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neil lennon = overated sack of sh*t

come on that's terrible...........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

............................he's a lot f*cking worse than that :crossfingers:

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His agent was in the paper the other day saying that he had an offer from a top premiership club, can only assume it was as a pie tester!

 

I'd be surprised if Aston Villa were not sniffing around.

 

These are stolen from elsewhere:

 

Now he's left the celtic,where next could he play?

Ac, Barca, Inter? they'd have him anyday

To easy thought the ginger thug,i really need a test

I'll head down to the premiership,and join amongst the best

 

His agent called to tell him, "we have a little trouble"

Lennon winced and took the news, that burst his little bubble

Man u,spurs and chelsea, "I'm sorry neil i've tried"

"even villa laughed at me", lennon sat and cried

 

"The coca-cola league it is", said lennon in the huff

"Sorry neil",the agent said, "they also think you're duff"

"But i need to play to get the burds, cause i'm so highly sexed"

"If not i'll have to stay at home, and threaten them by text"

 

" A guy from nottingham has called, he wants you at his club"

" He says his team is sh*te, he needs a little thug"

No drogbas or shevchenkos', no phil or gary neville

Stuck away in nottingham, he's finally found his level

 

And this one written by a Forest fan:

 

Roy Keane played at the City Ground

Cloughie was his boss

They won some cups and played with style

When Chelsea were quite dross

 

But that was 20 years ago

And times certainly change

Another Irishman's come here

And signed, but it's quite strange

 

Why has he come to the City Ground?

Where the away fans sing with glee

"You're Not Famous Anymore!"

Will he think, "Do they mean me?"

 

It must be for the famous nightlife

He likes the chase we know

They say it's four to one with birds

But for a ginger, maybe no!

 

So now the whingeing text pest's here

His legs they may have gone

Yet I fear his brain has failed him first

Does he know they're in League One.....?!

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Guest ultrarobin
I'd be surprised if Aston Villa were not sniffing around.

 

These are stolen from elsewhere:

 

Now he's left the celtic,where next could he play?

Ac, Barca, Inter? they'd have him anyday

To easy thought the ginger thug,i really need a test

I'll head down to the premiership,and join amongst the best

 

His agent called to tell him, "we have a little trouble"

Lennon winced and took the news, that burst his little bubble

Man u,spurs and chelsea, "I'm sorry neil i've tried"

"even villa laughed at me", lennon sat and cried

 

"The coca-cola league it is", said lennon in the huff

"Sorry neil",the agent said, "they also think you're duff"

"But i need to play to get the burds, cause i'm so highly sexed"

"If not i'll have to stay at home, and threaten them by text"

 

" A guy from nottingham has called, he wants you at his club"

" He says his team is sh*te, he needs a little thug"

No drogbas or shevchenkos', no phil or gary neville

Stuck away in nottingham, he's finally found his level

 

And this one written by a Forest fan:

 

Roy Keane played at the City Ground

Cloughie was his boss

They won some cups and played with style

When Chelsea were quite dross

 

But that was 20 years ago

And times certainly change

Another Irishman's come here

And signed, but it's quite strange

 

Why has he come to the City Ground?

Where the away fans sing with glee

"You're Not Famous Anymore!"

Will he think, "Do they mean me?"

 

It must be for the famous nightlife

He likes the chase we know

They say it's four to one with birds

But for a ginger, maybe no!

 

So now the whingeing text pest's here

His legs they may have gone

Yet I fear his brain has failed him first

Does he know they're in League One.....?!

 

Brilliant!

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Neil f*ckin Lennon was on my flight to Portugal last Saturday. I stemmed the urge to set fire to his luggage at Faro airport the wee pwick.

 

Given the fact that I shared a flight with Fernando Ricksen to Amsterdam just over a year ago, I'm starting to feel a little jinxed about being forced to travel with well-known Old-Firm hate figures.

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