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38 minutes ago, NEM said:

Madonna has morphed into a right hound, surprised she's nae single

Like a virgin, gorgeous, to now this, what a cum down. Seen her last week somewhere pic, orrible

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9 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Like a virgin, gorgeous, to now this, what a cum down. Seen her last week somewhere pic, orrible

I went to a Wendy James (Transvision Vamp) concert in 89 - wow

I went to a Wendy James concert in 2016 - oh dear, what a change, she hadn't aged well

Age, drugs and fags can do terrible things  

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3 hours ago, sigh said:

I went to a Wendy James (Transvision Vamp) concert in 89 - wow

I went to a Wendy James concert in 2016 - oh dear, what a change, she hadn't aged well

Age, drugs and fags can do terrible things  

Was that the gig at the Music Hall? The Born to be Sold tour?

Was at that gig, and came under actual physical attack from a lesbian.

Wendy had on the tour t-shirt and a gorgeous little pair of fucking underthings... and every time she stuck her foot up on the light shroud at the front of the stage you got a really, really good look at what she had going on. 

Lesbian beside us was screaming about Wendy objectifying herself, and how she wasn't a prostitute. 

I kinda took a contrary stance to the lesbian's, and shouted as much in her ear... at which point she decided immediate common assault was the best course of action in this debate, leaps on my back like a spidermonkey, and starts hauling on my hair like we're in a relationship. 

Much hilarity ensued as we explained to the laddie she was with, presumably a transgender in retrospect, that he was the one who was getting the battering if she did't stop her silly lesbian nonsense. To which he dragged her off either to the other side of the stage or out onto Union Street to give her a talking to, don't know which. 

They're a miserable bunch, your lesbians. 

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40 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Was that the gig at the Music Hall? The Born to be Sold tour?

Was at that gig, and came under actual physical attack from a lesbian.

Wendy had on the tour t-shirt and a gorgeous little pair of fucking underthings... and every time she stuck her foot up on the light shroud at the front of the stage you got a really, really good look at what she had going on. 

Lesbian beside us was screaming about Wendy objectifying herself, and how she wasn't a prostitute. 

I kinda took a contrary stance to the lesbian's, and shouted as much in her ear... at which point she decided immediate common assault was the best course of action in this debate, leaps on my back like a spidermonkey, and starts hauling on my hair like we're in a relationship. 

Much hilarity ensued as we explained to the laddie she was with, presumably a transgender in retrospect, that he was the one who was getting the battering if she did't stop her silly lesbian nonsense. To which he dragged her off either to the other side of the stage or out onto Union Street to give her a talking to, don't know which. 

They're a miserable bunch, your lesbians. 

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 I was at that gig too, dinna mind seeing a goth giving oot coaly bags though :laughing: Although I do remember her putting her foot up on the lights, giving everyone a look of her blurt. 

 

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Lived with a right nagging cow for 20 years, would never contemplate living with anyone else again, daughter aside, till she leaves then no returning. :) Separate places only.

Love my own space, doing what I like when I want to without listening to some bird tell me her work problems, I don't even care about my work let alone hers.

It's fucking brilliant, never been happier.

 

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Anyone still single, quite the topic header. Suggesting those single are on a struggle, oh, you STILL single, lol

What a load of bollocks, women are great but for me not full time, that's too much, took me a long time to realise. I like quiet.

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I'm generally quite healthy midweek but had a cheese and ham toastie tonight followed by beers and whatever I liked on tv, I only had me to think of. Was always the cook of the house, still am. I can do crazy stuff like toasties and beer without a raised eyebrow. Enjoy your cocoa edwin.

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1 hour ago, daytripping said:

Anyone still single, quite the topic header. Suggesting those single are on a struggle, oh, you STILL single, lol

What a load of bollocks, women are great but for me not full time, that's too much, took me a long time to realise. I like quiet.

Amen. Realised years ago life is just a lot easier living by yourself, doing whatever the fuck you like. Burds always find something to moan about, misery is just their natural state i think.

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7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Amen. Realised years ago life is just a lot easier living by yourself, doing whatever the fuck you like. Burds always find something to moan about, misery is just their natural state i think.

When you’re around aye. 

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