) zeus for morale boosting ability... who wouldn't feel the real deal being told they are world class going into battle.

3)having read the stories daytripping seems like a decent pick and might relish a scrap!

4) shinnie captain and despite the legs going would be a hard working loon 

5) Ruby as he would be a nutcase!

What's everyone's picks I might have missed some crackers.

Should of put this in teuchtar corner.

[Poodler]

Id certainly like to see OJJ go over the trench into the barrage of machine fun fire. 
 

 

[Reed or deed]

1. John Rambo

2. Arnie

3. Steven Seagal

4. Jason Bourne

5. Iron man

beat that

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

1. John Rambo

2. Arnie

3. Steven Seagal

4. Jason Bourne

5. Iron man

beat that

wot a nerd 🤓

[Reed or deed]

3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

wot a nerd 🤓

You couldna fit in a trench. 
 

[The Cockney Don]

1. Carlin,

2. Bronson,

3-4. Ron & Reg,

5. Pickering, Ronnie Pickering. 👊

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

18 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Id certainly like to see OJJ go over the trench into the barrage of machine fun fire. 
 

 

getting to ye fella. 😎

[Simply Red]

9 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

1. John Rambo

2. Arnie

3. Steven Seagal

4. Jason Bourne

5. Iron man

beat that

Fred West

Peter Sutcliffe

Peter Tobin

Levi Bellfield

Josef Fritzl

[chief_wiggum]

Kelt …. Knows how to survive when it goes tits up. 
buc… he would be reliable.

Ohjimmyjimmy…. Speaks sense ( sometimes) So good for morale

Two players……

Willie Miller 

Lee Richardson 
 

[maryhilldon]

44 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

 

Ohjimmyjimmy…. Speaks sense ( sometimes) So good for moral

 

😄 He's worse than a woman. Total wimp.

[Poodler]

Misers - indestructible 

Pipes - heavy artillery 

Milne - a good brain for his age. Would be a good strategist 

daytripping - a steely eyed stare would probably end the war 

Boof - combat experienced

[BrianFaePerth]

20 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

Boof - combat experienced

Could you fit a cupboard in a trench?

[Arabian Knight]

ye stumbl aboot loiterin..evry wakin oor..wit a snoozfest..ye need sex..yer wifes seek o ye..n yer seek o munchin her regedy ass pussy.....nae much o a ride..auld guffs goat a fanny oan it like blutos ershole

[BrianFaePerth]

Yeah eh wish eh had a rewarding life like you AK. Single bed, wanking with a golf glove and a poke on my face, now that’s living 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yeah eh wish eh had a rewarding life like you AK. Single bed, wanking with a golf glove and a poke on my face, now that’s living 

You assumed he was talking about you?

[BrianFaePerth]

52 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You assumed he was talking about you?

He follows several posters, including me, around like a lost puppy that needs a boot in the face

[Poodler]

MHD would be fired up against the enemy…assuming they weren’t white

[NEM]

8 hours ago, Poodler said:

Id certainly like to see OJJ go over the trench into the barrage of machine fun fire. 
 

 

The fat cunt would struggle to climb out 

[YorkDon]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Single bed, wanking with a golf glove and a poke on my face, now that’s living 

Loved Joe Fagin.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

1. John Rambo

2. Arnie

3. Steven Seagal

4. Jason Bourne

5. Iron man

beat that

1. Dennis Nilsen, purely for the clever and tidy concealment, confinement and disposal of any dead bodies.

2. Dolph Lundgren. A truly hard bastard.

3. Kenneth Noye. A complete and utter loony who would battle until the bitter end.

4. Roy Shaw. A proper fighter.

5. My Grandfather as he survived two World Wars (fought in WWII).

[DeltaRay1903]

29 minutes ago, NEM said:

The fat cunt would struggle to climb out 

He's be of more use as a barrage balloon.

[Red Clive 1995]

1. Pat nevin 

2. Bobby Gould 

3. Dave cormack 

4. Brian clough 

5. Kevin keegan 

 

self explanatory really.

[DeltaRay1903]

4 minutes ago, Red Clive 1995 said:

1. Pat nevin 

2. Bobby Gould 

3. Dave cormack 

4. Brian clough 

5. Kevin keegan 

 

self explanatory really.

At least two of them are secretly whiters. 

[Tommy]

10 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

1. John Rambo

2. Arnie

3. Steven Seagal

4. Jason Bourne

5. Iron man

beat that

Chuck Norris 

[The Buzzard]

1 @Bad_Mobbyhe could throw some of those massive turds he produces as some heavy-duty ordnance to rain down on the opposition. I dare say the white flag (or is it merely big rolls of toilet paper to deal with the deluge?) would soon be waved by the enemy after dealing with those bad boys. 
 

2 @Poodler as best I know still the only person here active in the medical profession. We'll need somebody with hands on experience in the event of casualties. I fully expect also that he could summon an army of mental cats to join us and claw the fuck out of the opposition. 
 

3 @Ke1tthe Hat's very own BA Baracus it would seem. He'd fashion some contraption from things lying around that would then become some kind of killing machine. Maybe some kind of cannon for loading Mobby's shits into. 

4 and 5 - Nigel Pepper and John Burridge. Couple of guys that appeared to be bat shit crazy in their own ways. Point Pepper in the direction to run and he'd take out a fair few before eventually succumbing to Mobby's friendly fire. Budgie would be a safe pair of hands in our trench as he flung himself at, and on top off, anything incoming. The ultimate in taking one for the team. 

[Red Clive 1995]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

1 @Bad_Mobbyhe could throw some of those massive turds he produces as some heavy-duty ordnance to rain down on the opposition. I dare say the white flag (or is it merely big rolls of toilet paper to deal with the deluge?) would soon be waved by the enemy after dealing with those bad boys. 
 

2 @Poodler as best I know still the only person here active in the medical profession. We'll need somebody with hands on experience in the event of casualties. I fully expect also that he could summon an army of mental cats to join us and claw the fuck out of the opposition. 
 

3 @Ke1tthe Hat's very own BA Baracus it would seem. He'd fashion some contraption from things lying around that would then become some kind of killing machine. Maybe some kind of cannon for loading Mobby's shits into. 

4 and 5 - Nigel Pepper and John Burridge. Couple of guys that appeared to be bat shit crazy in their own ways. Point Pepper in the direction to run and he'd take out a fair few before eventually succumbing to Mobby's friendly fire. Budgie would be a safe pair of hands in our trench as he flung himself at, and on top off, anything incoming. The ultimate in taking one for the team. 

Big nige was close to my list, but my crew would just end up murdering him because he’s so fucking annoying.

[manboobs109]

5 Willie Miller's 

[1903Fitba]

MHD/Tup/Poodler. 
 

Army of dwarfs, enemy would think the trench was empty until they got close.