JumboJET Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 Hi all. Posho and renowned weirdo William Hanson has released this 16-point list, each being a sign that you are "common". What do you make of it? 1 - Tie clips 2 - Liquid soap 3 - Eating on the street 4 - Holding a knife like a pen 5 - Mounted televsions 6 - Applying make-up in public 7 - Gin and tonic 8 - Prosecco in lieu of champagne 9 - Eating on the Tube 10 - Personalised number plates 11 - Zoopla and Rightmove 12 - Hot tubs 13 - The Great British Bake Off 14 - Trainers, particularly Adidas 15 - Buying portraits 16 - Salted caramel Based on this list, how common are you? And what do you think William has missed? Commoners always have writing on their walls. "Live, Laugh, Love"... that type of thing. Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 ‘Driving an Audi’ needs to be added Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 As does starting pointless threads 3 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 We've acquainted thru an online AFC chatroom. I don't think we need a 16 point list to tell us we'd be eating chicken pakoras off the pavement if we dropped them blootered. 3 Link to comment
Popular Post JumboJET Posted October 17 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 17 4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: As does starting pointless threads You have zero personality and are considered to be a joke figure on this football forum. 2 13 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted October 17 Author Share Posted October 17 Another love of commoners - crushed velvet. Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 UGG and Timberland boots Link to comment
Subterranean Homesick Roos Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 Getting yourself into debt (to keep up with the Joneses) 2 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 5 minutes ago, Subterranean Homesick Roos said: Getting yourself into debt (to keep up with the Joneses) Should be a bolt on to the Audi point. My daughter's pal has an S3 and works in Asda. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 As I've outlined on here before, number 5 is a big sign of being a chav. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 2 for me, numbers 13 & 14 (7 pairs). Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Should be a bolt on to the Audi point. My daughter's pal has an S3 and works in Asda. Your daughter's pal tidy? 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 55 minutes ago, JumboJET said: Hi all. Posho and renowned weirdo William Hanson has released this 16-point list, each being a sign that you are "common". What do you make of it? 1 - Tie clips ..YES 2 - Liquid soap .YES 3 - Eating on the street.. YES. 4 - Holding a knife like a pen. NO 5 - Mounted televsions...YES 6 - Applying make-up in public...NO 7 - Gin and tonic..NO 8 - Prosecco in lieu of champagne.. NO 9 - Eating on the Tube..YES 10 - Personalised number plates.. YES 11 - Zoopla and Rightmove..YES. 12 - Hot tubs..YES. 13 - The Great British Bake Off...NOOOOO 14 - Trainers, particularly Adidas..YES. 15 - Buying portraits..NO. 16 - Salted caramel best on of all YEEEEES. Based on this list, how common are you? And what do you think William has missed? Commoners always have writing on their walls. "Live, Laugh, Love"... that type of thing. That's a good list. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 15 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: That's a good list. What's your number plate Eddie? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 I saw a Grey Dacia picking up a Transvestite prostitute last week with that numberplate. 1 2 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 Just now, cheesepipes said: I saw a Grey Dacia picking up a Transvestite prostitute last week with that numberplate. Were you upset they got to them first? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 1 hour ago, JumboJET said: Hi all. Posho and renowned weirdo William Hanson has released this 16-point list, each being a sign that you are "common". What do you make of it? 1 - Tie clips 2 - Liquid soap 3 - Eating on the street 4 - Holding a knife like a pen 5 - Mounted televsions 6 - Applying make-up in public 7 - Gin and tonic 8 - Prosecco in lieu of champagne 9 - Eating on the Tube 10 - Personalised number plates 11 - Zoopla and Rightmove 12 - Hot tubs 13 - The Great British Bake Off 14 - Trainers, particularly Adidas 15 - Buying portraits 16 - Salted caramel Based on this list, how common are you? And what do you think William has missed? Commoners always have writing on their walls. "Live, Laugh, Love"... that type of thing. Never heard of William Hanson, but it sounds like he might be moderately retarded. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 2 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Were you upset they got to them first? Not really, there was a darker one round the corner. 1 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted October 17 Author Share Posted October 17 5 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Never heard of William Hanson, but it sounds like he might be moderately retarded. He looks like a full-blown retard, P.R. Keltoid. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 14 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: 2023 Grey Dacia Eddie? Aye. How do you know that? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 12 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I saw a Grey Dacia picking up a Transvestite prostitute last week with that numberplate. No chance. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted October 17 Author Share Posted October 17 Just now, Edwin Starr said: Aye. How do you know that? C'mon min... Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said: Aye. How do you know that? He's vice squad. 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 10 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Aye. How do you know that? C'mon Eddie 🤣 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: X18BUC. @Bebo can you do the needful please? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 7 minutes ago, JumboJET said: He looks like a full-blown retard, P.R. Keltoid. He looks like someone drew a kid's face on a yellow balloon. File under 'Laddie needs a kicking'. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 18 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Aye. How do you know that? https://vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/ConfirmVehicle?locale=en Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted October 17 Admin Share Posted October 17 37 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: C'mon Eddie 🤣 @Bebo can you do the needful please? I'm no longer removing posts where Edwin discloses his personal or identifying information unless he requests it. You can lead a horse to water etc etc 10 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17 Share Posted October 17 52 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Aye. How do you know that? Could get £12.8k for it Eduardo min. Think how many plus size prostitutes you could get for that. 2 Link to comment
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