Robbie Winters Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 What if she farted and mushroom-clouded the room afore you had a snort ? Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Fanny snortBumhole snort I like the sound of the trip you had. There's always a tale to be told What if she farted and mushroom-clouded the room afore you had a snort ? Wimpy straw at ready Exhale all air out of lungs (away from Mushroom cloud) stick wimpy straw up favoured Nostril. and aim at cloud, Inhale like a motherfucker. Job done Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 All scenarios covered then, I like your style Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 How willing to have cocaine sniffed oot their airses were these young girls bumholes? Nae idea they were all unconcious 3 Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Mind we got pulled up for drinking in the street near Hampden? A young WPC demanded that we pour out our drinks. Winters' brither just stared right into her soul and downed the remains of his bottle of cider about 2 feet from her face. She wisna impressed like. It's a miracle no-one had their cock out at that stage. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Mind we got pulled up for drinking in the street near Hampden? A young WPC demanded that we pour out our drinks. Winters' brither just stared right into her soul and downed the remains of his bottle of cider about 2 feet from her face. She wisna impressed like. It's a miracle no-one had their cock out at that stage.No the cocks cam out later that evening though if I remember right. A certain person sitting on the chair in my room with no punts or trousers on singing highway to hell and doing actions Roll on June Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Sounds a bit homo erotic CBS min, your hotel room, if I'm honest. #gay Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 You're making up that cock story surely? We'd walked ourself sober fae Hampden to the toon centre. Was it the Slinkman?No.... Surprisingly enough, although he was standing behind said person grinning at the sight of his nudger Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I think you've got your concerts mixed up again. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I think you've got your concerts mixed up again.Good chance you are right it may have been the slayer gig, still had penis indentations on my chair though Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Nae idea they were all unconcious I suppose someone deid is also classed as unconscious. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I suppose someone deid is also classed as unconscious.Aye but surely I would have noticed if the buttocks were chilled Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Good chance you are right it may have been the slayer gig, still had penis indentations on my chair though You are a lovely man with beautiful dimples but your recollections of past events is quite frankly muddled at best and at worst abysmal. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 You are a lovely man with beautiful dimples but your recollections of past events is quite frankly muddled at best and at worst abysmal.Say no to drugs, that's all I have. Link to comment
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