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[cruzcampo3]

This place has really gone mental in the last few weeks

Great Laugh though

[tup]

Lot of alcoholics on this board.

 

Whether you are rich or poor, alcoholism will take you.

[BWG]

Not gonna lie - this is the gayest thing I've ever not read.

[tup]

I don't think it's ever magic, drink being magic is just a strong delusion, brought on by drink.

 

Many on this board are under this delusion, and in denial about their alcoholism.

[BrianFaePerth]

^^ Typical reformed alkie, on his high (rocking) horse

[tup]

I've plenty mates min. They all drink like you lot. They love drink too. I ken many alkies.

[looksgoodinred]

I don't think it's ever magic, drink being magic is just a strong delusion, brought on by drink.

 

Many on this board are under this delusion, and in denial about their alcoholism.

 

probably like most things in life, moderation would be the key.

 

drinking can make some people more sociable. and more likeable. and funnier. and all those good things. in moderation.

 

to my mind though, there's nothing magical or sociable about having people puking on themselves or having to try to deal with a drunk.

[tup]

This is the time of year for identifying the alkies.

 

The ones who canna wait to kick off the 'festive celebrations' - alcoholic serpents.

 

They are only doing what they do every other day but it's the one time they can semi justify their all consuming love of drink.

[tup]

I am. I don't start drinking first thing so I'm fresh as a daisy at night time.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

haha and common denominator leading them to it is..?

 

A short-arsed man of violence

[The Boofon]

Im getting out of a dodge a touch early so Im currently getting mangled on Long Island Ice Teas since its Christmas.

Fucking sublime.

[zander]

haha and common denominator leading them to it is..?

Freemasons in particular the offshore group.

[The Boofon]

Freemasons in particular the offshore group.

Watch it.

[mcdougall(4)]

Just cos you've nae mates (because you made them all hate you because you're a shite drunk)

 

Ye unsociable plonker.

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[Bluto10]

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[tup]

Freemasons in particular the offshore group.

Aye, men broken in their 40s, unfit to do manual work and god only knows how they pass any medical.

[reekie_dock]

This is the time of year for identifying the alkies.

 

The ones who canna wait to kick off the 'festive celebrations' - alcoholic serpents.

 

They are only doing what they do every other day but it's the one time they can semi justify their all consuming love of drink.

Please refrain from using serpent in your vocabulary it's starting to loose its appeal for me.

[tup]

Just look in the mirror to reinvigorate its appeal.

[reekie_dock]

Just look in the mirror to reinvigorate its appeal.

How on earth is looking at my handsome coupon gan to reinvigorate my love of the word serpent.

 

Have you any family portraits gan about ?

[tup]

Your picture as a loon outside Ibrox should suffice.

[zander]

Aye, men broken in their 40s, unfit to do manual work and god only knows how they pass any medical.

The health profession is also riddled with them.

[tup]

Aye, a fat bitch nurse telling you how to live healthy

[dave_min]

Not gonna lie - this is the gayest thing I've ever not read.

The first few lines were anyway.

[RAZOR]

Aye, men broken in their 40s, unfit to do manual work and god only knows how they pass any medical.

I've got my medical today but as you know I'm fit as a butchers dog. I've washed my balls especially in anticipation of the cupping turn and cough routine.

[BrianFaePerth]

I've got my medical today but as you know I'm fit as a butchers dog. I've washed my balls especially in anticipation of the cupping turn and cough routine.

 

Did you knock one out beforehand so you won't get hard when he does it?

[RAZOR]

Did you knock one out beforehand so you won't get hard when he does it?

It's not until 1335 so plenty of time.

[reekie_dock]

Your picture as a loon outside Ibrox should suffice.

Even then with a braw heed oh hair I was better looking than you'll ever be.

 

You need to change yer WhatsApp picture likely to end up on the noncing register we that one

[RAZOR]

The nurse said if she didn't know any better she would think I was a man in my 20's

[tup]

Even then with a braw heed oh hair I was better looking than you'll ever be.

 

You need to change yer WhatsApp picture likely to end up on the noncing register we that one

You're not my pal on WhatsApp and you're never even going to get 2nd prize in a beauty contest.

[reekie_dock]

You're not my pal on WhatsApp and you're never even going to get 2nd prize in a beauty contest.

think back to when you had yer last meltdown ya roaster ?

 

Only way your winning a beauty contest if your playing monopoly you reptile