Thread O Elections

[milne_afc]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Never had a decent dance/electronic artist either.

 

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Bollocks.

Scooby Doo, as I have said before, is the pinnacle of English language literature.

 

The new scooby doo out soon is going to have a black shaggy, world is fucked.

[daytripping]

49 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Who was the maniac that managed to turn every topic in Trump? @Oregon Redpossibly. 

Americans and adopted Americans think the world begins and ends there.

who gives a monkey's toss who the president is? It's as relevant to me as who the president of Swaziland is.

Once went to America, was fucking shit. Fat cunts in mobilised scooters everywhere, rude taxi drivers, I said Times square, cunt wanted street numbers. Gaylords fucking everywhere. Too hot, too expensive, beer was shite.

Holiday would have been a wash out but found a right tip of a bar, made me feel right at home, no tourists, just local minks and drug dealers. Would go back just to booze there.

[RedArmyFakshun]

1 minute ago, daytripping said:

Holiday would have been a wash out but found a right tip of a bar, made me feel right at home, no tourists, just local minks and drug dealers. Would go back just to booze there.

that describes every country i've ever been to

[daytripping]

3 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

that describes every country i've ever been to

Worst thing about America was no fry up cafes, proper English stuff. Open one in New York you'd clean up.

[manboobs109]

48 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

 

I'm embarrassed to say I didn't know Joey Beltram was American.

[manboobs109]

53 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

they started the whole thing man, out of Detroit

Juan Atkins, Derrick May, Kevin Saunderson, Mike Banks

 

Aye I'm probably talking bollocks. As you were.

[RedArmyFakshun]

16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye I'm probably talking bollocks. As you were.

You're right in a way. 

Other than the Chicago footwork scene, its been all London and Berlin since.

and Bristol if you include the dusty.

[elephantstone78]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

If I had a vote, I'd probably vote for Trump over Biden at this point. And I fucking hate Trump. I think he's a horrible cunt, a massive liar, a misogynist and someone I disagree with on almost every issue.

However, I'd probably rather that than someone who's clearly mentally deteriorating pretty rapidly and may well be incapable of doing the job properly (even now, never mind in 4 years).

 

Possibly your worst ever take. Probably fishing. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

16 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

Possibly your worst ever take. Probably fishing. 

EVERY thought you take from a human source

Should be filtered through this lens:

Why am I being encouraged to think THIS ?

and then

Why am i being encouraged to think "this" NOW ?

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, daytripping said:

The new scooby doo out soon is going to have a black shaggy, world is fucked.

They turned Velma Indian and Shaggy black.

Fucking travesty.

 

 

[Oregon Red]

1 hour ago, daytripping said:

Worst thing about America was no fry up cafes, proper English stuff. Open one in New York you'd clean up.

Plenty of "fry up" sort of places. Maybe not in New York city though. 

[Ke1t]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Never had a decent dance/electronic artist either.

Mesu Kesumai.

Practically neighbours with the guy.

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Oregon Red said:

Plenty of "fry up" sort of places. Maybe not in New York city though. 

No proper cafes, English tea by the mug, real fry up. Not that shite you get over there. Black pudding, bacon, haggis.

Your fry ups are greasy chicken. You then wonder why the population are all fat cunts in scooters that die young.

Russia invade, you cunts are fucked.

 

 

[daytripping]

Kelt and oregan, don't have sleepless nights, much as you talk crap I'll be first in line to fly and defend you, don't worry.

[Misers Hill]

2 hours ago, Ke1t said:

They turned Velma Indian and Shaggy black.

Fucking travesty.

 

 

Scooby porn parodies are fucking A😎

[Misers Hill]

12 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Kelt and oregan, don't have sleepless nights, much as you talk crap I'll be first in line to fly and defend you, don't worry.

The Hun still ripping yer hole on ff 🇨🇳🤔

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, daytripping said:

Kelt and oregan, don't have sleepless nights, much as you talk crap I'll be first in line to fly and defend you, don't worry.

I appreciate that. 

Be like Red Dawn with a Doric accent.

I can lend you some semi automatics... AK or AR... and a flamethrower. Flamethrowers are categorised as gardening equipment over here, so all totally legal.

Once you've sorted the Putinistas you can come over for a BBQ... show you the real America, not the silly shite they show you on the telly.

 

 

[Ke1t]

3 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

EVERY thought you take from a human source

Should be filtered through this lens:

Why am I being encouraged to think THIS ?

and then

Why am i being encouraged to think "this" NOW ?

"Trust no cunt." - Plato

 

 

[Subterranean Homesick Roos]

5 hours ago, daytripping said:

The new scooby doo out soon is going to have a black shaggy, world is fucked.

laptop keyboard checker

[Oregon Red]

6 hours ago, daytripping said:

No proper cafes, English tea by the mug, real fry up. Not that shite you get over there. Black pudding, bacon, haggis.

Your fry ups are greasy chicken. You then wonder why the population are all fat cunts in scooters that die young.

Russia invade, you cunts are fucked.

 

 

Here in Salem, Oregon there is a few cafes that will do British tea, bacon, bangers, even black pudding..the best place is Santiam Brewing company owned by an old guy from Derbyshire..

[Oregon Red]

5 hours ago, Ke1t said:

I appreciate that. 

Be like Red Dawn with a Doric accent.

I can lend you some semi automatics... AK or AR... and a flamethrower. Flamethrowers are categorised as gardening equipment over here, so all totally legal.

Once you've sorted the Putinistas you can come over for a BBQ... show you the real America, not the silly shite they show you on the telly.

 

 

Aye here in Oregon we did a good job fucking up those Proud Boys. Had them running like scared rabbits. Russians should be no problem at all,

[Parklife]

9 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

Possibly your worst ever take. Probably fishing. 

Okay dokey. 

[The Boofon]

38 minutes ago, Oregon Red said:

Aye here in Oregon we did a good job fucking up those Proud Boys. Had them running like scared rabbits. Russians should be no problem at all,

Massive Dons fans those lads. Got the new Dons polo shirt as their identifying outfit.

[Oregon Red]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Massive Dons fans those lads. Got the new Dons polo shirt as their identifying outfit.

Nah  meth addicted country bumpkins and tatted up jail birds. Most of the nation the pigs will help them not here.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Oregon Red said:

Nah  meth addicted country bumpkins and tatted up jail birds. Most of the nation the pigs will help them not here.

As I said. Massive Dons fans.

 

@ericblack4boss

[JakieBastard]

8 hours ago, daytripping said:

No proper cafes, English tea by the mug, real fry up. Not that shite you get over there. Black pudding, bacon, haggis.

Your fry ups are greasy chicken. You then wonder why the population are all fat cunts in scooters that die young.

Russia invade, you cunts are fucked.

 

 

Do you work for the Benidorm tourist board?

[JumboJET]

14 hours ago, daytripping said:

No one gives a fuck about America if truth be told. Land of loud voices and fat waistbands. It would never be mentioned here if you didn't bring it up. 

I thank them for Green day, the rest is just waffle. Carried them to a war victory, thankful for the hand but wasn't needed. Gave us 911, great tv. No, can't think of anything else. In real terms they're as new as sevco.

Green Day are terrible.

Anyone over the age of 12 who listens to them needs to grow up.

[Dom Sullivan]

On 6/28/2024 at 11:59 PM, Ke1t said:

They turned Velma Indian and Shaggy black.

Fucking travesty.

 

 

Wait, what?

Seriously?
 

Does the Velma still wear the short skirt though?

[Redforever86]

On 6/29/2024 at 11:41 AM, JumboJET said:

Green Day are terrible.

Anyone over the age of 12 who listens to them needs to grow up.

Before American idiot good, after American idiot bad.