Sonic Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Jimmy admits 'illness' got the better of him. Jimmy Calderwood has admitted that he suffered from diarrhea during and after the Don's weekend defeat at Tannadice. He announced the illness during a press conference, after serious questions were raised about the state of his health. Calderwood, however, stated it was nothing to worry about. "I don't think it was that big a deal." The Aberdeen gaffer told the gathered press. "I was feeling a wee bit ill before the game, but decided it was best to go along anyway. "I missed the half time talk with the lads, but in football certain sacrifices have to be made. Calderwood also made it clear that the illness only took full effect during his post match interviews. "Yes, I was being interviewed on Sportsound when I accidently released feaces from my bowels." Hear Jimmy's accident at 20 seconds in here - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/7717903.stm "I felt it all drop out, but didn't make a big deal. I thought I managed to cover it up but apparently many people noticed." Jimmy has assured, however, that he should be fit enough to take on St Mirren at Pittodrie for Tuesday nights clash. The Don's will be looking to bounce back with a win over St Mirren. "We beat them at Love Street, so I am confident we can do it again at home. "As long as we cut out our defensive errors we are more than capable of winning with ease. When asked what he thought of his Dundee Sickness, Jimmy gave a simple reply. "I thought it was sloppy." Link to comment
Camie Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 You missed the bit where they blamed the defeat on asylum seekers. Link to comment
Original A1 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much info!!!!! (And I retract my statement to all those on the live forum on Saturday about wishing to be a fly on the wall during half time!!!!) Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 no sh*t sherlock Link to comment
redtildead88 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I always thought a lot of sh*te came out when he opened his mouth... Link to comment
StandFree_MainStand Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 The more interesting thing here is that he said he missed the half time team talk.... We played much much better in the second half, I was wandering what had been said in the dressing room... co-incidence that he wasnt there? Link to comment
K OK Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Haha! Please tell me this is true! Link to comment
berkshire don Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Jimmy admits 'illness' got the better of him. Jimmy Calderwood has admitted that he suffered from diarrhea during and after the Don's weekend defeat at Tannadice. He announced the illness during a press conference, after serious questions were raised about the state of his health. Calderwood, however, stated it was nothing to worry about. "I don't think it was that big a deal." The Aberdeen gaffer told the gathered press. "I was feeling a wee bit ill before the game, but decided it was best to go along anyway. "I missed the half time talk with the lads, but in football certain sacrifices have to be made. Calderwood also made it clear that the illness only took full effect during his post match interviews. "Yes, I was being interviewed on Sportsound when I accidently released feaces from my bowels." Hear Jimmy's accident at 20 seconds in here - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/7717903.stm "I felt it all drop out, but didn't make a big deal. I thought I managed to cover it up but apparently many people noticed." Jimmy has assured, however, that he should be fit enough to take on St Mirren at Pittodrie for Tuesday nights clash. The Don's will be looking to bounce back with a win over St Mirren. "We beat them at Love Street, so I am confident we can do it again at home. "As long as we cut out our defensive errors we are more than capable of winning with ease. When asked what he thought of his Dundee Sickness, Jimmy gave a simple reply. Link to comment
wilco91 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 so jimmy actually **** himself? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 That's a belter. Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Bringing AFC into disrepute.He has to be sacked. Link to comment
Guest LondonScottish Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 So yet again, Jimmy Nichol takes control, fires up the troops, and look at the response in the second half. Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 So yet again, Jimmy Nichol takes control, fires up the troops, and look at the response in the second half. I'm a Nichol fan. NIG Link to comment
Original A1 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 so jimmy actually **** himself? Well if he did, 20 seconds into the interview, how the hell did he carry on for another 2+ minutes because there must have been one hell of a mess around him (not to mention pegs on noses time!). Nothing different there then! Link to comment
swifty Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 What sort of man admits to the press that he shat himself live on national radio? Surely a wind-up? Link to comment
Mrs_Mols Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 what a dumbass. we need change now. jc is a tool. Link to comment
Original A1 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 what a dumbass. we need change now. jc is a tool. Don't you mean JC needs a change now? lol Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 what a dumbass. we need change now. jc is a tool. Oh, the iorning! Link to comment
Guest rocket_scientist Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 What sort of man admits to the press that he shat himself live on national radio? Surely a wind-up? Exactly what I was thinking. This is beyond stupidity, even the vast skiploads of it that I attribute to the full-of-sh*t fat bast*rd. If true, does the 2nd half response not say something? JMG. JCSNHB. JN4M. Link to comment
Jaws Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 What sort of man admits to the press that he shat himself live on national radio? Surely a wind-up? You couldn't make this up. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 You couldn't make this up. Somebody did. Link to comment
kennymac Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 what a dumbass. we need change now. jc is a tool.Do you not mean watery stool Link to comment
Guest rocket_scientist Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 hahahaha SOME amount of idiots on here Ah but we aspire to be as clever as you one day. And to live in Rutherglen. Link to comment
kennymac Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Just goes to show that jimmy nic should be doing the half time team talk all the time as that watery stool can't get the tempo raised any Link to comment
Milners Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 deary me good - caught a few with that one Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Anybody who's anybody knows that correct spelling is diarrhoea so unless itwas evening express report it was a wind up. Cracker though. Link to comment
Guest rocket_scientist Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 deary me good - caught a few with that one You miss the point and the opportunity. Your only "contribution" on this thread is seemingly to take credit for something you did not start, or to laugh at fellow Dons fans. As Tommy said, it was a cracker and as many of us expressed, it had to be a wind-up. But when it comes down to this, what does this tell you about the relationship between the fans and the manager? Is this an important relationship? Is agitating for the change that Miller and Milne have denied us a constructive move? You're primarily concerned with informing us how clever you are. Some of us care more about the Dons. Link to comment
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