Topi Kat Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 I'm all for commercial sales and bringing home the bacon, but are these 'official partner' announcements not getting a bit, well, abject now? Britvic now announced as our official soft drinks partner. We've had an official funeral director partner, to give your loving one that special Dandy farewell. We've an official taxi partner, to get you hame after a night on the lash and after staggering out of the titty bar (actually, do we have an official partner in that regard?). An official financial advisor partner for all you guys earning $1500 a day. Trying to think what I've missed. So in true Off the Ball fashion, tell us your best 'official partner' for some of our players, past or present, management, coaches, opponents etc. Cussons, our official soap partner for when the huns are in town etc etc. 1 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Special Brew -Ebbe Skovdahl. Ronseal- the OAF 1 Link to comment
wicker83 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Pampers Adult Nappies for the pant-pishers in our support. 1 Link to comment
Footballs coming Rome Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 JET - Aberdeens official weed dealer. 5 1 Link to comment
Russell Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Just now, Russell said: Doglost.co.uk - Hayden Coulson Harsh Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Are you berating yourself there Russell? Link to comment
Topi Kat Posted October 1 Author Share Posted October 1 Cotton Wool Buds - the offical ear cleaning partner of AFC Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Turkish Face Lifts previous partner of Connor Barron, the droopy faced fuck.... Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 15 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Turkish Face Lifts previous partner of Connor Barron, the droopy faced fuck.... Turkish teeth is data Dave’s official partner Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Niall McGinn loved McDonald’s so much he styles his hairline in the famous ‘M’ Link to comment
Topi Kat Posted October 1 Author Share Posted October 1 Tesco - the official player's washbag partner to AFC. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Duk holidays- bringing you the best beach resorts for 3 month relaxation packages Link to comment
Dons79 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 The next WWF wrestler that calls himself The Granite, the rock was an obvious sponsor that we let go Link to comment
Iraq_Red Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Boot Buddy boot liners - for Steve Patterson Benson & Hedges for Illian Kiriakov 1 Link to comment
Topi Kat Posted October 1 Author Share Posted October 1 Specsavers - official eye and ear care partner of SPFL referees. Hud on...... Link to comment
RabidGiraffe Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Jack MacKenzie - The Happy Egg Co Link to comment
Proud Dandy Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Gary McDonald and Duk - Missing persons Link to comment
Topi Kat Posted October 1 Author Share Posted October 1 Byron Bakery and Herds the Butcher - the offical Rowie and bacon supplier to Dave Cormack. Link to comment
Topi Kat Posted October 1 Author Share Posted October 1 Skyscanner - proud sponsor of Steven Gunn 1 Link to comment
things Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 4 hours ago, Dandyesque said: Pedigree Chum - Lars Skovdahl Sssshhhhh Link to comment
Dons79 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Outside bench heating and padding supplies- Peter Ambrose. Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Tampax - Scott Booth. He was always in one week, then out for three. 2 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 4 hours ago, Dandyesque said: Pedigree Chum - Lars Skovdahl Or Connor Barron 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Johnsons Cotton buds - Robson Link to comment
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