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Told my daughter to be nice to the dog (same age). "don't hit him or he'll bite you".

Seamlessly straight into my eyes "so hit mummy?".

I think it's genetic tbh.

Edit: so we're clear hardly burst anyone 100% more battered at home than some angry wank.

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1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

No you haven't,  you've just been pretending to for attention.

Tbf, as much as Parkie is a complete bell piece at times aren't we all?

Everyone posts to an extent for 'attention', otherwise why post at all? Would you just prefer posting and no one taking your posts on at all, would be more embarrassing that tbf.

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Some Halloween "jokes" for the bairns

 

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What's brown and sticky? A stick
Did ye hear about the guy that swallowed bricks? He a wa' noo
What's blue and smells like paint? Blue paint
What's red and smells like paint? Red paint
Where does a general keep his armies? Up his sleevies
Where do caravans go when they die? Haven
Why did the kettle fall down the stairs? Cause it was steaming
Why do monsters not eat ghosts? Cause they taste like sheet
What's a dentist's favourite time of day? 2.30
Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field
Did you hear about the magic car? Turned into a side st
What's green and smells o bacon? Kermit's fingers
What do Winnie the poo and Kermit the frog have in common? Both have the same middle name
What did the bus driver say to the guy WI nae legs? How ye getting on?
What dae ye call a guy WI nae legs laying at the front door? Matt
Met a guy at the cashline standing on one leg... Turns out he was checking his balance
Knock knock... Who's there... A wee guy... A wee guy who... A wee guy who cannae reach the doorbell
How did the Farmer find a girlfriend? He tractor down
Why were the bakers hands brown?
He kneaded a poo

 

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On 8/31/2024 at 3:04 PM, Roberto said:

Tbf, as much as Parkie is a complete bell piece at times aren't we all?

Everyone posts to an extent for 'attention', otherwise why post at all? Would you just prefer posting and no one taking your posts on at all, would be more embarrassing that tbf.

Well, I don't. 

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