Self Service Check Out Scams

[RedArmyFakshun]

i like to get the weight right before the old switcheroo

trial and error, plausible deniability

in a large outlet, always pack up before leaving the store

they have RFID tags to auto-brake the shopping carts

[RedArmyFakshun]

a great technique is to create a hoo-ha tech situation 

bamboozle the attendant, lots of hand waving

sleight of hand in this situation can rack up the dividends 

 

[RedArmyFakshun]

for heavyweight switcheroo bizness

you want to create a relationship with the attendant in advance

the personal touch.  everyone's a winner

[manboobs109]

I've heard of people sticking other barcodes on top of things prior to going to the checkout. 

[Ando]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I've heard of people sticking other barcodes on top of things prior to going to the checkout. 

Cucumbers are now "high risk items" that need staff approval at my local supermarket, apparently people switch the barcode sticker from "standard" cucumbers on to "large" cucumbers to save 10p 

[dave_min]

27 minutes ago, Ando said:

Cucumbers are now "high risk items" that need staff approval at my local supermarket, apparently people switch the barcode sticker from "standard" cucumbers on to "large" cucumbers to save 10p 

Bring back the gallows to the castlegate.

[Ramandu]

3 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Bring back the gallows to the castlegate.

Were the gallows ever there? This old map has them out on "Gallow Hills", which look to be around where pittodrie is now.

https://maps.nls.uk/view/74400885

 

[dave_min]

7 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Were the gallows ever there? This old map has them out on "Gallow Hills", which look to be around where pittodrie is now.

https://maps.nls.uk/view/74400885

 

Pretty sure that the cobbled strip on Union Street just there marks where they were.

Could be shite though.

Either way, don’t steal cucumbers kids.

[The Boofon]

11 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

i like to get the weight right before the old switcheroo

trial and error, plausible deniability

in a large outlet, always pack up before leaving the store

they have RFID tags to auto-brake the shopping carts

I always peel my bananas before weighing them and throw the peels on the ground. Get so much more for your money that way and get good practice for Mario Kart at the same time.

[RedArmyFakshun]

most of the premium organic fruit and veg is prewrapped with barcode

just rip 'em out, bag 'em up, and get them weighed on the cheap on the self serve scale 

[DeltaRay1903]

I had turned my back on stealing by my mid forties. Just didn't seem to be the right thing to do anymore. Only thing I take without paying these days are the bags from supermarkets. That's a point of principle. 

[The Cockney Don]

8 hours ago, Ando said:

Cucumbers are now "high risk items" that need staff approval at my local supermarket, apparently people switch the barcode sticker from "standard" cucumbers on to "large" cucumbers to save 10p 

High demand for Cucumbers ?

Wonder why ?  🙀

(love Curtis Stigers)  

not really.

[Ando]

16 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

High demand for Cucumbers ?

Wonder why ?  🙀

(love Curtis Stigers)  

not really.

Haha. Curtis was just on the TOTP reruns on BBC4. No cucumbers though 

[Redforever86]

Buy two kilograms of pistachio nuts while they are attached to 5 helium balloons you are purchasing at the same time. 
 

Separate the items and return. Repeat. You shall be a millionaire.

[maryhilldon]

Invent an anti gravity machine, set it at 10% gravity just before you weigh your carrots. Bingo, 90% discount.

[Ke1t]

21 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

i like to get the weight right before the old switcheroo

trial and error, plausible deniability

in a large outlet, always pack up before leaving the store

they have RFID tags to auto-brake the shopping carts

Clearly self-service scams can fuck  off, fuck-off, fuck 0ff, and fuck right off. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

17 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Clearly self-service scams can fuck  off, fuck-off, fuck 0ff, and fuck right off. 

i feel your pain, man

you've got shares in walmart and the bros are robbing you blind

[Redforever86]

16 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

i feel your pain, man

you've got shares in walmart and the bros are robbing you blind

Mads got a job? 

[Poodler]

My mates dad kept a 0.05p M&S sticker on the back of his bus pass and would get lunch every day for that sum. Did it for years 

 

 

he’s dead now aswell so he has gotten away with it. 

[The Boofon]

10 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I had turned my back on stealing by my mid forties. Just didn't seem to be the right thing to do anymore. Only thing I take without paying these days are the bags from supermarkets. That's a point of principle. 

I steal a book a week.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh resent how some shops like K-Mart want to see your receipt after you’ve done their work for them. Trust me to do it or do it yourself ffs

 

It’s another of those situations where if you walk past with confidence and intent, they don’t challenge you.

[Millertime]

On 4/12/2024 at 10:32 PM, maryhilldon said:

Invent an anti gravity machine, set it at 10% gravity just before you weigh your carrots. Bingo, 90% discount.

Kind of the same as what redforever said, but its fine to join in

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Kind of the same as what redforever said, but its fine to join in

Thanks for your input.